My House Was On Fire!!

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  • zajac
    aka uAnimals
    FFR Music Producer
    • Aug 2003
    • 4050

    #1

    My House Was On Fire!!

    Aaaaactually... Kind of... Not really at all... Here's the story...

    Here is what happened to me today... Sumed up in an msn convo to one of my friends...

    Jess says:
    but im gunna take a SMALL nap
    Jess says:
    I'll be up in an hour
    Zajac Says, "I'd Rather Be Playing WoW" says:
    sheesh
    Zajac Says, "I'd Rather Be Playing WoW" says:
    you';re missing out on my smoke detector going off
    Zajac Says, "I'd Rather Be Playing WoW" says:
    ...im... im trying to make food
    Zajac Says, "I'd Rather Be Playing WoW" says:
    and it dares mock my cooking

    ~10 Minutes Later~

    Zajac Says, "I'd Rather Be Playing WoW" says:
    OMFG HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
    Zajac Says, "I'd Rather Be Playing WoW" says:
    you're NOT going to believe this
    Zajac Says, "I'd Rather Be Playing WoW" says:
    you know how my mom got that new burglar/fire detection crap thingy
    Zajac Says, "I'd Rather Be Playing WoW" says:
    well when the firealarm went off
    Zajac Says, "I'd Rather Be Playing WoW" says:
    it signaled the firemen
    Zajac Says, "I'd Rather Be Playing WoW" says:
    they came over
    Zajac Says, "I'd Rather Be Playing WoW" says:
    checked to see if everything was ok
    Zajac Says, "I'd Rather Be Playing WoW" says:
    I let one of the firemen in and told him everything
    Zajac Says, "I'd Rather Be Playing WoW" says:
    then he said at least the food smelt good and they left
    Zajac Says, "I'd Rather Be Playing WoW" says:
    they called my aunt and my aunt called to see if everything was ok
    Zajac Says, "I'd Rather Be Playing WoW" says:
    now i keep getting all my neighbors coming over to see if everything's ok
    Zajac Says, "I'd Rather Be Playing WoW" says:
    HAHHAHAHAHA
    Zajac Says, "I'd Rather Be Playing WoW" says:
    i'm tellin' you
    Zajac Says, "I'd Rather Be Playing WoW" says:
    you're missin out

    I love my life... Full of suprises :P
    Originally posted by Spec & Aperson
    We Rate You: Cool Motherfucer. 9/10
  • Tokzic
    FFR Player
    • May 2005
    • 6878

    #2
    RE: My House Was On Fire!!

    I have to try your cooking.

    Last edited by Tokzic: Today at 11:59 PM. Reason: wait what

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    • chickendude
      Away from Computer
      FFR Simfile Author
      • Sep 2003
      • 1901

      #3
      RE: My House Was On Fire!!

      holy guacapenos =-o

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      • msbrunnettemickey
        FFR Player
        • Sep 2004
        • 1780

        #4
        RE: My House Was On Fire!!

        Once i burned an egg...

        בקצה השמיים, ובסוף המדבר, יש מקום רחוק מלא פרחי בר
        מקום קטן, עלוב ומשוגע, מקום רחוק מקום לדאגה
        יש אומרים שם שמשיקרה וחושבים אל כל מה שקרה
        אלוהים שם יושב ורואה ושומר אל כל משברא
        אסור לקטוף את פרחי הגן
        אסור לקטוף את פרחי הגן
        ודואג ודואג נורא

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        • Tokzic
          FFR Player
          • May 2005
          • 6878

          #5
          RE: My House Was On Fire!!

          I burned an egg once
          I burn everything.

          I burn SANDWICHES, for crying out loud.

          Last edited by Tokzic: Today at 11:59 PM. Reason: wait what

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          • chickendude
            Away from Computer
            FFR Simfile Author
            • Sep 2003
            • 1901

            #6
            RE: My House Was On Fire!!

            once I burned a potato

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            • Tps222
              FFR Player
              • Nov 2004
              • 6168

              #7
              RE: My House Was On Fire!!

              I once made waffles with vinegar oil instead of vegetable oil. By complete accident of course, horrible tasting.

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              • ImEric12
                FFR Player
                • Jan 2004
                • 1952

                #8
                RE: My House Was On Fire!!

                Cooking tip: everything tastes good with syrup.

                It's a fact.

                Every food I've ever eaten with syrup on it (providing that I previously liked the food) tastes awesome.

                Including dill pickles.

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                • Rebirth0
                  FFR Originalbro
                  FFR Simfile Author
                  • Jun 2003
                  • 8751

                  #9
                  RE: My House Was On Fire!!

                  The worst that happened to me was a towel catching fire.

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                  • zajac
                    aka uAnimals
                    FFR Music Producer
                    • Aug 2003
                    • 4050

                    #10
                    Re: RE: My House Was On Fire!!

                    Originally posted by Tps222
                    I once made waffles with vinegar oil instead of vegetable oil. By complete accident of course, horrible tasting.
                    HAHA! Yeah... Two TOTALLY different kind of oils... I've made that mistake before too :P
                    Originally posted by Spec & Aperson
                    We Rate You: Cool Motherfucer. 9/10

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                    • Tps222
                      FFR Player
                      • Nov 2004
                      • 6168

                      #11
                      RE: Re: RE: My House Was On Fire!!

                      See, I never cooked with oil before, and the labels were half torn. First I saw was "oil".

                      I'm not allowed to cook anymore.

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                      • JurseyRider734
                        lil j the bad b-word
                        • Aug 2003
                        • 7506

                        #12
                        RE: Re: RE: My House Was On Fire!!

                        I'm good at cooking, therefore I have never burned anything.

                        Except the occassional batch of cookies when I was 11.
                        Originally posted by Arch0wl
                        I'd better be considering I own roughly six textbooks on logic and have taken courses involving its extensive use

                        Originally posted by Afrobean
                        Originally Posted by JurseyRider734
                        the fact that you're resorting to threatening physical violence says a lot anyway.
                        Just that you're a piece of shit who can't see reason and instead deserves a fucking beating.

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                        • super-smashman
                          FFR Player
                          • Nov 2004
                          • 2638

                          #13
                          RE: Re: RE: My House Was On Fire!!

                          I've caused a smoke detector to go off by burning a pot of water.

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                          • Tonberry_Kid
                            FFR Player
                            • May 2005
                            • 3408

                            #14
                            Re: RE: My House Was On Fire!!

                            Originally posted by Tokzic
                            I burned an egg once
                            I burn everything.

                            I burn SANDWICHES, for crying out loud.
                            That is so sigged lol.

                            I've made my stove burst into flames once....My mom cooked something on the stove, and it got on the burner...Then I went to make popcorn and WOOOOOOFFF!! Face full of flames -.-'
                            UNLEASH THE DRAGON
                            Originally posted by mead1
                            My method of making love is quite different than you might expect. I prefer to find a girl taking a nap at the local preschool, and then make love to them as they scream in my large, sound-proofed, white van. I then make love on their face, and throw them in an ice-chest of bleach. For pillow talk, I usually say, "Your parents can't hear you," and keep their teddy bear as a momento. You could call me a hopeless romantic, I guess.

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                            • Afrobean
                              Admiral in the Red Army
                              • Dec 2003
                              • 13262

                              #15
                              RE: Re: RE: My House Was On Fire!!

                              Dear Zajac,

                              Stop using MSN. Those logs are impossible to read.

                              Sincerely yours,
                              Afrobean

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