Isn't life great sometimes...

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  • angel-d
    FFR Player
    • Feb 2005
    • 278

    #1

    Isn't life great sometimes...

    ...You spend hours sitting in your best mates house while he refuses to talk to you about whatever it is you have done to annoy him, when he finally does say something it is 'don't you think you should call a taxi', so you go, feeling rather confused and dejected.

    When you arrive home about 5 minutes later just wanting to crash out in bed you find you housemate slumped on the door step off his face. As you are only a weak little gurl and he is playing dead doll you attempt to half carry and half drag him, his bottle of milk and his cap into the sitting room, throw him on a sofa, while he is mumbling abuse at you.

    So gurls and boys, isn't life great, all i can say is thank goodness i am leaving this country in a couple of days for easter !!
  • Tasselfoot
    Retired BOSS
    FFR Simfile Author
    • Jul 2003
    • 25185

    #2
    RE: Isn

    UH.... would someone mind translating this unique story from British into English please?
    RIP

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    • jewpinthethird
      (The Fat's Sabobah)
      FFR Music Producer
      • Nov 2002
      • 11711

      #3
      Re: RE: Isn

      Originally posted by Tasselfoot
      UH.... would someone mind translating this unique story from British into English please?
      Haha, that is what my friend in my art class always says to the British girl he sits next to.

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      • angel-d
        FFR Player
        • Feb 2005
        • 278

        #4
        RE: Isn

        oops sorry, been in UK to long... here goes my best attempt.
        SUMMARY IN AMERICAn ENGLISH-
        At friends house, he won't talk to me.
        Got home, one of the people i live with is blind drunk/under the influence of sime brain cell killing substance, leanining against the door.
        Pull him inside, onto sofa in lounge (after doing up the zipper on his pants, not pleasent, forgot to mention that bit before).
        Come to complane about it on FFR before slipping into a deep and hopefully happy sleep.

        -i hope thats more understandable?? :S if not someone else will have to have a go.

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        • VegetaRobGT
          FFR Player
          • Oct 2004
          • 201

          #5
          RE: Isn

          Translation : Her friend is being whack. He is ignoring her every word n she doesn't even know what she did to piss him off so much. She comes home and her stoner roomate is passed out with his penis hanging out and she tries to get him to a bed but he just gets pissed at her and tells her to leave him alone.

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          • Tasselfoot
            Retired BOSS
            FFR Simfile Author
            • Jul 2003
            • 25185

            #6
            RE: Isn

            Thats nice.
            RIP

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            • angel-d
              FFR Player
              • Feb 2005
              • 278

              #7
              RE: Isn

              oki vegetarobgt.... that was a much better summary than mine thanks!! I was trying to be polite but you summed it up perfectly !

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              • Moogy
                嗚呼
                FFR Simfile Author
                • Aug 2003
                • 10303

                #8
                RE: Isn

                more like canada
                Plz visit my blog

                ^^^ vintage signature from like 2006 preserved

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                • hydrojakep
                  FFR Player
                  • Nov 2003
                  • 2293

                  #9
                  RE: Isn

                  lol u sed penis



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                  • tnyhwk900
                    FFR Player
                    FFR Simfile Author
                    • May 2003
                    • 4106

                    #10
                    RE: Isn

                    hi guys whats up asl

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                    • ToshX
                      FFR Player
                      • Feb 2004
                      • 5111

                      #11
                      Re: RE: Isn

                      Originally posted by hydrojakep
                      lol u sed penis
                      That's really becoming an old line...

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                      • flypie743
                        FFR Player
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 3210

                        #12
                        Re: RE: Isn

                        Originally posted by ToshX
                        Originally posted by hydrojakep
                        lol u sed penis
                        That's really becoming an old line...
                        You're old.

                        IF YOU ARE THE BOMB YOU WILL CLICK THIS and if you dont, you suck.

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                        • JurseyRider734
                          lil j the bad b-word
                          • Aug 2003
                          • 7506

                          #13
                          RE: Re: RE: Isn

                          No. I hate my life, I think i'll go slit my wrists...
























                          *slits*
                          Originally posted by Arch0wl
                          I'd better be considering I own roughly six textbooks on logic and have taken courses involving its extensive use

                          Originally posted by Afrobean
                          Originally Posted by JurseyRider734
                          the fact that you're resorting to threatening physical violence says a lot anyway.
                          Just that you're a piece of shit who can't see reason and instead deserves a fucking beating.

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                          • ToshX
                            FFR Player
                            • Feb 2004
                            • 5111

                            #14
                            Re: RE: Isn

                            Originally posted by flypie743
                            Originally posted by ToshX
                            Originally posted by hydrojakep
                            lol u sed penis
                            That's really becoming an old line...
                            You're old.
                            Yes, older than jesus himself, but why would you care.

                            In other words, shut up and don't leech others jokes

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                            • tnyhwk900
                              FFR Player
                              FFR Simfile Author
                              • May 2003
                              • 4106

                              #15
                              RE: Re: RE: Isn

                              i am emo

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