I must be a STWPT-Whore...

Collapse
X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • Omeganitros
    auauauau
    • Jun 2003
    • 8897

    #1

    I must be a STWPT-Whore...

    ...But this is Trismic's best song as of yet.
    Most of his songs that I link don't make me make laugh as much as they make me go "Wow, this guy is so GOOD!" But this one made me laugh my head off and be impressed at the same time.


    "His name is Mike Celestino

    He’s a nerd, and he wears that as kind of a countercultural badge of honor. He likes not being in the mainstream. In fact, he generally loathes the mainstream. Up until 1999, he was the biggest Star Wars fan that I think I had ever met. Then Episode I came out and he was in doubt. After we saw Ep II together, he was destroyed. It was like his childhood was completely obliterated on that day. He’s pretty sure that George Lucas has set out to destroy everything that is sacred to the Star Wars faithful.

    He’s very much into his childhood, reliving it. He’s an enormous Muppets fan, has been known to peruse the occasional comic book, likes action figures, things of that sort.

    Anyway, about the song itself, stylistically, it should be nerd rock, definitely. I don’t have any specific band style in mind, but stay away from the Weezeer-type nerd rock, too mainstream.

    A running joke amongst his friends is that whenever something related to Star Wars really sucks, we all blame him. He simultaneously thinks it’s funny and is very annoyed by it.

    Somewhere in the mid 3-minute range would be perfect. If you go over, fine, but don’t make it any longer than 4:30."


    Mike Celestino, What Have You Done With Star Wars?
  • hydrojakep
    FFR Player
    • Nov 2003
    • 2293

    #2
    RE: I must be a STWPT-Whore...

    Do you like, know him personally or something?

    I have all the songs on this computer.
    Including the old ones.



    Comment

    • Omeganitros
      auauauau
      • Jun 2003
      • 8897

      #3
      RE: I must be a STWPT-Whore...

      No, but I think he's one of the coolest, most creative dudes living. I often envy and even worship those who have talents better than mine.

      Comment

      • Omeganitros
        auauauau
        • Jun 2003
        • 8897

        #4
        RE: I must be a STWPT-Whore...

        Gotta bump it.

        Comment

        • tnyhwk900
          FFR Player
          FFR Simfile Author
          • May 2003
          • 4106

          #5
          RE: I must be a STWPT-Whore...

          This..owns..so..hard.. GTO.

          Comment

          • The_Q
            FFR Player
            • May 2004
            • 4391

            #6
            RE: I must be a STWPT-Whore...

            CURSES TO MIKE!

            Q

            Edit:EDIT: Shut up. I must burn...so much burning....

            Comment

            • Omeganitros
              auauauau
              • Jun 2003
              • 8897

              #7
              RE: I must be a STWPT-Whore...

              Am I the only one that thinks this could become an instant hit on the radio?

              Comment

              • CypherToorima
                Boss of all bosses
                • Jul 2003
                • 2452

                #8
                RE: I must be a STWPT-Whore...

                nope.
                I'm a figantic gaggot

                Comment

                • The_Q
                  FFR Player
                  • May 2004
                  • 4391

                  #9
                  RE: I must be a STWPT-Whore...

                  I wouldn't mind it being on the top 40 at all.

                  Q

                  Comment

                  • Squeek
                    let it snow~
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 14444

                    #10
                    RE: I must be a STWPT-Whore...

                    Since I love this song so very much.

                    I was just watching Episode II.
                    Oh, and it got me thinkin about you.
                    Oh Mike, Mike Celestino, what did you do?
                    To make Star Wars suck so bad?

                    Mike Celestino, what have you done with Star Wars?
                    Oh baby, I liked it in the 80s far more.
                    Oh Mike, it's so absurd, but if they make it so bad
                    Is it cause you're a nerd?
                    Is it because you like the muppets way too much? (Word.)
                    Oh hey, the (?) scene gets on my nerves!

                    And I blame MIKE CELESTINO!
                    For every George Lucas mistake.
                    Oh I blame MIKE CELESTINO!
                    For every George Lucas mistake.
                    (Every single one)

                    Oh Mike, baby, I know that really, it's not your fault.
                    Nah, I'm just kidding, it's really, it's all your fault.

                    Mike Celestino, what have you done with Star Wars?
                    I want my money back; I should have just bought cardboard.
                    'Cause it would be less expensive, and just as flat.
                    And I could fold it into a pretty sweet hat.
                    Yo MIKE CELESTINO, could Star Wars do anything like that?
                    NO!

                    And I blame MIKE CELESTINO!
                    For every George Lucas mistake.
                    Oh I blame MIKE CELESTINO!
                    For every George Lucas mistake.

                    One time I was with Mike Celestino, and we were in the outer reaches of the galaxy, just like flying around and stuff, you know how it is. And like, Princess Leia was there and I was like, "Whoa, Mike, that's Princess Leia." And soon as he looked at her, our spaceship exploded.

                    And I blame MIKE CELESTINO!
                    For every George Lucas mistake.
                    (You think it's actually George Lucas's mistakes? No, it's Mike's!)
                    Oh I blame MIKE CELESTINO!
                    For every George Lucas mistake.
                    (ALL of the mistakes! All the mistakes!)
                    Oh I blame MIKE CELESTINO!
                    (We blame MIKE CELESTINO!)
                    Oh I blame MIKE CELESTINO!
                    (We blame MIKE CELESTINO!)
                    Oh I blame MIKE CELESTINO!
                    (We blame MIKE CELESTINO!)
                    MIKE CELESTINO!
                    MIKE CELESTINO!
                    MIKE CELESTINO!
                    Why did you do it man?
                    MIKE CELESTINO!
                    Why did you ruin Star Wars?
                    MIKE CELESTINO!
                    And also, ruin my life?
                    MIKE CELESTINO!
                    I don't even know you anymore dude!
                    MIKE CELESTINO!
                    You're like the meanest ever!
                    MIKE CELESTINO!
                    (Kay, I did this for too long.)
                    MIKE CELESTINO!
                    NO I didn't! ... You...ja...ju..ju...you did a bad thing. With Star Wars.

                    ~Squeek

                    PS - Omega, I still hate Star Wars. It's all Mike Celestino's fault, though.

                    Comment

                    • Tasuke
                      FFR Player
                      • Oct 2003
                      • 1671

                      #11
                      RE: I must be a STWPT-Whore...

                      That is now definately one of my favorite STWPT songs

                      Comment

                      • Omeganitros
                        auauauau
                        • Jun 2003
                        • 8897

                        #12
                        RE: I must be a STWPT-Whore...

                        Dangit. For a minute I thought Squeek had a change of heart.

                        Comment

                        • The_Q
                          FFR Player
                          • May 2004
                          • 4391

                          #13
                          RE: I must be a STWPT-Whore...

                          I vote we try to get an FFR theme song from this guy!

                          Q

                          Comment

                          • Omeganitros
                            auauauau
                            • Jun 2003
                            • 8897

                            #14
                            RE: I must be a STWPT-Whore...

                            Oh my god, can you imagine?

                            What kind of song genre would we request? Classical? Funk? Hip-Hop? Trance? DnB? IDM?

                            Crazy Trismic-style?

                            Comment

                            • The_Q
                              FFR Player
                              • May 2004
                              • 4391

                              #15
                              RE: I must be a STWPT-Whore...

                              I'll stick with crazy-Trismic style. I love that.

                              Q

                              EDIT: I wasn't joking.

                              Comment

                              Working...