Cruici-fan-fiction

[FishFishRevolution]

Let's say we're back in ancient rome, and you're a criminal. In fact, you're so much a criminal, that you are sentenced to be crucified. Now I think we can all agree, that's gotta suck (unless you're some sort of sado-masochistic freak), but stay cheerful. Think of some things that you would do on your crucifiction day, say what time of year you would prefer to be crucified, and just for kicks, name 2 other people you'd drag down with you.

I'd have mine sometime in the spring, while it was raining really hard. Then i'd have some sort of 12-piece orchestra playing "Wrath of God" by Mozart, or some other awesome song. I think i'd bring Jabba the Hut down with me (I know he's already dead), just because he's such a gangster, and maybe that one jerk in 4th grade who wouldn't date me because i wasn't popular.

Nah, that'd be cruel, i'd kill my 2nd grade teacher, because she was crazy.

[Tasselfoot]

RE: Cruici-fan-fiction

Mozart wasn't around in ancient rome....

[MalReynolds]

RE: Cruici-fan-fiction

MalReynolds came out of retirement to say:

You're missing the point, chum. Jabba the Hut wasn't around then, either. Neither was I. Nor was Fish's second grade teacher.

And, as for me? I'd rather be beheaded.

Mal

[-Skooter-]

RE: Cruici-fan-fiction

I'd definitely go with in the winter, with a lot of snow...just feels right.

I'd want to take out AntiCrombie (Just because I don't like him)
and I'd take out My ex boyfriend Chris...because he's an idiot.

I'd definitely want some of my fave tunes....I'd want to be relaxed....and I wouldn't want a big crowd or anything. I'd prefer everything be sharp and prepared, and that someone else would carry the cross.

Damn I'm picky.

[Anticrombie0909]

RE: Cruici-fan-fiction

I'd want to take out AntiCrombie (Just because I don't like him)

e-tear

[msbrunnettemickey]

I would have mine in the fall, everything has to look sad.

Who would i drag down with me... No one.
Why? No one needs to die with me.

But i would like people to come watch, these are the people:

My mother.
My 23 year old brother.
My friend (who is dead, but i can make believe she is there)
Natalie Portman.
PurplePoise (Jen).
Danielle Doron (My evil enemy since 6th grade)
and Nofar (LOL WHAT A NAME) My worst Enemy since 7th grade.
Oh, and my one true idol Mr. Zorovich.

I want to see tears, and madness in their eyes while i get hanged.
Thats all! XD

[Mindfields]

Re: RE: Cruici-fan-fiction

...and I'd take out My ex boyfriend Chris...because he's an idiot.

WOAH! You're a girl?!?!?!?!

..or are you just gay? o.O
Winter,
Death metal band thrashing in the background,
everything turns to a flaming oblivion as I exhale my last breath.

...

[emccky]

RE: Re: RE: Cruici-fan-fiction

I thought skooter was 87x.. and 87x is a guy.. wtf.

[User6773]

RE: Re: RE: Cruici-fan-fiction

No, Skooter is 87x's woman.

[The_Q]

RE: Re: RE: Cruici-fan-fiction

Knowing my luck, I'd be up there for 3 weeks or so and would only die because they got tired of me being an eyesore up there so they stab me to death with spears.

I'd most likely do it the simple way. Probably a nice soft cello in the background. Maybe add a viola to do a duet.

And I'd die.

Q

[QreepyBORIS]

RE: Re: RE: Cruici-fan-fiction

Having a viola there is a good idea, Q. It would make you die faster.

[FishFishRevolution]

I forgot something important; I would have them set me on fire at some point. I know that's sort of crossing the boundries into the KKK (which is unfortunate that burning crosses automatically points to them), but I'd really want that picture after it was all said and done.

[The_Q]

Having a viola there is a good idea, Q. It would make you die faster.

I play viola.

Go nail yourself to a tree and die.

Q

[jewpinthethird]

Knowing me, I'd probably be one of the guys who gets picked to be crucified along side them...with no consideration of my feelings or any of that jazz. I probably wouldnt even know the person. They'd just pick me at random.

Man, you get no glory when you arent in the middle...does anyone remember any famous person that has been crucified on one of the outside crucifixes? No.

[QreepyBORIS]

Having a viola there is a good idea, Q. It would make you die faster.

I play viola.

Go nail yourself to a tree and die.

Poor guy.

Shoulda picked the cello. No, actually, any other instrument would do.

Gutbucket included.