I'm such an A-hole.

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  • Tasselfoot
    Retired BOSS
    FFR Simfile Author
    • Jul 2003
    • 25185

    #1

    I'm such an A-hole.

    OK... weird story, with all the back ends of it... because its amusing.

    Yesterday I had to leave work at 1pm because Whorli needed to ship her old bed (from the old house) back to California and the people we were using to ship it wouldn't pick it up from a house. So I left work early to help her move these 4 HUGE packages of wood + the mattress from our house to my fathers office. That was cool because any excuse to leave work early is good.

    So, we get to my fathers office and load the stuff onto the truck, but because of the enormous size of the wood, we could only fit 3 of them in the car. So we had to go back and get the 4th.

    While unloading the 1st load, some ugly middle aged woman pulls into the spot next to us in the parking lot of the medical complex where my fathers office is. No big deal, right? Nope... Handicap spot.

    So, I wait for her to leave her car, making sure that she has no handicap placard to hang from her read-view mirror (and I could clearly tell that there wasn't one on her licence plate)... and call the local police department (who are stationed about .5 miles away). I reported it, her car, licenece plate, etc...

    We come back with the last piece of wood. The truck driver comments "Man, the cops here don't mess around... they came and ticketed this car." I laughed, smiled, and replyed, "I called them."

    The only thing better would have been if she was going to see my father. We stopped in his office after to say hello, and saw no sign of the woman. She must not have had skin problems.

    Well, the other thing that could have been better was the fine. Apparently it is only a $10 fine for parking in a handicap spot in the town in which I grew up. Weak. Could have at least given her a $50 fine or something. Either way, its never a good feeling to come back to your car with a ticket on it. Perhaps she'll learn her lesson.

    It pisses me off when people park in handicap spots. Not even because it takes parking away from old people, who likely need it... especially in a medical complex... but because they are trying to get away with something that I WANT to do, but won't, because $10 bucks is too much to pay for not having to walk as far. Damn them for thinking they can get away with being lazy and getting a close parking spot when I have to walk 100 feet further.
    RIP
  • esupin
    FFR Player
    • Nov 2003
    • 1756

    #2
    RE: I

    For a second I thought this scene was going to turn out like that scene in Me, Myself and Irene.

    http://www.youtube.com/esupin

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    • Specforces
      Yes
      • Jan 2004
      • 5028

      #3
      RE: I

      Snitch.

      The correct action would have been to throw a brick through her window and light her interior on fire. You obviously need to work on your people skills.
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      • deltro300111
        FFR Player
        • Aug 2003
        • 1014

        #4
        RE: I

        What do you mean by A-Hole? lollerfux

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        • YungYung
          FFR Player
          • Jul 2005
          • 810

          #5
          RE: I

          When I was about halfway through reading your post, I thought that the women would come out, see the ticket, and then call you an A-hole...that would've been funny. Guess not though.
          clairmai lol hvam lol

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          • Moogy
            嗚呼
            FFR Simfile Author
            • Aug 2003
            • 10303

            #6
            RE: I

            You can't say asshole here, the kids might see it and be corrupted!
            Plz visit my blog

            ^^^ vintage signature from like 2006 preserved

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            • deltro300111
              FFR Player
              • Aug 2003
              • 1014

              #7
              Re: RE: I

              Originally posted by Moogy
              You can't say asshole here, the kids might see it and be corrupted!
              [/evilevilevilevilevilevilevilevil]

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              • Moogy
                嗚呼
                FFR Simfile Author
                • Aug 2003
                • 10303

                #8
                RE: Re: RE: I

                What a funny and well-thought-out reply you have there, deltro.

                PS: Thread ruined.
                Plz visit my blog

                ^^^ vintage signature from like 2006 preserved

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                • Squeek
                  let it snow~
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 14444

                  #9
                  RE: Re: RE: I

                  Uh, actually, I think quite the opposite. While in elementary school, you may have learned not to be a tattle-tale, it's more practical in the real world.

                  Plus, 10 dollars? Not like she's going to be suffering from that.

                  ~Squeek

                  PS - I purposely park as far away from the store entrance as possible so nobody parks next to me and smacks my car with their ignorant opening of their door. My friends hate me for it.

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                  • msbrunnettemickey
                    FFR Player
                    • Sep 2004
                    • 1780

                    #10
                    Re: RE: Re: RE: I

                    Originally posted by MrESqueek
                    PS - I purposely park as far away from the store entrance as possible so nobody parks next to me and smacks my car with their ignorant opening of their door. My friends hate me for it.
                    I do that too.

                    A middle aged lady? Damn...

                    בקצה השמיים, ובסוף המדבר, יש מקום רחוק מלא פרחי בר
                    מקום קטן, עלוב ומשוגע, מקום רחוק מקום לדאגה
                    יש אומרים שם שמשיקרה וחושבים אל כל מה שקרה
                    אלוהים שם יושב ורואה ושומר אל כל משברא
                    אסור לקטוף את פרחי הגן
                    אסור לקטוף את פרחי הגן
                    ודואג ודואג נורא

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                    • deltro300111
                      FFR Player
                      • Aug 2003
                      • 1014

                      #11
                      Re: RE: Re: RE: I

                      Originally posted by Moogy
                      What a funny and well-thought-out reply you have there, deltro.

                      PS: Thread ruined.
                      olol sar cazm.

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                      • User6773

                        #12
                        RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: I

                        Unless it's raining or snowing or you've got something really heavy to carry, you've really got no reason to spend forever trying to search for a good parking spot. Heaven forbid your walk to the inside of the building take 20 seconds longer!

                        P.S. way to go, Tass. Stick it to her.

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                        • whorlichan
                          Tiny Plastic Meat
                          • Apr 2004
                          • 669

                          #13
                          RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: I

                          The only thing better than parking in a handicap spot without worrying about a ticket (which never happens, because I'm paranoid) is parking in the "expectant mother" spots at WalMart. I do it all the time--no one's going to come up to me and go "you're not pregnant!" And if they do--well, I'm not peeing on a stick for them, so they can go screw themselves.
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                          • Anticrombie0909
                            FFR Player
                            • Jul 2003
                            • 4683

                            #14
                            RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: I

                            What's wrong with you? She parks in a handicap spot. Big fluffy deal. That law is just as petty as Jaywalking. If she was parking there for six hours, maybe that would be an issue. But if she runs inside to get something and comes back out in ten minutes, there's no reason to specifically call the cops.

                            You're like the old people that do nothing but watch your neighbors all day and report every single little thing to the police.

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                            • deltro300111
                              FFR Player
                              • Aug 2003
                              • 1014

                              #15
                              Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: I

                              Originally posted by Anticrombie0909
                              What's wrong with you? She parks in a handicap spot. Big fucking deal. That law is just as petty as Jaywalking. If she was parking there for six hours, maybe that would be an issue. But if she runs inside to get something and comes back out in ten minutes, there's no reason to specifically call the cops.

                              You're like the old people that do nothing but watch your neighbors all day and report every single little thing to the police.
                              I think that'd be pretty fun ... tell on some random lady, and piss her off for about 20 minutes.

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