How My Hockey Game Went

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  • blahblah18
    FFR Player
    • Aug 2004
    • 1662

    #1

    How My Hockey Game Went

    I let in 10 goals... reasons being... I got their late and the equpiment was locked up and inaccessible, so i'm struggling to put on the equipment and they actually start the game before i'm ready, so i'm out tehre with my skates barely on and not tightened at all....

    I'm a LEFTY... they only had equpiment for a RIGHTY... huuuuuge problem...

    The goalie stick was loaned out to another team so I had to use a normal hockey stick, and wouldn't you know it, its the only piece of equpiment that's for a lefty.. shame I had to USE IT LIKE A RIGHTY cuz of the glove and blocker... I never really had my leg blockers fully on so they kept flopping around...

    I CAN'T SKATE...

    My helmet was 3 sizes too small so i lost circulation in the 2nd period...

    It was awesome, I'm never doing it again
    but for now... postCount++

  • blahblah18
    FFR Player
    • Aug 2004
    • 1662

    #2
    RE: How My Hockey Game Went

    once upon a time peopel cared about this
    but for now... postCount++

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    • Tps222
      FFR Player
      • Nov 2004
      • 6168

      #3
      RE: How My Hockey Game Went

      OMG BLAHTOPIA YOU ARE A SOCIALIST.

      Excuses Blah, you better shape up next game.

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      • D_Magik
        FFR Veteran
        • Nov 2004
        • 96

        #4
        O.o what kind of team/league would allow you to have hockey pucks hit at you while wearing unfit equiptment?


        P.S. Hockey sucks.

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        • Tasselfoot
          Retired BOSS
          FFR Simfile Author
          • Jul 2003
          • 25185

          #5
          Intermurals at an Ivy League university.

          PS - Blah, you should link to the old thread.
          RIP

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          • zajac
            aka uAnimals
            FFR Music Producer
            • Aug 2003
            • 4050

            #6
            @DMagik - STFU.

            @Blah - Right for lefty is not good AT ALL... And small helmet :S I'm sorry, man... How did the game go overall though? And for a first time being goalie, you just need to practice some more and you'll be good in no time
            Originally posted by Spec & Aperson
            We Rate You: Cool Motherfucer. 9/10

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            • The_Q
              FFR Player
              • May 2004
              • 4391

              #7
              Goalie +1 respect. I was always more of the enforcer. Just skate around and hit the good players. I never had too many problems with pads, only a few bones that one time.

              Q

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              • Tasselfoot
                Retired BOSS
                FFR Simfile Author
                • Jul 2003
                • 25185

                #8
                Wait.... they actually play hockey in Texas? Or was it just Football on Ice... cause, seriously. I don't see Texans teaching their kids to skate. Nor Mexicans.
                RIP

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                • stretchypanda
                  shock me shock me
                  • Sep 2004
                  • 4123

                  #9
                  In Texas, if you can lose your teeth or kill someone doing it, it's manly.

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                  • The_Q
                    FFR Player
                    • May 2004
                    • 4391

                    #10
                    Laredo, the most Mexican town in Texas, actually has its own professional ice hockey team. So yes, we do that sort of thing. Never said we're all amazing at it, though. Then again, the Dallas Stars did win the Stanley Cup, mirite?

                    Q

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                    • dancingmaniac3
                      FFR Player
                      • Nov 2003
                      • 1873

                      #11
                      Originally posted by The_Q
                      Laredo, the most Mexican town in Texas, actually has its own professional ice hockey team. So yes, we do that sort of thing. Never said we're all amazing at it, though. Then again, the Dallas Stars did win the Stanley Cup, mirite?

                      Q
                      San Antonio has it's own minor league hockey team, San Antonio Rampage...I went to go see a game to see exactly what kind of team we have. We suck. Hugely. But, yes, there are indeed hockey teams in Texas. GJ Tass for stereotyping Texans/mexicans.

                      Btw, Mexicans do teach their kids how to play hockey. Well, kinda. Parents pretty much just say "here go play" and hand you a stick and ball, but we kinda teach ourselves from watching t.v.. Parents are just there for moral support.

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                      • Tasselfoot
                        Retired BOSS
                        FFR Simfile Author
                        • Jul 2003
                        • 25185

                        #12
                        I stereotype EVERYTHING... its my "thing"

                        PS - Whorli and I were in SA back in September. It was ok.
                        RIP

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                        • The_Q
                          FFR Player
                          • May 2004
                          • 4391

                          #13
                          Tass, have I mentioned yet that you and Whorli look really good together.

                          And you look like less of a nerd.

                          And I'm jealous of the two of you for your awesome relationship.

                          Q

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                          • dancingmaniac3
                            FFR Player
                            • Nov 2003
                            • 1873

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Tasselfoot
                            I stereotype EVERYTHING... its my "thing"

                            PS - Whorli and I were in SA back in September. It was ok.
                            What area may i ask? did you go see the Alamo like all the stupid tourists do?

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                            • GuidoHunter
                              is against custom titles
                              • Oct 2003
                              • 7371

                              #15
                              Hey now, I went to the Alamo when I was in SA. Granted, it at least has some meaning to me.

                              But still, don't knock the Alamo.

                              --Guido


                              Originally posted by Grandiagod
                              Originally posted by Grandiagod
                              She has an asshole, in other pics you can see a diaper taped to her dead twin's back.
                              Sentences I thought I never would have to type.

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