MONO!
And when I found out what bastard gave it to me is, they're gonna pay :P
But at least it's better than strep... Cuz strep is airborn and is shit... Mono... Just... Makes your throat sore for 2 weeks... No biggie....
YEP... So I went to WebMD after going to the doctor and I looked at the symptoms that are for mono, and I had ALL of them, and they're small things too, and never noticed them... Crazy stuff... But w/e...
Doctor said that you cant cure mono, you just have to wait it out, and that takes a few weeks, and then stays in the body for a few months... It was crazy when they drew my blood though, cuz they tested it, and it was negative at first, then went positive... And the site mentions that it's extremely rare for something like that to happen...
So I feel special... Cuz when I heard the doctor and the nurse arguing whether or not I was mono-positive or negative... For a second there I thought how cool it would have been to contracted some virus that nobody's ever had before... And then named the virus Zajac... And when one of you bitches gets it, you'll be like 'Ohs nos! I have t3h virus named after that one leet FFR noob!" haha ...But to no avail... It's not some special unknown virus contracted from a rare monkey in venezuela... It's just Mono...
...K... I'm done... Time for sleep... Gotta get this mononucleosis crap outa my system... And by sleep... I of course mean SMO :P
EDIT: So I called my friend at work to tell him I got mono, and it wasn't strep like everyone at work thought it was, so we came up with a plan that I'm gonna sneak into the managers office and lick all their coffee cups and hopefully get them to contract mono as well... Then we thought maybe it wasn't a good idea, cuz I might get arrested for terrorism for using germ-warfare or something like that :P
And when I found out what bastard gave it to me is, they're gonna pay :P
But at least it's better than strep... Cuz strep is airborn and is shit... Mono... Just... Makes your throat sore for 2 weeks... No biggie....
YEP... So I went to WebMD after going to the doctor and I looked at the symptoms that are for mono, and I had ALL of them, and they're small things too, and never noticed them... Crazy stuff... But w/e...
Doctor said that you cant cure mono, you just have to wait it out, and that takes a few weeks, and then stays in the body for a few months... It was crazy when they drew my blood though, cuz they tested it, and it was negative at first, then went positive... And the site mentions that it's extremely rare for something like that to happen...
So I feel special... Cuz when I heard the doctor and the nurse arguing whether or not I was mono-positive or negative... For a second there I thought how cool it would have been to contracted some virus that nobody's ever had before... And then named the virus Zajac... And when one of you bitches gets it, you'll be like 'Ohs nos! I have t3h virus named after that one leet FFR noob!" haha ...But to no avail... It's not some special unknown virus contracted from a rare monkey in venezuela... It's just Mono...
...K... I'm done... Time for sleep... Gotta get this mononucleosis crap outa my system... And by sleep... I of course mean SMO :P
EDIT: So I called my friend at work to tell him I got mono, and it wasn't strep like everyone at work thought it was, so we came up with a plan that I'm gonna sneak into the managers office and lick all their coffee cups and hopefully get them to contract mono as well... Then we thought maybe it wasn't a good idea, cuz I might get arrested for terrorism for using germ-warfare or something like that :P
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