REVISED!!!! "Am I still a n00b" Quiz

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  • dontcareaboutmyid
    FFR Player
    • May 2003
    • 2103

    #1

    REVISED!!!! "Am I still a n00b" Quiz

    The "Am I Still A N00b" Quiz v2

    Have you had a topic you've started locked because it turned into a flame war?

    Yes = 2 No = 0

    Have you had a topic you've started locked because of postwhoring?

    Yes = 2 No = 0

    Have you ever had a secret link game within your signature?

    Yes = 1 no = 0

    If you answered yes to the above question, have you ever put your secret link within a new or used post in clear, visible site, IE www.outwar.com/thisisasecretliink.html

    Yes = 2 no = 1 I answered no to #3 = 0

    If you answered yes to #3, have you ever hidden your secret link within a set of words such as, check this awesome site out!!!

    Yes = 2 no = 1 I answered no to #3 = 0

    Do you know who Jewpin is?
    edit:
    Yes = 0 no = 2.3

    Do you know who Arch is?

    Yes = 0 no = 1

    Do you know who Synth is?

    Yes = 0 no = 10

    Do you know who 87x is?

    Yes = 0 no = 4

    Do you know who Scorpio is?

    Yes = 0 no = 1

    Do you know who I am?

    yes = -1 no = 0

    do you know who SGX is?

    yes = 0 no = 3

    Have you been kicked out of the chat, on more than one occation, and not for "the shits and giggles of being kicked"

    yes = 3 no = 0

    Do you know the terms "R1" and "R2"?

    yes = 0 no = 2

    Have you asked for credits within the n00b thread

    yes = 1 no = 0

    Have you asked for credits outside the n00b thread

    yes = 10 no = 0

    Have you flamed within the noob thread

    yes = 25 no = 0 (bitchslap from beyond)

    Have you read at least 3 announcements

    yes = 0 no = 3

    Have you been suspended from either the forums/chat/FFR game

    yes = 10 no = 0

    Have you requested someone to 'flash' within the ffr chat (sarcasim not counting)

    yes = 5 no = 0

    Have you ever typed up something along the lines of " ROFLWTFBBQKTHXBAI HAXXORS MY SAXXORS LMAO |\|00|3" in a sarcastic context

    yes = 1 no = 0

    same question, non sarcastic context

    yes = 15 no = 0

    Do you know the muffin joke?

    yes = -5 no = 0

    EDIT:
    Have you ever made an X-year anniversary post? (x being any number) (moogy gets -4 because he's cool like that with his)

    yes = 1 no = 0

    Have you evee made an anniversary post under the first year you've been here?

    yes = 10 no = 0

    /EDIT

    Have you ever pm'ed a mod/admin to be a mod outside of application times (we are currently in ffr game chat application times)?

    yes = 3 no = 0

    Have you ever been banned from entering the garbage bin?

    yes = insert ginormous insanly inpossible to calculate number x pi x a googleplex +1 here--> no=0

    For each time you've been called a n00b more than once within the same thread, add a point for each instance of being called a n00b past the first, all variations of n00b included (ie nUb n00bie, nib ect. ect.)

    For each time you've been given props more than once within the same thread, subtract a point for each instance past the first

    For each instance you have flamed someone for a minor mispelling, add one point for each instance past the first, 2 points for each instance past the 10th, and 500 points for each instance past the 15th


    Now tally your score

    If you actually bothered to do this quiz, even if it was only a question or two, you are a n00b

    Have a great day :P

    ----------------

    here is the original link, I found it while finding a previous thread for a post. Thought it might be fun to update. If its considered spam, it'll get locked and I'll be over it in .763 seconds :P

    Hoping your days of n00b-hood are over soon,
    Dontcareaboutmyid
    Theory of Quantum Fetish Mechanics
  • Snapps
    NO DOUBT GET LOUD
    FFR Simfile Author
    • Sep 2003
    • 5650

    #2
    Re: REVISED!!!! "Am I still a n00b" Quiz

    I don't want to take the test, so I'll just go with yes or no.

    Have you had a topic you've started locked because it turned into a flame war?

    Yes = 2 No = 0

    Have you had a topic you've started locked because of postwhoring?

    Yes = 2 No = 0

    Have you ever had a secret link game within your signature?

    Yes = 1 no = 0

    If you answered yes to the above question, have you ever put your secret link within a new or used post in clear, visible site, IE www.outwar.com/thisisasecretliink.html

    Yes = 2 no = 1 I answered no to #3 = 0

    If you answered yes to #3, have you ever hidden your secret link within a set of words such as, check this awesome site out!!!

    Yes = 2 no = 1 I answered no to #3 = 0

    Do you know who Jewpin is?

    Yes = 0 no = 2

    Do you know who Arch is?

    Yes
    = 0 no = 1

    Do you know who Synth is?

    Yes = 0 no = 10

    Do you know who 87x is?

    Yes = 0 no = 4

    Do you know who Scorpio is?

    Yes = 0 no = 1

    Do you know who I am?

    yes = -1 no = 0

    do you know who SGX is?

    yes = 0 no = 3

    Have you been kicked out of the chat, on more than one occation, and not for "the shits and giggles of being kicked"

    yes = 3 no = 0

    Do you know the terms "R1" and "R2"?

    yes = 0 no = 2

    Have you asked for credits within the n00b thread

    yes = 1 no = 0

    Have you asked for credits outside the n00b thread

    yes = 10 no = 0

    Have you flamed within the noob thread

    yes = 25 no = 0 (bitchslap from beyond)

    Have you read at least 3 announcements

    yes = 0 no = 3

    Have you been suspended from either the forums/chat/FFR game

    yes = 10 no = 0

    Have you requested someone to 'flash' within the ffr chat (sarcasim not counting)

    yes = 5 no = 0

    Have you ever typed up something along the lines of " ROFLWTFBBQKTHXBAI HAXXORS MY SAXXORS LMAO |\|00|3" in a sarcastic context

    yes = 1 no = 0

    same question, non sarcastic context

    yes = 15 no = 0

    Do you know the muffin joke?

    yes = -5 no = 0

    Have you ever pm'ed a mod/admin to be a mod outside of application times (we are currently in ffr game chat application times)?

    yes = 3 no = 0

    Have you ever been banned from entering the garbage bin?

    yes = insert ginormous insanly inpossible to calculate number x pi x a googleplex +1 here--> no=0


    You can never be unnoob by these questions because they state things you can never get out of. What I mean is that have you been kicked from a chat, yes or no. Well if you have, you always have, you can't change that.

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    • dontcareaboutmyid
      FFR Player
      • May 2003
      • 2103

      #3
      Re: REVISED!!!! "Am I still a n00b" Quiz

      Originally posted by dontcareaboutmyid
      Now tally your score


      If you actually bothered to do this quiz, even if it was only a question or two, you are a n00b

      Have a great day
      this isn't and never was meant to be taken seriously snapps. Its supposed to put a sliver of smile on your face
      Theory of Quantum Fetish Mechanics

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      • eVILPeeR
        FFR Player
        FFR Simfile Author
        • Aug 2003
        • 2284

        #4
        RE: Re: REVISED!!!! "Am I still a n00b" Quiz

        From the questions asked, my score is "zero". Regarding the thing about instances of being called a n00b and props thing, no idea. I've been here for two years. I know it's above zero, though (the final score).

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        • Chromer
          Hookers and Blow
          • Jul 2003
          • 4981

          #5
          RE: Re: REVISED!!!! "Am I still a n00b" Quiz

          Same as well for me. I received a zero because I've been here long enough to know what it means o be a n00b and what I have to do to become actually cool.

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          • Tasselfoot
            Retired BOSS
            FFR Simfile Author
            • Jul 2003
            • 25185

            #6
            RE: Re: REVISED!!!! "Am I still a n00b" Quiz

            I think I was at zero (one 1 and one -1)... but also the factor in the -1 for each time I get props... so, I'm guessing my score is REALLY low.

            RIP

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            • Cenright
              You thought I was a GUY?!
              • Sep 2003
              • 3139

              #7
              RE: Re: REVISED!!!! "Am I still a n00b" Quiz

              Wow. I'm able to dump up to 22 points on some people....



              The biggest slight against me is 3 points. (Cause I asked to become a mod.)

              If you count my ENTIRE membership and career at FFR, my score is 6.
              If you count the last year and 6 months, my score is 1.


              I would say that a lifetime score of 6 isn't too bad.



              For each instance you have flamed someone for a minor mispelling, add one point
              MrESqueek had better not try to tally his score.
              http://www.flashflashrevolution.com/...Cube_in_55.mpg

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              • jewpinthethird
                (The Fat's Sabobah)
                FFR Music Producer
                • Nov 2002
                • 11711

                #8
                RE: Re: REVISED!!!! "Am I still a n00b" Quiz

                Why am I only worth 2?

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                • Chromer
                  Hookers and Blow
                  • Jul 2003
                  • 4981

                  #9
                  RE: Re: REVISED!!!! "Am I still a n00b" Quiz

                  LOL.

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                  • nforcer06164
                    FFR Player
                    • Mar 2003
                    • 4772

                    #10
                    RE: Re: REVISED!!!! "Am I still a n00b" Quiz

                    I have a score that, at most, is 5 or lower, but I'm obviously a n00b regardless. Great.

                    PROUD OWNER OF TWO OMEGA FAVORS. YEAH, NICE TRY.
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                    Download my Wii Music Suite v1.0, and PM me with your input!

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                    • FishFishRevolution
                      GotR Creator
                      • Nov 2003
                      • 7251

                      #11
                      RE: Re: REVISED!!!! "Am I still a n00b" Quiz

                      Sweet, -3.

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                      • dontcareaboutmyid
                        FFR Player
                        • May 2003
                        • 2103

                        #12
                        RE: Re: REVISED!!!! "Am I still a n00b" Quiz

                        Originally posted by the quiz
                        Do you know who Jewpin is?
                        edit:
                        Yes = 0 no = 2.3
                        there you go jewpin :P
                        Theory of Quantum Fetish Mechanics

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                        • evilbutterfly
                          FFR Player
                          • Apr 2003
                          • 5784

                          #13
                          RE: Re: REVISED!!!! "Am I still a n00b" Quiz

                          Some of the questions don't even apply to still being a newb. May be you asked for credits in Chit-Chat a loooong time ago. That doesn't mean you're "still a newb." Your quiz sucks.
                          So I've gone completely slack-ass and haven't done any work on creating games. =(

                          In less-depressing news, I got a job for an online business (which sells non-electronic games, of all things!) which has taught me a lot about marketing online and all that jazz.

                          So now I'm on Twitter @NoahWright.
                          And I write the blog for their website.

                          Plus I do cool programming in-house that you'll never see. =O

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                          • Tokzic
                            FFR Player
                            • May 2005
                            • 6878

                            #14
                            RE: Re: REVISED!!!! "Am I still a n00b" Quiz

                            I got -1.

                            The last line made me smile though.

                            Last edited by Tokzic: Today at 11:59 PM. Reason: wait what

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                            • zajac
                              aka uAnimals
                              FFR Music Producer
                              • Aug 2003
                              • 4050

                              #15
                              RE: Re: REVISED!!!! "Am I still a n00b" Quiz

                              Have you ever been banned from entering the garbage bin?

                              yes = insert ginormous insanly inpossible to calculate number x pi x a googleplex +1 here--> no=0

                              Well that would make a Deposition a noob... :P

                              For each instance you have flamed someone for a minor mispelling, add one point

                              And that would make Squeek a noob as well haha
                              Originally posted by Spec & Aperson
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