Originally posted by QreepyBORIS
Harry Potter 6!
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Asshole. Don't put the Bolded "Spoiler" marker RIGHT ABOVE THE VISIBLE SPOILERS.
You are uspposed to put them in a quote (Spoilers wrote), then make all the text white so people can't accidentally see it.
Signature subject to change.
THE ZERRRRRG.Comment
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No, Harry, duh people. Oh and by the way guys I play Cho's brother in the 4th harry potter book. P.S. Cho=HVAM.Comment
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To me its a book. Like a movie, I can always wait until the crowd dies down or get it/watch it later in the year.
I'm not a person to wait in a line for something I can get later for the same deal or whatnot. It's bogus for me to wait.Comment
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Harry's parents died.
בקצה השמיים, ובסוף המדבר, יש מקום רחוק מלא פרחי בר
מקום קטן, עלוב ומשוגע, מקום רחוק מקום לדאגה
יש אומרים שם שמשיקרה וחושבים אל כל מה שקרה
אלוהים שם יושב ורואה ושומר אל כל משברא
אסור לקטוף את פרחי הגן
אסור לקטוף את פרחי הגן
ודואג ודואג נוראComment
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Remus Lupin is secretly Harry's father. :O And Rita Skeeter likes to SKEET SKEET SKEET.Comment
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Actually...
SPOILERS:
Dumbledore kills Snape and Hermione after it is found out that Hermione has turned to the Death Eaters and is spying on Harry to ensure that she gets sufficient grades... Because several Hogwarts teachers are Death Eaters, including Snape. Snape tries to block the blast, seeing such promise in young Hermione, but the residual damage destroys her as well.
And Harry is Luke's father.
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Sorry to break your heart Hermione, but I haven't touched a harry potter book in months. I've read them all maybe a couple times. And I'm not denying that I will eventually get it- I will. And it'll probably be pretty good. But waiting in line in the middle of the night for a book is a little ridiculous. Why don't you get your own opinions when it comes to deciding what's good instead of jumping on the popular fad bandwagon with everyone else? I don't see anybody waiting in line for the next Star Trek novel.You talk, only to disagree, but I know you're in your room right now, reading the first five and anticipating the release.Comment
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This just in! I've been handed a bulletin by someone!
SPOILERS:
Ron is forced to kill his father in a climactic death scene where Snape possesses Arthur Weasley. Ron attempts to destroy Snape when he is in his fathers body, but only succeeds in killing his own father. Harry runs into the room just in time to see Ron kill himself with a curse. Harry, shocked, backs up and knocks Hermione (Now pregnant with Ron's child) down the stairs causing a miscarraige. Now bound by a magical wheelchair, Hermione can no longer attend Hogwarts due to the massive amounts of stairwells. She attends classes from the rest of the series at home, from her computer. Harry and Cho get married at the end of the novel after another prophecy is revealed: "Only the true half blood prince will gain power when married to a princess of full blood and asian descent." Cho is a princess from the Chang dynasty of China, who have been teaching magic to their descendants throughout the years.
Oh, and Voldemort is killed when he tries to get some cheese out of a mouse-trap, the trap snapes, infects Vodldemort's finger, and he dies alone in a pool of his own excess.
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Mal"A new take on the epic fantasy genre... Darkly comic, relatable characters... twisted storyline."
"Readers who prefer tension and romance, Maledictions: The Offering, delivers... As serious YA fiction, I’ll give it five stars out of five. As a novel? Four and a half." - Liz Ellor
My new novel:
Maledictions: The Offering.
Now in Paperback!Comment






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