I feel stalked...do you feel stalked!

[Shadow_of_fear]

Well, this has been happening for a while.... this guy... (OH!! Yes, I'm a girl just in case you didnt know) anywho, this guy named Jole has been following me for so long now. He folows me to my locker( i'm in highschool by the way) and looks at me... all the time! Its scary! He's not even in my class and he will follow me to my class and once I get in, he will go to his! he is very ugly, and his face scares me... a lot... i really need tips on getting him away from me... gosh...... i need a hug..^^;;; Um.. anywho, i need advice!

[Kilgamayan]

RE: I feel stalked...do you feel stalked!

Let a school authority know about it.

[natetheffrer]

RE: I feel stalked...do you feel stalked!

Hmmmm... shadow of fear, that sounds like a guy username.

[Starshot]

Turn around and say, "I like females, back off"

Seriously, it'll work.

[Mindfields]

HI STARSHOT.
You should like
Go out with him for a week or two
And act all nice and stuff (DO NOT MAKE PHYSICAL CONTACT AT ALL)
Then dump him, while doing so, use these lines;
"It's not me, it's you." and "It's just...you're two f***ing ugly...."
Oh, video tape and putfile.com plz.

[msbrunnettemickey]

RE: I feel stalked...do you feel stalked!

Kick him in the nuts.

[Sol_Solis]

RE: I feel stalked...do you feel stalked!

My god, like you wouldn't believe it.

No, but seriously, I do that all the time to this one person. I'm like, totally obsessed.

But what you should seriously do is talk to him. Don't let it get any further. Break him if you must.

[chickendude]

RE: I feel stalked...do you feel stalked!

tell him to GTFO

or one day you should just wear a huge cape

[NaOTa4231]

Re: RE: I feel stalked...do you feel stalked!

Kick him in the nuts.

We think alike

[jewpinthethird]

RE: Re: RE: I feel stalked...do you feel stalked!

Don't bathe for like...a week or so.

No, wait, bathe in bacon grease...for a week or so. Man, no one will want to get near you after that.

Or you could bring a knife to school, just in case.

Or a gun...yeah, bring a gun.

And shoot people for no reason.

It is a very efficient way to scare people off.

Or kill a hobo and where his/her skin.

[Tank101]

RE: Re: RE: I feel stalked...do you feel stalked!

I'm gonna be nice and help you with you.

All I need is your name, state, city, address, phone number, what color hair you have, what eye color, who are your closest friends, and where do you like to hang out the most?

Also...how many dark places are there in your park during the day...

[Tasuke]

RE: Re: RE: I feel stalked...do you feel stalked!

Show him your penis.

[NaOTa4231]

Re: RE: Re: RE: I feel stalked...do you feel stalked!

I'm gonna be nice and help you with you.

All I need is your name, state, city, address, phone number, what color hair you have, what eye color, who are your closest friends, and where do you like to hang out the most?

Also...how many dark places are there in your park during the day...

LOL

Just scream incredibly loud and maybe he'll run off.............forever?

[vashthestampede0987]

Re: RE: Re: RE: I feel stalked...do you feel stalked!

Show him your penis.

Tasuke wins at life.

[MrGiggles]

Do something extremely weird around him.
Or, fart really loudly and say, "God! That Mexican food just goes right through me" That'll work for sure. If it doesn't, then there is something wrong with him.