Have you ever been so pissed off...

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  • Tonberry_Kid
    FFR Player
    • May 2005
    • 3408
    #31
    Re: Have you ever been so pissed off...

    I was having a family party at my house and my uncle ate my pie when I was gone...I smacked him in the nuts and made him get me more pie...Don't mess with a man's pie damnit!
    UNLEASH THE DRAGON
    Originally posted by mead1
    My method of making love is quite different than you might expect. I prefer to find a girl taking a nap at the local preschool, and then make love to them as they scream in my large, sound-proofed, white van. I then make love on their face, and throw them in an ice-chest of bleach. For pillow talk, I usually say, "Your parents can't hear you," and keep their teddy bear as a momento. You could call me a hopeless romantic, I guess.

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      • stretchypanda
        shock me shock me
        • Sep 2004
        • 4123
        #32
        Re: Have you ever been so pissed off...

        I was on the phone with my dad while I brought groceries in from my car. I just set everything down on the floor and went back for what was left, and came back up just in time to see my dog jump away from one of the bags and slink off to the other side of my living room. She'd been in the bag that had the meat I'd picked up from the deli, chewed a little hole in the baggie the turkey was in, and there was a tiny piece missing from the slice of turkey closest to the plastic. I was never sure if she actually ate it (I'm certain she did) or if it had just fallen off when the person at the deli put it in the bag, but I certainly wasn't going to throw away a pound of sliced turkey just because of some dog germs. the piece she'd gotten was at the bottom of the stack of turkey, so when I got to that piece, I just gave it to her.

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          • Kilgamayan
            Super Scooter Happy
            FFR Simfile Author
            • Feb 2003
            • 6583
            #33
            Re: Have you ever been so pissed off...

            Originally posted by TIMEDISORT
            Banned
            lmao
            I watched clouds awobbly from the floor o' that kayak. Souls cross ages like clouds cross skies, an' tho' a cloud's shape nor hue nor size don't stay the same, it's still a cloud an' so is a soul. Who can say where the cloud's blowed from or who the soul'll be 'morrow? Only Sonmi the east an' the west an' the compass an' the atlas, yay, only the atlas o' clouds.

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