While Tass is away, the Whorli will play, but not with girls cuz not all girls be bi.

[Specforces]

Re: While Tass is away, the Whorli will play, but not with girls cuz not all girls be bi.

ok, stop talking about that, right about...... now.

[Grandiagod]

Re: While Tass is away, the Whorli will play, but not with girls cuz not all girls be bi.

OR a tuna fishery.

[sertman]

Re: While Tass is away, the Whorli will play...

A: He did actually ask. But he is going with 2 male buddies, and they are staying in low-cost (read: NASTY-ICKY-EW) hostels all over Europe.

PLEASE don't tell me I'm the only one who saw Eurotrip.

PLEASE don't tell me I'm the only one who watched the deleted hostel scene

"Hello, and welcome to Amsterdam's finest and most luxurious youth hostel. We feature one medium sized room containing 70 beds which can sleep up to 375 bodies a night. There is no bathroom. Nor is there one nearby. If you do not wish to have your valuables stolen I suggest destroying them or discarding them right now. You can also try hiding your valuables in your anus. This will deter some, but of course not all, thieves. Once you are inside, the doors are chained and locked from the outside. They will not be opened again until morning, no matter what. Should a fire occur due to our faulty wiring or, uh, the fireworks factory upstairs you will be incinerated along with the valuables that you have hidden in your anus. Tips are greatly appreciated."

[iggymatrixcounter]

Re: While Tass is away with hot Euro chicks, the Whorli will play...

In other news, my cats think that the toilet is a water fountain and that my scrubs (my medical work uniform thingies) are a fluffy bed. Now I have to go to work wearing ill-fitting old ones because all my nice new ones are covered in fur. And despite the fact that anyone working in a vet hospital is inevitably going to get covered in fur...we can't come IN to our shift ALREADY covered in it. It has to be acquired on-site.

I suggest lint rollers perhaps.

[Grandiagod]

Re: While Tass is away, the Whorli will play, but not with girls cuz not all girls be bi.

OR killing the cat.

[chickendude]

Re: While Tass is away, the Whorli will play, but not with girls cuz not all girls be bi.

This topic is amazing

A+

[Silver_Brian]

Re: While Tass is away, the Whorli will play, but not with girls cuz not all girls be bi.

Or 5-star.

[xDdRmAnIaCx]

Re: While Tass is away, the Whorli will play, but not with girls cuz not all girls be bi.

Definately 5-star.

[Omeganitros]

Re: While Tass is away, the Whorli will play, but not with girls cuz not all girls be bi.

The rest of the story? Well, I nervously laughed, looked at him, and went "Look...It's not that it's not fair, it's that I'd rather lose my reputation as a fair person than lose my dignity. You've caught me in a guilt vortex." And then they laughed and went "Oh, you're too much of a sucker some times. We'll let you off the hook, you don't have to do anything...This time."

That's when I learned my lesson, and now I don't ask girls to do anything for my entertainment.

[MCRenaissance]

Re: While Tass is away, the Whorli will play, but not with girls cuz not all girls be

hmm, I say 10 out of 10.

[whorlichan]

Re: While Tass is away, the Whorli will play, but not with girls cuz not all girls be bi.

Lint rollers are for the weak! Besides, my cats rolled on the lint rollers. And then I took the thing off to the next sheet to reoll on my clothes...And they attacked my face.

OH! Things Whorli Was Attacked By Today:
1 - tiny, 1-lb calico kitten with VERY SHARP TEETH who really really wanted to sit on my shoulder and didn't care that it took digging in all her TINY NEEDLE CLAWS into my chest to get there
2 - 95-lb chocolate labrador who not only jumped OVER me (I was on the floor trying to get a heart rate on the damn thing) but ran all the way through the hospital to the kitchen (snapping her tied leash on the way over my head) where she proceeded to attack me with vomit-flavored kisses until I could get a halter over her and lead her back to the treatment area
3 - 12-lb black dachshund spewing bloody vomit out one end and nasty-ass diarrhea out the other, as I tried to hold her down so a senior tech could put a catheter in her leg
4 - a paralyzed bichon. He can't use his back legs, but he can totally move his midsection until they flip up and hit me in the face!

And that was my night. Now I crash for 9 or 10 hours.

(Tass is in Prague today, btw. I am sure he is having fun with hawt Czech chicks.)

[MCRenaissance]

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Oh my god. Whorli your job sounds fun!!

oh and I also think Tass is having the time of his life while you clean up a dogs diarrhea.

[Specforces]

Re: While Tass is away, the Whorli will play, but not with girls cuz not all girls be bi.

I screwed a czech chick once, it was like chocolate chip cookie dough.

[sleeplessdragn]

Re: While Tass is away, the Whorli will play, but not with girls cuz not all girls be bi.

Like the taste, or the texture?

[Specforces]

Re: While Tass is away, the Whorli will play, but not with girls cuz not all girls be bi.

Definitely depth of flavor and softness.