OMG this movie SUCKS. For the love of anything dont go see this. Ban this movie. Start riots to get the director, actors, and writers killed. I went to this movie thinking it wasnt going to be about the arcade game. Oh i wish it wasnt about the game, but NO i was WRONG.
The story was so lame it makes I Know What You Did Last Summer's story look good. The acting was TERRIBLE, I cant really describe it with out throwing up. Throwing up....thats what I wanted to do the entire time I was watching this crap. The only direction in this movie was down, like in going down the tolit. I kinda liked the visuals because they used ACTUALLY PLAYING VISUALS FROM THE GAME. WTF were they thinking. The director, studio, writers, and actors should be shot in the same cheesy way the zombies were getting killed.
Also, why do white people ALWAYS GO INTO PLACES THEY SHOULDNT GO IN. Im white and I really hate seeing movies where white people are IDIOTS. The only black person, who was a chic, tried to get the white people to think about what they where doing. Of course the chic gets killed, like in all other movies, but this time it was the stupidess death I have ever seen. The movie takes place on an island that has NOTHING to do with the arcade game.
The main characters from the game show up in the last 20 seconds of the movie and it makes it so aparent that there is going to be another House of the Dead movie. WHY DO THEY DO THIS TO VIDEO GAMES? I wanted to get up and burn this film right there in the movie theater.
If you do want to see this movie, dont go to the theater, dont rent it from Blockbuster, dont download it from the internet either. Just go to Walmart, when it comes out, AND STEAL IT. Im sure Walmart wont care, cause people stealing it is the ONLY WAY Walmart could get it out of their stores.
In conclusion, this is another game to movie MISTAKE.
The story was so lame it makes I Know What You Did Last Summer's story look good. The acting was TERRIBLE, I cant really describe it with out throwing up. Throwing up....thats what I wanted to do the entire time I was watching this crap. The only direction in this movie was down, like in going down the tolit. I kinda liked the visuals because they used ACTUALLY PLAYING VISUALS FROM THE GAME. WTF were they thinking. The director, studio, writers, and actors should be shot in the same cheesy way the zombies were getting killed.
Also, why do white people ALWAYS GO INTO PLACES THEY SHOULDNT GO IN. Im white and I really hate seeing movies where white people are IDIOTS. The only black person, who was a chic, tried to get the white people to think about what they where doing. Of course the chic gets killed, like in all other movies, but this time it was the stupidess death I have ever seen. The movie takes place on an island that has NOTHING to do with the arcade game.
The main characters from the game show up in the last 20 seconds of the movie and it makes it so aparent that there is going to be another House of the Dead movie. WHY DO THEY DO THIS TO VIDEO GAMES? I wanted to get up and burn this film right there in the movie theater.
If you do want to see this movie, dont go to the theater, dont rent it from Blockbuster, dont download it from the internet either. Just go to Walmart, when it comes out, AND STEAL IT. Im sure Walmart wont care, cause people stealing it is the ONLY WAY Walmart could get it out of their stores.
In conclusion, this is another game to movie MISTAKE.
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