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  • whorlichan
    Tiny Plastic Meat
    • Apr 2004
    • 669

    #1

    I hate people (but I love kitties)

    Some utterly evil piece of crap left a kitten in a shoebox, under a bush, at the house across the street. I guess I should be grateful the box was open, as the lid had holes poked in it that were way too small for a kitten to use for air. I'm also grateful that it was about 63 degrees out, as opposed to the 40 or so it was a couple weeks ago, so this kitten didn't freeze to death.

    The poor thing was screaming, that surprisingly strong yowl that sounds like an angry bird. That's how I found him--I went outside to take Tass to the train station, and heard it before I got into the car.

    He, of course, does not want me to keep him, because I already have two kitties and a not-so-big house. I'm keeping him at least until I can get his first shots and find it a good home; the shelters in this area are too overstocked and would probably euthanize him immediately.

    He is, I believe, a "him," he has teeny tiny testicles as far as I can see. I'm calling him Machiavelli to make Tass like him more. He can't be more than 4 or 5 weeks old, as his eyes aren't completely open yet, and he's currently asleep inside my sweatshirt.


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  • jewpinthethird
    (The Fat's Sabobah)
    FFR Music Producer
    • Nov 2002
    • 11711

    #2
    RE: I hate people (but I love kitties)

    The title of this thread made me smile.

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    • msbrunnettemickey
      FFR Player
      • Sep 2004
      • 1780

      #3
      RE: I hate people (but I love kitties)

      That cat is so lucky.

      בקצה השמיים, ובסוף המדבר, יש מקום רחוק מלא פרחי בר
      מקום קטן, עלוב ומשוגע, מקום רחוק מקום לדאגה
      יש אומרים שם שמשיקרה וחושבים אל כל מה שקרה
      אלוהים שם יושב ורואה ושומר אל כל משברא
      אסור לקטוף את פרחי הגן
      אסור לקטוף את פרחי הגן
      ודואג ודואג נורא

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      • NaOTa4231
        FFR Player
        • Jun 2004
        • 743

        #4
        RE: I hate people (but I love kitties)

        i would keep him.


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        • Snapps
          NO DOUBT GET LOUD
          FFR Simfile Author
          • Sep 2003
          • 5650

          #5
          Re: RE: I hate people (but I love kitties)

          Originally posted by msbrunnettemickey
          That cat is so lucky.
          Looks like his right eye will popout if you keep squeezing it some more.

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          • whorlichan
            Tiny Plastic Meat
            • Apr 2004
            • 669

            #6
            RE: Re: RE: I hate people (but I love kitties)

            It's not popping out, Snapps. It wasn't completey open yet....but now it is. Weird.
            Goddess of Chocolate Sauce
            First ever graduate of the Quetzacoatino Academy for Aspiring Deities
            My lame LJ
            My friend Cassie's amazing photography

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            • Tank101
              I V vi iii IV I IV V
              FFR Simfile Author
              • Mar 2004
              • 2082

              #7
              RE: Re: RE: I hate people (but I love kitties)

              It almost...looks like a possum...

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              • JurseyRider734
                lil j the bad b-word
                • Aug 2003
                • 7506

                #8
                RE: Re: RE: I hate people (but I love kitties)

                The poor little Tot =(
                Originally posted by Arch0wl
                I'd better be considering I own roughly six textbooks on logic and have taken courses involving its extensive use

                Originally posted by Afrobean
                Originally Posted by JurseyRider734
                the fact that you're resorting to threatening physical violence says a lot anyway.
                Just that you're a piece of shit who can't see reason and instead deserves a fucking beating.

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                • The_Q
                  FFR Player
                  • May 2004
                  • 4391

                  #9
                  RE: Re: RE: I hate people (but I love kitties)

                  "Hey, I'm out of kitten. Whorli, would you pass me the kitten?"

                  "Sure! Here, catch!"


                  Q

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                  • Snapps
                    NO DOUBT GET LOUD
                    FFR Simfile Author
                    • Sep 2003
                    • 5650

                    #10
                    Re: RE: Re: RE: I hate people (but I love kitties)

                    Originally posted by whorlichan
                    It's not popping out, Snapps. It wasn't completey open yet....but now it is. Weird.
                    I mean't it's left, our right.

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                    • whorlichan
                      Tiny Plastic Meat
                      • Apr 2004
                      • 669

                      #11
                      RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: I hate people (but I love kitties)

                      I'm really NOT holding it that hard!
                      Goddess of Chocolate Sauce
                      First ever graduate of the Quetzacoatino Academy for Aspiring Deities
                      My lame LJ
                      My friend Cassie's amazing photography

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                      • Fungishroom
                        FFR Player
                        • Oct 2005
                        • 55

                        #12
                        RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: I hate people (but I love kitties)

                        After what horrifying childhood experience that kitten went through, you have to keep it. Yeah loosen the grip a little lol.
                        Life, is a prophesy

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                        • Tasselfoot
                          Retired BOSS
                          FFR Simfile Author
                          • Jul 2003
                          • 25185

                          #13
                          RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: I hate people (but I love kitties)

                          She most certainly does NOT have to keep it. Besides, 4 weeks of its life... In people's terms, its like 1 year. The cat won't even remember this experience when its older.

                          Plus, as Whorli said. We have 2 cats + small house = NO ROOM FOR 3RD KITTY.

                          I also swore the thing was a large rat, but I find that alot of cats look like large rats. Its yowling most certainly sounded like a bird. I thought it WAS a bird when she went to investigate.
                          RIP

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                          • stretchypanda
                            shock me shock me
                            • Sep 2004
                            • 4123

                            #14
                            RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: I hate people (but I love kitties)

                            Oh, hush, Tass. You know you're keeping it. It's adorable. It's probably going to curl up in your lap and start purring and fall asleep and you're going to pretend to be disgusted but inside you'll be all melty.

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                            • ananana
                              FFR Player
                              • Aug 2003
                              • 632

                              #15
                              RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: I hate people (but I love kitties)

                              Oh the poor baybay! Quit being such a hater, Tass.
                              If my boyfriend said no, I'd completely disobey him because he's not my boss

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