You know that guy who said God would protect him?

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  • GuidoHunter
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    • Oct 2003
    • 7371

    #1

    You know that guy who said God would protect him?

    Well, he was no Daniel.

    Lioness in zoo kills man who invoked God

    KIEV (Reuters) - A man shouting that God would keep him safe was mauled to death by a lioness in Kiev zoo after he crept into the animal's enclosure, a zoo official said on Monday.

    "The man shouted 'God will save me, if he exists', lowered himself by a rope into the enclosure, took his shoes off and went up to the lions," the official said.

    "A lioness went straight for him, knocked him down and severed his carotid artery."

    The incident, Sunday evening when the zoo was packed with visitors, was the first of its kind at the attraction. Lions and tigers are kept in an "animal island" protected by thick concrete blocks.




    Also:

    BELGRADE (Reuters) - A Serb man set his car on fire when he heard how much he had to pay to reclaim it after it was towed away for illegal parking.

    An attendant told the daily Press the man was very calm.

    "He went to his car, took a few things then opened the hood and set the engine on fire. When it was well ablaze he got back on his bike and rode off."

    --Guido


    Originally posted by Grandiagod
    Originally posted by Grandiagod
    She has an asshole, in other pics you can see a diaper taped to her dead twin's back.
    Sentences I thought I never would have to type.
  • natetheffrer
    FFR Player
    • Oct 2004
    • 906

    #2
    Re: You know that guy who said God would protect him?

    Lions-1
    Religous people-0

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    • sleeplessdragn
      ~Bang that beat Harder~
      FFR Simfile Author
      FFR Music Producer
      • Jan 2004
      • 2321

      #3
      Re: You know that guy who said God would protect him?

      Dude, you on a roll today or something? Is today like "pinnacle of stupid" day?

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      • MCRenaissance
        FFR Player
        • Apr 2006
        • 1646

        #4
        Re: You know that guy who said God would protect him?

        My god if people are that retarded they deserve to die.

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        • GuidoHunter
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          • Oct 2003
          • 7371

          #5
          Re: You know that guy who said God would protect him?

          Posting for reference: http://www.bash.org/?431987

          --Guido


          Originally posted by Grandiagod
          Originally posted by Grandiagod
          She has an asshole, in other pics you can see a diaper taped to her dead twin's back.
          Sentences I thought I never would have to type.

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          • Kilgamayan
            Super Scooter Happy
            FFR Simfile Author
            • Feb 2003
            • 6583

            #6
            Re: You know that guy who said God would protect him?

            Someone didn't read the story of Daniel very closely.
            I watched clouds awobbly from the floor o' that kayak. Souls cross ages like clouds cross skies, an' tho' a cloud's shape nor hue nor size don't stay the same, it's still a cloud an' so is a soul. Who can say where the cloud's blowed from or who the soul'll be 'morrow? Only Sonmi the east an' the west an' the compass an' the atlas, yay, only the atlas o' clouds.

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            • Omeganitros
              auauauau
              • Jun 2003
              • 8897

              #7
              Re: You know that guy who said God would protect him?

              Originally posted by Kilgamayan
              Someone didn't read the story of Daniel very closely.

              Huh?



              Guy gets thrown into pit filled with lions by dudes.
              Dudes leave.
              Dudes come back.
              Guy is still alive.
              The end.


              Uh, right?

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              • iggymatrixcounter
                FFR Veteran
                • Nov 2003
                • 1924

                #8
                Re: You know that guy who said God would protect him?

                Kind of reminded me of that Capital One commercial with the guardian angel that didn't do his job well until they went to use their credit card.

                "Sorry about that one.... I'll make it up to you later. At least you didn't have huge overages!"
                lastfm
                PANDORA

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                • iggymatrixcounter
                  FFR Veteran
                  • Nov 2003
                  • 1924

                  #9
                  Re: You know that guy who said God would protect him?

                  Originally posted by Omeganitros
                  Huh?



                  Guy gets thrown into pit filled with lions by dudes.
                  Dudes leave.
                  Dudes come back.
                  Guy is still alive.
                  The end.


                  Uh, right?
                  ...
                  Other Dudes throw Dudes into pit
                  Dude are dead before they hit the ground.


                  Don't forget that interesting part.
                  lastfm
                  PANDORA

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                  • GuidoHunter
                    is against custom titles
                    • Oct 2003
                    • 7371

                    #10
                    Re: You know that guy who said God would protect him?

                    Originally posted by Omeganitros
                    Huh?

                    Guy gets thrown into pit filled with lions by dudes.
                    Dudes leave.
                    Dudes come back.
                    Guy is still alive.
                    The end.

                    Uh, right?
                    Guy has faith in God, guy gets saved.
                    Guy questions God's existence, guy gets eaten.

                    --Guido


                    Originally posted by Grandiagod
                    Originally posted by Grandiagod
                    She has an asshole, in other pics you can see a diaper taped to her dead twin's back.
                    Sentences I thought I never would have to type.

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                    • Kilgamayan
                      Super Scooter Happy
                      FFR Simfile Author
                      • Feb 2003
                      • 6583

                      #11
                      Re: You know that guy who said God would protect him?

                      Originally posted by Omeganitros
                      Huh?



                      Guy gets thrown into pit filled with lions by dudes.
                      Dudes leave.
                      Dudes come back.
                      Guy is still alive.
                      The end.


                      Uh, right?
                      That is the gist of it, yes. However, Daniel was being persecuted for his beliefs and thrown involuntarily into the den. That was why God saved him. This moron, well, was in a much different situation.
                      I watched clouds awobbly from the floor o' that kayak. Souls cross ages like clouds cross skies, an' tho' a cloud's shape nor hue nor size don't stay the same, it's still a cloud an' so is a soul. Who can say where the cloud's blowed from or who the soul'll be 'morrow? Only Sonmi the east an' the west an' the compass an' the atlas, yay, only the atlas o' clouds.

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                      • Triplex72
                        CUSTOMIZED
                        FFR Simfile Author
                        • Oct 2005
                        • 975

                        #12
                        Re: You know that guy who said God would protect him?

                        that guy got like ub3r 0\/\/n3d rofl
                        connect 216.246.109.6:27015

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                        • sertman
                          DADALADAH
                          FFR Simfile Author
                          • Jun 2005
                          • 3910

                          #13
                          Re: You know that guy who said God would protect him?

                          <samsim> I heard about this guy who broke into a lion's den at the zoo
                          <samsim> and got mauled
                          <samsim> and people were talking about how there should have been better defences put up to prevent people getting into the cage
                          <samsim> a friend of mine suggested setting up some kind of deterrent
                          <samsim> for example, putting some sort of fierce animal in the cage, which would attack anybody who climbed in

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                          • Snapps
                            NO DOUBT GET LOUD
                            FFR Simfile Author
                            • Sep 2003
                            • 5650

                            #14
                            Re: You know that guy who said God would protect him?

                            sounds like a lot of religion bull

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                            • Neonatrias
                              MAЯISA
                              FFR Simfile Author
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 919

                              #15
                              Re: You know that guy who said God would protect him?

                              Originally posted by sertman
                              <samsim> I heard about this guy who broke into a lion's den at the zoo
                              <samsim> and got mauled
                              <samsim> and people were talking about how there should have been better defences put up to prevent people getting into the cage
                              <samsim> a friend of mine suggested setting up some kind of deterrent
                              <samsim> for example, putting some sort of fierce animal in the cage, which would attack anybody who climbed in
                              Sounds like a good idea to me.

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