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  • plasmix
    FFR Player
    • Jun 2003
    • 3639

    #1

    18 tricks to teach your body

    I found this cool despite lack of sexual stuff.

  • dancingmaniac3
    FFR Player
    • Nov 2003
    • 1873

    #2
    RE: 18 tricks to teach your body

    omg i was just thinking about that like an hour ago cause i was telling my friend about the throat-ear thing, and i couldnt remember exactly how it went. dude. thank you. lol.

    I don't understand some of them though. I need visual aids.

    #16 i dont get. i tried it, nothing happened.
    #5, i tried. didn't work. i dont understand what "alternately thrusting your tongue against the roof of your mouth, then pressing between your eyebrows with one finger" looks like.

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    • ckj846
      FFR Player
      • Jan 2004
      • 2437

      #3
      RE: 18 tricks to teach your body

      I think #15 will come in handy, especially considering that I'm a swimmer. 10 seconds is a lot of time, especially considering that every time you breathe in swimming, you lose about a tenth of a second. Not that anybody should care..
      O_o
      pyro31191: TELL EVERYONE YOU WANT TO TAKE IT IN THE ASS NOW
      pyro31191: rofl
      pyro31191: You should tell them earlier though
      pyro31191: so they can buy dildos instead of fleshlights

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      • QreepyBORIS
        FFR Player
        • Feb 2003
        • 7454

        #4
        RE: 18 tricks to teach your body

        It can buy you more than 10 seconds if you practice it. That's how pearl divers help ogygenate their blood, and they can stay under longer than pretty much anyone.

        Signature subject to change.

        THE ZERRRRRG.

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        • MonkeyFoo
          FFR Veteran
          • Sep 2004
          • 397

          #5
          RE: 18 tricks to teach your body

          15? you mean 17. BTW actual site is Click here to see the real site
          MSN brought up an empty page.
          How has it been 15 years

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          • YungYung
            FFR Player
            • Jul 2005
            • 810

            #6
            RE: 18 tricks to teach your body

            5. Clear your stuffed nose!

            Forget Sudafed. An easier, quicker, and cheaper way to relieve sinus pressure is by alternately thrusting your tongue against the roof of your mouth, then pressing between your eyebrows with one finger. This causes the vomer bone, which runs through the nasal passages to the mouth, to rock back and forth, says Lisa DeStefano, D.O., an assistant professor at the Michigan State University college of osteopathic medicine. The motion loosens congestion; after 20 seconds, you'll feel your sinuses start to drain.
            So do these work for women too?
            clairmai lol hvam lol

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            • Tokzic
              FFR Player
              • May 2005
              • 6878

              #7
              RE: 18 tricks to teach your body

              My God, #5 rocked. I didn't seriously think it would work.

              Oh wow, and I just tried 16 with my brother. Awesome.

              Last edited by Tokzic: Today at 11:59 PM. Reason: wait what

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              • super-smashman
                FFR Player
                • Nov 2004
                • 2638

                #8
                RE: 18 tricks to teach your body

                Originally posted by YungYung
                So do these work for women too?
                Pfft, no.

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                • Spazzbite
                  FFR Simfile Author
                  FFR Simfile Author
                  • Jan 2003
                  • 2181

                  #9
                  RE: 18 tricks to teach your body

                  I have a pretty bad cold right now, so I tried #5, and after about 15 seconds I could feel the congestion relieve.

                  Fantastic find, plasmix!

                  Originally posted by Quicker
                  shades don't break unless you break them.

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                  • FluorescentArmy
                    Forum User
                    • Nov 2005
                    • 1754

                    #10
                    RE: 18 tricks to teach your body

                    This is great stuff. I am going to try number 5 when I get my next sinus infection or something.

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                    • Pumble
                      FFR Player
                      • Jun 2005
                      • 1301

                      #11
                      RE: 18 tricks to teach your body

                      5 is especially nice because it can come in handy a lot.

                      Pretty awesome stuff.

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                      • igotrhythm
                        Fractals!
                        • Sep 2004
                        • 6535

                        #12
                        RE: 18 tricks to teach your body

                        I think all the "Men's" stuff comes exclusively from number 3, but I already knew it. You see, when a man's penis is erect, muscles contract to ensure that urine and ejaculate do not coexist in the urethra. That, and the preoccupation.

                        But the thing about the video? Pfft. I already have a tried-and-true fantasy in place whenever I've feeling overwhelmed, but you'll never get the details out of me because it's never going to actually happen.
                        Originally posted by thesunfan
                        I literally spent 10 minutes in the library looking for the TWG forum on Smogon and couldn't find it what the fuck is this witchcraft IGR

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                        • Shopowner200
                          FFR Player
                          • Nov 2005
                          • 92

                          #13
                          RE: 18 tricks to teach your body

                          That list is awesome. My brother who had a stuffy nose tried the nose decongestant thing and it worked.
                          Originally posted by JurseyRider734
                          Oh yeah...we'll i'm planning on majoring in elementary education.

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                          • emccky
                            Banned
                            • Apr 2004
                            • 4811

                            #14
                            RE: 18 tricks to teach your body

                            Hyperventalating before a race for swimming isn't a good idea. ckj or whoever said that would help them is wrong. Say you're swimming a 100. You'll be able to hold your breath 10 seconds longer then you normally would have.. but unless you're an idiot you don't hold your breath until you HAVE to breath again when you are racing. It's pointless for competitive swim.

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                            • FishFishRevolution
                              GotR Creator
                              • Nov 2003
                              • 7251

                              #15
                              RE: 18 tricks to teach your body

                              I did the blowing on the thumb thing twice today. Worked like a charm.

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