While out hunting, you have shot yourself in the foot. You return to your wagon with 0 meat.
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..and you lost 20 pounds huh? Well that's cool lol.. When I had pneumonia I lost 15 pounds. It seems the best way to lose weight is to get a life threatening illness..
I lost about 20 lbs when I had pneumonia...And I was delusional from it too...I walked out into my living room screaming, "WHERE THE **** AM I?!" My mom started freaking out and made me go to bed and she called her nurse friend...Then I started talking about building a trap to capture my brother so he wouldn't steal my bagels O_o...I had a 105.3 temperature...That was a fun night -.-'
Hope you get better soon man.
UNLEASH THE DRAGON
Originally posted by mead1
My method of making love is quite different than you might expect. I prefer to find a girl taking a nap at the local preschool, and then make love to them as they scream in my large, sound-proofed, white van. I then make love on their face, and throw them in an ice-chest of bleach. For pillow talk, I usually say, "Your parents can't hear you," and keep their teddy bear as a momento. You could call me a hopeless romantic, I guess.
I was in the hospital for a week total. Anyways I've gained back 10lbs already, primarily due to muscle coming back from atrophy. I'm constantly eating making up from having nothing but liquids pumped into me and eating only broth. Luckily on the second to last day I was there my parents were allowed to bring me a pizza. Otherwise I was treated really well. Either that or I just don't remember all the bad parts. I just recently found out they took a Cat scan of my brain and an MRI looking for meningitis, they took the cat scan of my brain supposidely looking for spiders because I was so delusional and they knew the flu couldn't do that to me... Unless there's a brand new life threatening flu out.
they took the cat scan of my brain supposidely looking for spiders because I was so delusional and they knew the flu couldn't do that to me... Unless there's a brand new life threatening flu out.
Wait...Spiders go into your brain? What?
ps...bird flu.
Originally posted by Arch0wl
I'd better be considering I own roughly six textbooks on logic and have taken courses involving its extensive use
Originally posted by Afrobean
Originally Posted by JurseyRider734
the fact that you're resorting to threatening physical violence says a lot anyway.
Just that you're a piece of shit who can't see reason and instead deserves a fucking beating.
Spiders? That's unlikely. However, tape worms can lay eggs in your stomach, and since the tissue wall is so thin, the egg can go into your blood stream. Meaning, a worm can end up in your brain.
Did they take an x-ray of your leg?
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