Chuck Norris is God? Apparently so...

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Chuck Norris is God? Apparently so...

12-9-2005, 06:03 PM

So this might be old, yet I found it quite amusing. I never really knew Chuck Norris was so talented. Be prepared to bow down to him after you read this.

Also, he has two brothers that are also Gods... Mr. T and Vin Diesel although, I hardly agree with the latter.

http://www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php?topthirty

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12-9-2005, 06:09 PM

RE: Chuck Norris is God? Apparently so...

I've always known Vin Diesel to be the one true lord and master.

Thus began the great FFR schism. Those who fell behind Diesel ultimatley triumphed.

They pitied the fools who stood behind Mr. T.

And... Walked all over that damned Texas Ranger.

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