This is Children story to the max
Tjhis one time my dog and my cat were having mad interacial sex until a police officer came up (he was japanese) and said "Hajimamashite! Dozo yoroshku onegaishimasu!" And my cat was like KEE KEE! Then chewbacca from starwars ran in and was liek "RAAASSGGHRRR" abnd my cat was like KEEE" and chewy was like RAGREHRHEGR then my cat was all like, "i'll kizill you" and chewbacca was like "sincewhen did yu talk?" and my cat was like whwn did u?Then chewy a\qas like KEE KEE and KEE was like CRAGHRGRH cuz they switched voice boxes then the cop peppered sprayed all der aszzzes and everyone died except the magical lucky charms guy who got killed in a heroin overdose 2 hours later whiule contremplating the meaning of life, the universe, and everyrthing. This one time a deer walked up to sonnys kennel and started stiking its dick thro an sonny bit it off then it expanded into a huge crack pipe and sunny smoked it and he thought he was jesus and went ontop of his house and jumped and fell then the munchins and the witchs from the wizard of oz apperede and cut his back then the munchins were dancing and then the cherio fairy came in smokin herion and they got stucjk together and the bitch of the west came and at them then the cherrio man passed out then cherio man got pissed and started smoking so people bought lucky charms and then the both started so they started eating the free strap ons.this rasist cop started piking up children and puting them in houses and utting tvs around it and they thoght they were in a tornado so they woyld all start jumping then flying apes would co,me and eat them then they saw the mountain dew guy in his stomach. he lead sigers beard grew so long that soon each hair became a man and his singing became bad and they all throiught apples at him then his beard died and he became a gay man and went on beachs with guys for playgirl
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Tjhis one time my dog and my cat were having mad interacial sex until a police officer came up (he was japanese) and said "Hajimamashite! Dozo yoroshku onegaishimasu!" And my cat was like KEE KEE! Then chewbacca from starwars ran in and was liek "RAAASSGGHRRR" abnd my cat was like KEEE" and chewy was like RAGREHRHEGR then my cat was all like, "i'll kizill you" and chewbacca was like "sincewhen did yu talk?" and my cat was like whwn did u?Then chewy a\qas like KEE KEE and KEE was like CRAGHRGRH cuz they switched voice boxes then the cop peppered sprayed all der aszzzes and everyone died except the magical lucky charms guy who got killed in a heroin overdose 2 hours later whiule contremplating the meaning of life, the universe, and everyrthing. This one time a deer walked up to sonnys kennel and started stiking its dick thro an sonny bit it off then it expanded into a huge crack pipe and sunny smoked it and he thought he was jesus and went ontop of his house and jumped and fell then the munchins and the witchs from the wizard of oz apperede and cut his back then the munchins were dancing and then the cherio fairy came in smokin herion and they got stucjk together and the bitch of the west came and at them then the cherrio man passed out then cherio man got pissed and started smoking so people bought lucky charms and then the both started so they started eating the free strap ons.this rasist cop started piking up children and puting them in houses and utting tvs around it and they thoght they were in a tornado so they woyld all start jumping then flying apes would co,me and eat them then they saw the mountain dew guy in his stomach. he lead sigers beard grew so long that soon each hair became a man and his singing became bad and they all throiught apples at him then his beard died and he became a gay man and went on beachs with guys for playgirl
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