Have you been thinking about putting yourself up for sale lately? Ever wonder how much money you could get on the open human market? HumanForSale.com will attempt to place a value on your life.
$1,758,532. Wow, Mindfields is worth a million dollars more than me. Go figure. Keep in mind my income is $0 because I don't have a job, I didn't get rated at that stupid jury site, I don't have 20/20 sight because of genetics, I didn't do any SAT score (nor will I ever, I'm Canadian), my system doesn't use GPA, my highest level of education thus far is only partial highschool.
I don't even know why penis size is on there... what if someone is female and they try to take the test?
Pssh. I did that according to how things would be by the time I'm old enough to have an income and all that other stuff.
1 mill a year yeeeeeeeeeah
But if you want me to do it using my statistics as of now, it's $2,775,724.
Wtf.
בקצה השמיים, ובסוף המדבר, יש מקום רחוק מלא פרחי בר
מקום קטן, עלוב ומשוגע, מקום רחוק מקום לדאגה
יש אומרים שם שמשיקרה וחושבים אל כל מה שקרה
אלוהים שם יושב ורואה ושומר אל כל משברא
אסור לקטוף את פרחי הגן
אסור לקטוף את פרחי הגן
ודואג ודואג נורא
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