Hey... Fishfish stole that line from a thinkgeek shirt sold around St. Valentine's Day. It was really quite clever really, and I'm dissappointed I didn't get one.
Originally posted by Thinkgeek Shirt
Roses are #FF0000
Violets are #0000FF
All my base
Are belong to you
In 8th grade I wrote a poem in about 50 seconds about horseback riding called "Victory...or not". Yeah, a lot of people thought it was about track and hurdling but it was about jumping on horses. Oh well, just goes to show you, it doesn't take much to get a poem published in a book. Took me about a minute.
Originally posted by Arch0wl
I'd better be considering I own roughly six textbooks on logic and have taken courses involving its extensive use
Originally posted by Afrobean
Originally Posted by JurseyRider734
the fact that you're resorting to threatening physical violence says a lot anyway.
Just that you're a piece of shit who can't see reason and instead deserves a fucking beating.
I had to write 9 or 10, I don't remember the exact number, one of the two. But, they were about different things rather than one specific subject. Guess I lucked out.
^ Wow... I guess that proves how much time is really needed to make a poetry book... Just accept random poems from kids (Half of which you don't read) and stick them in a book...
O_o
pyro31191: TELL EVERYONE YOU WANT TO TAKE IT IN THE ASS NOW
pyro31191: rofl
pyro31191: You should tell them earlier though
pyro31191: so they can buy dildos instead of fleshlights
Well, there are a few companies that will advertise in magazines, and people who are desperate to be published but don't have the talent and/or drive to get out and find a publisher will submit mediocre poems. The company doesn't have any competition. It will publish anything it gets, but the anthology never hits shelves -- the company sends the writer an order form and he or she can order as many as he or she wants, and then s/he has a nice book to place on the coffee table and show off to friends and family.
P.S:I hate it when I forget to sign in as myself when I'm on Guido's computer. =(
Come on man! We stopped rhyming poems in 3rd grade!!!!!! Everyone's write.. UNORIGINAL AND COPIED! The thing I really hate is the rhyming. You went to wayyy to much trouble to rhyme a poem that didn't even turn out good. Wait that's about vampires? Oh yeah now it makes sense. (rolls eys) and your writing a book?
Let\'s get together and feel alright.
I have a BMW. But only because BMW stands for Bob Marley and The Wailers, and not because I need an expensive car.
-Bob Marley
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