People on myspace like to spazz.

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  • vashthestampede0987
    FFR Player
    • Jan 2004
    • 2997

    #1

    People on myspace like to spazz.

    Alright, so I'm browsing through my myspace and I stumble upon this chain letter thing about banning a site.

    www.bonsaikitten.com is the site and their like, OMG IT'S SO INHUMANE, ramble ramble ramble.

    IF YOU DON'T SIGN THIS THEN YOU ARE SICK! This is so terrible. A site that we were able to shut last year has returned. We have to try to shut it down again! (www.bonsaikitten.com) A Japanese man in New York breeds and sells kittens that are called BONSAI CATS. That would sound cute, if it weren't kittens that were put in to little bottles after being given a muscle relaxant and then locked up for The rest of their lives! The cats are fed through a straw and have a small tube for their Faces.The skeleton of the cat will take on the form of the bottle as the kitten grows. The cats never get the opportunity to move. They are used as original and exclusive souvenirs. These are the latest trends in New York, China, Indonesia and New Zealand. If you think you can handle it, view www.bonsaikitten.com and have a look at the methods being used to put these little kittens into bottles.

    This petition needs 600 names, so please put yours on it! Copy the text into a new email and put your name on the bottom,then send it to everyone you know!
    Omega owes me [1] omega favor
    I am God of Hot Pockets, fear my fillings for they may be hot.


    Originally posted by Synthlight
    I hate myself.

    Cheers,

    Synthlight
    xxpla tonic love: GIVE IT TO ME
    xxpla tonic love: ****ing give it to me
  • Tasuke
    FFR Player
    • Oct 2003
    • 1671

    #2
    RE: People on myspace like to spazz.


    Best one ever! Baby in a box

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    • Afrobean
      Admiral in the Red Army
      • Dec 2003
      • 13262

      #3
      RE: People on myspace like to spazz.

      I believe I recall Moogy posting that site before.

      I like kitties.

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      • Tasselfoot
        Retired BOSS
        FFR Simfile Author
        • Jul 2003
        • 25185

        #4
        RE: People on myspace like to spazz.

        I prefer mine in a brown sauce, personally. With MSG.
        RIP

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        • Spazzbite
          FFR Simfile Author
          FFR Simfile Author
          • Jan 2003
          • 2181

          #5
          RE: People on myspace like to spazz.

          Yes, people on myspace do like me.

          Originally posted by Quicker
          shades don't break unless you break them.

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          • jewpinthethird
            (The Fat's Sabobah)
            FFR Music Producer
            • Nov 2002
            • 11711

            #6
            RE: People on myspace like to spazz.

            Man, that website is over 5 years old. I knew about bonsaikitten before I even knew about the internet. Besides, it isn't even real.

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            • Sera13
              FFR Player
              • May 2005
              • 257

              #7
              RE: People on myspace like to spazz.

              Yeah i was talking to Sirnaka on the phone the first time i stumbled upon this site and i was like.. wtf.. he is like "relax it isnt real, i tried to order a cat off there once and i got some auto respond email that read somthing like 'your one sick fuck' or somthing, meh." sad part, he was serious

              Originally posted by Tonberry_Kid
              That was just totally pwnd by Sera. Nice.

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