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  • lightdarkness
    Summer!!
    • Jul 2003
    • 11308

    #1

    24 Children, Condition: Used



    Description: Description: 24 Small Children that come with their original warranty papers, clothing etc.. 8 of them have over-sized heads, and were supposed to be called back, but never were.

    All are ages 2-5, and have had as many years experience in the Japanese language. All of the children above age 3 have already had training in factories owned by Disney, making Donald Duck Velcro wallets. I am asking £340 dollars a head for this bunch, or take them all for £5,000!

    Also available - GRAB BAG! Receive in your grab bag: 3 random children and a fun, free mystery prize. Shipping costs vary depending on order size and how large my friend Eggers and I have to make the wooden box. Boxes range from £35 to £80 dollars, food, water and air holes cost extra.


    Has been removed from ebay.

    Discuss.
  • Kilgamayan
    Super Scooter Happy
    FFR Simfile Author
    • Feb 2003
    • 6583

    #2
    RE: 24 Children, Condition: Used

    "Condition: Used" made me lol.

    I wonder what the mystery prize was.
    I watched clouds awobbly from the floor o' that kayak. Souls cross ages like clouds cross skies, an' tho' a cloud's shape nor hue nor size don't stay the same, it's still a cloud an' so is a soul. Who can say where the cloud's blowed from or who the soul'll be 'morrow? Only Sonmi the east an' the west an' the compass an' the atlas, yay, only the atlas o' clouds.

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    • Mychilli
      FFR Player
      • Apr 2004
      • 555

      #3
      RE: 24 Children, Condition: Used

      lejit? im buying!

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      • XDDRCutieX
        FFR Player
        • Jul 2004
        • 251

        #4
        RE: 24 Children, Condition: Used

        thats so sad!!!!!!!!
        ~Rach~

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        • Tasselfoot
          Retired BOSS
          FFR Simfile Author
          • Jul 2003
          • 25185

          #5
          RE: 24 Children, Condition: Used

          what will someone come up with next?
          RIP

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          • Timestopper31191
            FFR Player
            • Aug 2003
            • 12

            #6
            RE: 24 Children, Condition: Used

            A keyboard used to AAA a really hard song signed by its user...

            OH WAI lol

            Lets see if they get sold on amazon.com.

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            • evilbutterfly
              FFR Player
              • Apr 2003
              • 5784

              #7
              RE: 24 Children, Condition: Used

              Now I wonder if they were serious. I sure hope not.
              So I've gone completely slack-ass and haven't done any work on creating games. =(

              In less-depressing news, I got a job for an online business (which sells non-electronic games, of all things!) which has taught me a lot about marketing online and all that jazz.

              So now I'm on Twitter @NoahWright.
              And I write the blog for their website.

              Plus I do cool programming in-house that you'll never see. =O

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              • Mychilli
                FFR Player
                • Apr 2004
                • 555

                #8
                RE: 24 Children, Condition: Used

                i do, child labor is cheap.

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                • Moogy
                  嗚呼
                  FFR Simfile Author
                  • Aug 2003
                  • 10303

                  #9
                  RE: 24 Children, Condition: Used

                  I LOLd.
                  Plz visit my blog

                  ^^^ vintage signature from like 2006 preserved

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                  • hydrojakep
                    FFR Player
                    • Nov 2003
                    • 2293

                    #10
                    Re: RE: 24 Children, Condition: Used

                    Originally posted by Tasselfoot
                    what will someone come up with next?
                    howzabout satan.




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                    • Mindfields
                      Banned
                      • Dec 2004
                      • 1566

                      #11
                      RE: Re: RE: 24 Children, Condition: Used

                      I was expecting them to come from China more than Japan...
                      Lold at the Grab Bag...

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                      • netty400
                        FFR Player
                        • Aug 2003
                        • 496

                        #12
                        RE: Re: RE: 24 Children, Condition: Used

                        I JIZd.
                        Originally posted by zildjian133
                        Dude where the hell did they find those balls, I swear to god I\'d buy one if I knew where and how to get one...
                        Knuck if you buck
                        http://www.lyricstop.com/k/knuckifyoubuck-crimemob.html

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                        • JurseyRider734
                          lil j the bad b-word
                          • Aug 2003
                          • 7506

                          #13
                          RE: Re: RE: 24 Children, Condition: Used

                          Well I know someone who would only use those poor asian children for his sexual needs.


                          That would be Lupin.
                          Originally posted by Arch0wl
                          I'd better be considering I own roughly six textbooks on logic and have taken courses involving its extensive use

                          Originally posted by Afrobean
                          Originally Posted by JurseyRider734
                          the fact that you're resorting to threatening physical violence says a lot anyway.
                          Just that you're a piece of shit who can't see reason and instead deserves a fucking beating.

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                          • Rebirth0
                            FFR Originalbro
                            FFR Simfile Author
                            • Jun 2003
                            • 8751

                            #14
                            RE: Re: RE: 24 Children, Condition: Used

                            That has to be the best auction ever. XD

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                            • OneHandedConverse
                              FFR Player
                              • Mar 2005
                              • 4

                              #15
                              RE: Re: RE: 24 Children, Condition: Used

                              Water and food and air holes will cost extra.... that's great.

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