Why isn't my cat this awesome?

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  • Yanah_God
    Banned
    • Oct 2003
    • 1330

    #1

    Why isn't my cat this awesome?

    First there's a cat that saves a woman's life by calling 911. Now there's this cat that saved a baby.



    I hope my cat makes sure I don't die. >=(
  • Laviva
    FFR Player
    • Apr 2006
    • 11

    #2
    Re: Why isn't my cat this awesome?

    HAHA.

    HE'S UGLY..

    >*D

    ihopeineverhavechildren
    wait..



    what?

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    • sebra
      FFR Player
      • Aug 2003
      • 238

      #3
      Re: Why isn't my cat this awesome?

      awesome cat forum
      Originally posted by spaceballs
      talk about roller coatser tycoon,2 and 3 and other games like thrillville this is the thread for the thrill seekers

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      • gardyloo
        FFR Player
        • Feb 2005
        • 580

        #4
        Re: Why isn't my cat this awesome?

        It was caturday too!
        He saves

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        • SethSquall
          FFR Player
          • Mar 2004
          • 5477

          #5
          Re: Why isn't my cat this awesome?

          "A cat saved the life of a newborn baby abandoned on the doorstep of a Cologne house in the middle of the night by meowing loudly until someone woke up."

          Cats are really really loud around my house. I wonder if people are dying o.O

          My firends cat runs up you and stands on your shoulders if you call it. I think its a parrot traped in a cats body.
          Originally posted by Tibs
          I love you, you Welsh ****

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          • Grandiagod
            FFR Player
            • Jul 2004
            • 6122

            #6
            Re: Why isn't my cat this awesome?

            Cats suck the breath out of infants. Thats what the servant wench told me.
            He who angers you conquers you. ~Elizabeth Kenny

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            • mattyohh
              FFR Player
              • Mar 2006
              • 349

              #7
              Re: Why isn't my cat this awesome?

              cat jumped on my window and scared the living crat out of me. so i threw a book at the window and now that cat doesn't come back anymore.

              Neighborhood cats make great hats.
              Originally posted by FishFishRevolution
              You are banned from the Garbage Bin until January 1st, 2007. Don't worry, I usually let people out of their sentences early if they have good behavior. You are still able to view the Garbage Bin, but if you post there, I will physically site-wide ban you until further notice.

              Reason: Insulting Dragonforce aka my religion. Also being a general GB noob.

              -Fish
              lol

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              • Grandiagod
                FFR Player
                • Jul 2004
                • 6122

                #8
                Re: Why isn't my cat this awesome?

                Originally posted by mattyohh
                cat jumped on my window and scared the living crat out of me.
                I hate it when the crat gets scared out of me.
                He who angers you conquers you. ~Elizabeth Kenny

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                • mead1
                  Cerebellumberjack
                  FFR Simfile Author
                  • Aug 2003
                  • 3960

                  #9
                  Re: Why isn't my cat this awesome?

                  cat*

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                  • -Izzy-
                    Banned
                    FFR Simfile Author
                    • Nov 2005
                    • 1629

                    #10
                    Re: Why isn't my cat this awesome?

                    Why dont i even have a cat. I hate you people and your ****ing cats.

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                    • MalReynolds
                      CHOCK FULL O' NUTRIENTS
                      • Sep 2003
                      • 6571

                      #11
                      Re: Why isn't my cat this awesome?

                      Do you not have a cat and want one, or do you just suck at sentence structure on the internet?
                      "A new take on the epic fantasy genre... Darkly comic, relatable characters... twisted storyline."

                      "Readers who prefer tension and romance, Maledictions: The Offering, delivers... As serious YA fiction, I’ll give it five stars out of five. As a novel? Four and a half." - Liz Ellor


                      My new novel:

                      Maledictions: The Offering.

                      Now in Paperback!

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                      • Suzuru
                        FFR Player
                        • Oct 2005
                        • 537

                        #12
                        Re: Why isn't my cat this awesome?

                        I had a cat once, Remember kids.. if you do get a cat. Castrate them!

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                        • Tokzic
                          FFR Player
                          • May 2005
                          • 6878

                          #13
                          Re: Why isn't my cat this awesome?

                          Originally posted by Suzuru
                          I had a cat once, Remember kids.. if you do get a cat. Castrate them!
                          But having them urinate on everything they deem their territory is SO KYUUT~

                          Last edited by Tokzic: Today at 11:59 PM. Reason: wait what

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