The Idiocy of Teachers Thread

**UbEr_RaVe** · 04-21-2005, 06:15 PM

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My spanish teacher (Mrs. Saliba 68 yrs old) said my hometown (Dothan, AL) is 125,000 square mi.

**vashthestampede0987** · 04-21-2005, 06:17 PM

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My math teacher is dumb enough to ramble on during class and yell at us when we don't do anything. I just sit in the back and prank phone call people during class with my cell phone.

**falconsfan14** · 04-21-2005, 06:20 PM

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My AA ( acadimic assistance XD) teacher took up my cell phone because it was red and she likes pink. im not kidding.

**Spheroid** · 04-21-2005, 06:22 PM

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My science teacher is going around checking in the worksheet we had for homework, and I realize that I forgot to do it. When she got to where I was, I asked her if having the right answers count, to which she said "no." In front of her face, I filled out the worksheet gchecking random answers. I got full credit.

Also, my math teacher once told me to "talk to the hand" when I was trying to ask him questions.

**Freak83** · 04-21-2005, 06:32 PM

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- My math teacher in grade 10 once let me run home to get my calculator during a math test
- My world issues teacher makes us sing if we're late, when suggesting a song for someone he sang something like "Me and my crutches, falling down..."

Now here's where it gets good, I was recording quotes that my Data Managment teacher said all through last semester on paper during class and I typed them all up later:

“I didn’t draw the graph properly because I’m a loser.”

“I’m going blind. Blind, dumb, and stupid. That’s a bad combination.”

“For those of you who don’t like listening to me… Even I don’t like listening to me.” – October 26, 2004

“You people are more intelligent than I.” – October 29, 2004

“And someday I’ll have to bring that song in to prove I’m not on drugs myself.” – November 02, 2004

“I don’t know why I’m writing this out, I think I’m crazy.” – November 09, 2004

“Distinct has a cinnamon… synonym! Cinnamon is what you put on desserts!” – November 16, 2004

“And you want to make sure you give your sister at least some balls. What are you laughing at? Did I miss something?” – November 16, 2004

“Of course it’s illegal. I’m just telling you how to be a criminal.” – November 26, 2004

“Guys? Girls? Others?” – December 02, 2004

“Hope I got the right answer. Yes I did! I’m lucky.” – December 02, 2004

“And I had to share a room with another guy. It was very scary.” – December 03, 2004

“I’m a little demented, there’s no question, ask my wife.” – December 03, 2004

“For those of you who don’t like listening to me, and I totally understand that.” – December 07, 2004

“Can I go drinking with my boyfr… My pals before I go home.” – December 07, 2004

“Where were we? Math… Oh yes…” – December 08, 2004

“Remember, I’m the only important person in this room… At least in my mind anyway.” – December 08, 2004

“If I put this on the next test you can shoot me.” – December 10, 2004

“She’s a horizontal lady, I’m a vertical guy.” – December 10, 2004

“Dan told me not to talk about this anymore but I like it up and down.” – December 10, 2004

“I can’t put it in English, I’m losing my mind.” – December 15, 2004

“We’ll do this my way cause I’m lazy.” – December 15, 2004

“Oh, what a dummy, look at this.” – December 15, 2004

“I’m a horrible parent, I won’t buy my kids Froot Loops.” – December 15, 2004

“Camasol… There you go I know more than you think!” – December 15, 2004

“George Bush should have his hands removed. Wait! Did I just say that!?” – December 15, 2004

“It’s exciting… I love shopping… For myself… And my girlfriends.” – December 16, 2004

WRITTEN QUOTE “- Get data on ‘poo’” – December 16, 2004

“Seriously Dan, in my day – 100 years ago.” – January 05, 2005

“Did you do anything on the holidays that damaged your brain?” – January 05, 2005

“If my memory is correct, which is a big assumption.” – January 05, 2005

“I asked him to come in and tell you what it’s like to pass, fail, drink beer, smoke up.” – January 06, 2005

“Don’t mind him, he has mental problems.” – January 06, 2005

“It could be suc…sucsex… oh god.” – January 07, 2005

“Look at that, even though it’s a ugly picture and I’m a lousy artist.” – January 10, 2005

“The boys want to go out with their friends and smash each other over the head with hockey sticks.” – January 11, 2005

“Dress up like G.I. Joe until they poke out each others eyes.” – January 11, 2005

“God I’m gonna commit suicide just for fun.” – January 11, 2005

“Any stories? What happened with your boyfriend? Girlfriend? Same sex partner the other day?” – January 12, 2005

“I’m lazy, probably more lazy than you’d imagine.” – January 18, 2005

“You’re 18, you can sign out, you can go jump in the lake for all I care!” – January 21, 2005

“You’re in the minority, you actually show up to class most of the time!” – January 21, 2005

“Gum is more important than a quiz.” – January 26, 2005

**ckj846** · 04-21-2005, 07:15 PM

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Wow!
My Science teacher is just stupid in everything...
On our test, he put this at the top and bottom of each paper:
Make sure to breath and relax!
Your doing great!
And he says he has a degree in english and biology...
O_o

**suicidalmuskrat** · 04-21-2005, 07:40 PM

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“It could be suc…sucsex… oh god.” – January 07, 2005

oh man. still laughing.

**Silver_Brian** · 04-21-2005, 08:19 PM

Written quote from history: September 6, 1901 McKinley assinated. She's not big on spelling.

**sleeplessdragn** · 04-21-2005, 08:25 PM

My history teacher asked the class if he gave us a $20 bill if we could acquire a gram of marijuana within an hour.

**jewpinthethird** · 04-21-2005, 08:34 PM

"Do you remember the Ice Age?" -12th grade English Teacher

**ThEclipse** · 04-21-2005, 08:40 PM

My math teacher can barely speak english. Before the bell even rings she'll yell out "TAKE OUT YO NOTEAYBOOK AND TURN TO PAGEY FOUR HUNDRED ONE THRITEEN"

Ugh.

I hate her voice.

**evilbutterfly** · 04-21-2005, 09:05 PM

Freak, your ex-teacher sounds cool.

My Calculus teacher calls herself retarded all the time. Even when you talk to her online. My girlfriend says that she asked her how to do one problem, and Miss Park started explaining a different problem. When my gf told her this, Miss Park responded "oh crap, i'm retarted!" I'll assume a retarted person can't spell too well.

My English teacher was teaching us poetry stuff yesterday. He taught us like, which words were accented and iambic pentameter. He supposedly was doing it straight from the book, but I'm told that what he told us didn't match what the book was saying. Sometimes he'll say things that are completely wrong. But by sometimes I mean all day everyday.

This isn't bad, it's hilarious:

In Spanish class, we were reading a Spanish fairy tale about El Sombrerón, who is a lil guy with a huge hat that goes around wooing the ladies and cursing them with his charms. When our teacher told us how he was, many of us were like "he's a playa!" and "what a pimp!" Of course, somebody then asked how to say pimp in Spanish. Miss Tvede didn't know, so we made her ask the Mexican kid in our class (who can't speak english, so she had to ask "what do you call the guy who has prostitutes?" in Spanish). He didn't know either, so we kept reading the tale.

A minute later, a girl had looked up pimp in the Spanish/English dictionary and yells out "Padrote! Pimp in Spanish is padrote!" Miss Tvede looks like she's thinking for a second and says, "I guess that makes sense. It's like, big daddy." The entire class burst into laughter.

**ddrruler** · 04-21-2005, 09:38 PM

Originally posted by evilbutterfly

A minute later, a girl had looked up pimp in the Spanish/English dictionary and yells out "Padrote! Pimp in Spanish is padrote!" Miss Tvede looks like she's thinking for a second and says, "I guess that makes sense. It's like, big daddy." The entire class burst into laughter.

LOL eb!!

**Moogy** · 04-22-2005, 03:12 AM

1 tym mi techer made me do hw it SUCKED

((((

i haet schol

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