Another satire in the same vein as "Star Student".
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Bundle of Joy
Page 1-2
Once upon a time, there was a very happy man and a very happy woman. One day, they got married!
Page 3-4
Soon, they had a little baby boy. This made Mommy and Daddy very happy...
Page 5-6
Until they had to move across town to the slums just to accommodate their little "bundle of joy".
Page 7-8
It seemed like all he ever did was eat and eat...
Page 9-10
Mommy and Daddy were so poor that they couldn't even send Little Timmy to school!
Page 11-12
Mommy and Daddy had to borrow money from everyone. Mommy and Daddy had nothing.
Page 13-14
What they wouldn't give to have the old times back... If only they could go back...
Page 15-16
Then they would be truly happy again.
Page 17-18
A light bulb clicked on in Mommy and Daddy's head.
Page 19-20
One day, Mommy and Daddy took Little Timmy for a nature hike through the woods.
Page 21-22
Oops! Mommy and Daddy "accidentally" left "something" behind.
Page 23-24
Mommy and Daddy called this "Hansel and Gretel" style. They were happy again for a few days...
Page 25-26
But like the bane of their existence that he was, Little Timmy found his way home.
Page 27-28
What to do, what to do? Ah-ha! Another light clicked on in Mommy and Daddy's head. It was time for Halloween...
Page 29-30
They dressed Little Timmy up... And sent him out after dark.
Page 31-32
He felt like such a big boy!
Page 33-34
And when Little Timmy never came back...
Page 35
Mommy and Daddy lived happily ever after, forever and ever until the end of their days.
The End.
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Not as good as "Star Student", because this one relies on visuals a lot. But, it is still an interesting read, I think.
Mal
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Bundle of Joy
Page 1-2
Once upon a time, there was a very happy man and a very happy woman. One day, they got married!
Page 3-4
Soon, they had a little baby boy. This made Mommy and Daddy very happy...
Page 5-6
Until they had to move across town to the slums just to accommodate their little "bundle of joy".
Page 7-8
It seemed like all he ever did was eat and eat...
Page 9-10
Mommy and Daddy were so poor that they couldn't even send Little Timmy to school!
Page 11-12
Mommy and Daddy had to borrow money from everyone. Mommy and Daddy had nothing.
Page 13-14
What they wouldn't give to have the old times back... If only they could go back...
Page 15-16
Then they would be truly happy again.
Page 17-18
A light bulb clicked on in Mommy and Daddy's head.
Page 19-20
One day, Mommy and Daddy took Little Timmy for a nature hike through the woods.
Page 21-22
Oops! Mommy and Daddy "accidentally" left "something" behind.
Page 23-24
Mommy and Daddy called this "Hansel and Gretel" style. They were happy again for a few days...
Page 25-26
But like the bane of their existence that he was, Little Timmy found his way home.
Page 27-28
What to do, what to do? Ah-ha! Another light clicked on in Mommy and Daddy's head. It was time for Halloween...
Page 29-30
They dressed Little Timmy up... And sent him out after dark.
Page 31-32
He felt like such a big boy!
Page 33-34
And when Little Timmy never came back...
Page 35
Mommy and Daddy lived happily ever after, forever and ever until the end of their days.
The End.
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Not as good as "Star Student", because this one relies on visuals a lot. But, it is still an interesting read, I think.
Mal
thanks. Have you read "Star Student" yet?
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