Who Needs A G/F?

[zajac]

I know what you mean about feeling bad when you kill a Horde person...

My chick... Is like... Not human anymore... The way she's dressed... In all red, feathered shoulder pads, and a dagger, and to top it off... An Orcish Helm that has feathers too... I look like a skinny wannabe horde... It's awesome... haha

[Tasselfoot]

For those who are confused... Chardish and I have a "special" relationship. So, he's not allowed to have girls. Not until our "special" relationship has finished.

And, by "special" relationship... I really mean that I tell him over and over again that he needs to get sloppy drunk and have sex with tons and tons of girls (at the same time), and he complains about how its a sin. Then I comment on how all the fetuses need to be aborted, and he comments about how that would make Baby Jesus cry.

Yes... our relationship is certainly "special".

[AlMsTy744]

I need a girlfriend. Like thousands of other dudes.

[User6773]

For those who are confused... Chardish and I have a "special" relationship. So, he's not allowed to have girls. Not until our "special" relationship has finished.

And, by "special" relationship... I really mean that I tell him over and over again that he needs to get sloppy drunk and have sex with tons and tons of girls (at the same time), and he complains about how its a sin. Then I comment on how all the fetuses need to be aborted, and he comments about how that would make Baby Jesus cry.

Yes... our relationship is certainly "special".

Also Tass likes to photoshop my head onto nude models on gay porn websites. Weirdo.

Then he goes down to the abortion clinic and has nice long chats with his good buddy Satan who works there. They punch the Frequent Customer cards of the customers at the abortion clinic. It's like the Subway Sub Club but in this case if you have five abortions you get the sixth one free. Satan always gets some really good laughs off this one. Him and Tass have a few beers and then Satan slips something in Tass's drink and has his way with him. Tass wakes up the next morning in some dark alley in Queens covered with blood and vomit.

True story.

[Tasselfoot]

True Story:

Me: I don't know how to respond to that...
Whorli: Tell him I said, "That isn't true. At abortion clinics, if you get 5 abortions... they give you a hysterectomy on the 6th. I'm trying to work my way up to it."
Me: You haven't had any abortions.
Whorli: They don't know that.

She is messed in the head, no?

[msbrunnettemickey]

RE: Who Needs A G/F?

Satan loves you, Tass.

[evilbutterfly]

I bought one of those illustrative good, better, best shirts. It had a girl, then two girls, and finally some stick figure playing video games.

I'm wearing that shirt right now.

[NuclearShadow]

My high school only has like 140 kids and all the girls arent pretty at all so i'm gonna wait for college...

and by the way WoW sucks, i had a lvl 60 tauren warrior and i could only take lvl 56 elites while a lvl 60 druid can take lvl 61 elites... that's bull if you ask me. Unbalanced as crap... And the pvp sucks too, a shammy can friggin dance around me and pwn the crap outta me. In fact almost every class could pwn me mages, priests, shammies, paladins, druids, and a few rogues who knew how to play a rogue.

[Tasselfoot]

And it took you to lv. 60 to figure that out? I'm sure there are a million and one message board posts on WoW boards talking about balance issues between classes. Could have figured out which one(s) are the most powerful with 10 minutes of reading before ever playing, instead of taking up months of time and then complaining about your choices later.

I've never played any warcraft games, let alone WoW, but it was the same damn bitching from whiny little idiots like you in all the other MMOs I did play that wound up messing the game up through over balancing and re-balancing and re-re-re-re-balancing classes again and again. If your whole goal is to play the most powerful class to the highest level, do a little research first. Damn. Not that difficult kid.

[NuclearShadow]

Holy crap anger management...

Let's get this straight... i only played for a month and got to lvl 60, ok? It's not like i spent 5 months to get there. Also i used the lvl 60 example because it's the max level. If i had used two lvl 33s in comparison that would just be retarded. I did know my character was far crappier than a lot of the other classes but i never felt like restarting with a new character... so sue me.

Also i never once posted in the WoW forums and whined about the balance issue. I kept all my whining amongst my friends. I'm not a part of this possie that's been messing up the game lol

[zajac]

Shit dood... A month to get to lvl 60? I've been playing for a month and I'm only at lvl 29...

And don't whine about balancing issues... Just think of it as... Some classes are more challenging than others...

But w/e... I heart WoW...

[Sol_Solis]

For those who are confused... Chardish and I have a "special" relationship. So, he's not allowed to have girls. Not until our "special" relationship has finished.

And, by "special" relationship... I really mean that I tell him over and over again that he needs to get sloppy drunk and have sex with tons and tons of girls (at the same time), and he complains about how its a sin. Then I comment on how all the fetuses need to be aborted, and he comments about how that would make Baby Jesus cry.

Yes... our relationship is certainly "special".

Also Tass likes to photoshop my head onto nude models on gay porn websites. Weirdo.

Then he goes down to the abortion clinic and has nice long chats with his good buddy Satan who works there. They punch the Frequent Customer cards of the customers at the abortion clinic. It's like the Subway Sub Club but in this case if you have five abortions you get the sixth one free. Satan always gets some really good laughs off this one. Him and Tass have a few beers and then Satan slips something in Tass's drink and has his way with him. Tass wakes up the next morning in some dark alley in Queens covered with blood and vomit.

True story.

don't act like that that doesn't happen to you!

[msbrunnettemickey]

RE: Who Needs A G/F?

I also see Tass never took off the chardish sig thing.

[Tasselfoot]

RE: Who Needs A G/F?

Which Chardish sig thing? The red army? I'll take it off when I find something better to replace it with. For now... the army is mighty.

Or me mocking Chardish with my "voice of mockery" that led to like 10 other people copying me copying Chardish?

[evilbutterfly]

RE: Who Needs A G/F?

I'll put the Red Army sig back when the G-Bin war is revived.

So probably never.