New Church

[jewpinthethird]

I'm ordained too. Anyone can be ordained through the Universal Church of Life.
I can't remember the website, but you can actually be ordained for free online. I seriously didn't beleive it and went through the whole process, but they seriously ordain you and give you a certificate you can print out. I guess the printed certificate is valid in 46 states, so I could technically do Rev. Kwik type procedures.

Dude, I need that. I changed my name from djJ33k.F to rev. J33k.F because I am not a DJ and I do not want to be catagorized with those no talent losers....oh man, that was a good zing. But seriously, I compose my own music, not "sample" it.

And I am locking this thread because it goes against my beliefs.

Religion is supposed to cause peace and harmony. Not fighting. I am
shit tired of Wars over religion. The Bible/Torah/...some other books are all preaching peace. But people get all caught up in what they believe is right. They close their minds to others. And closed minds cause hate. Every religion is good....

But science is better. EVOLVE.