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  • Relambrien
    FFR Player
    • Dec 2006
    • 1644

    #601
    Re: Free grammar lessons!

    rant rant rant

    I hate words ending in -um, particularly "medium." Where the hell do you think the word "media" came from? It's the plural form of "medium," referring to the method by which information is passed on between people. So television, the Internet, and radio are all media for transmission of information.

    Why people say "mediums" is beyond me. Although it's technically correct by dictionary definition, it's totally inconsistent with just about EVERY other word ending in -um, such as paramecium or datum (yes, that's where we get the word "data" from). Why on earth would this be allowed? "Mediums" is awkward to say. The only situation in which I would consider it correct is when referring to a spiritual medium, and even then "media" is more appropriate, even if it doesn't sound as fitting. After all, a spiritual medium acts as the "medium" between the world of the living and the world of the dead.

    Similarly, the word "criteria." It's plural. The sentence "There is not a single criteria I don't meet" is completely incorrect. The singular form of the word is "criterion." That's -on. Use the damn word correctly please.

    **** English and its irregular pluralization.

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    • GuidoHunter
      is against custom titles
      • Oct 2003
      • 7371

      #602
      Re: Free grammar lessons!

      Do you also hate the word "peoples"?

      --Guido


      Originally posted by Grandiagod
      Originally posted by Grandiagod
      She has an asshole, in other pics you can see a diaper taped to her dead twin's back.
      Sentences I thought I never would have to type.

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      • rzr
        TWG Veteran
        • Oct 2007
        • 7608

        #603
        Re: Free grammar lessons!

        Question: What's correct "AAAs" or "AAA's?" I'd figure AAAs because it's not possessive, but AAA's looks more neat.

        Originally posted by darkshark
        Everyone sucks at this game. The second you think you're good is the second you stop trying to get better.
        Originally posted by aperson
        i had a mri the other day it was the best song i heard in years

        Originally posted by Sprite-
        More of a joke than the time I deleted all the credits on the site.
        Originally posted by MinaciousGrace
        yeah my goldfish think im a riot they do this thing where they turn upside down and float to the top of the tank

        i guess their alcohol tolerance isnt as high as mine

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        • sarahxjane
          FFR Veteran
          • Aug 2005
          • 2109

          #604
          Re: Free grammar lessons!

          My life finally makes sense.


          I am guilty of using definately half the time.
          Aside from that, I spell everything else correctly in Chapter 4.

          Chapters 5 and 6 really tick me off.
          I cannot stand when people use your/you're and their/they're/there incorrectly.

          My blood boils just thinking about it.



          The misuse of itch/scratch annoy me as well.

          "I itched an itch."

          Excuse me?



          Originally posted by Squeek
          Attention all idiots

          The dollar sign goes in front of the number.

          Not 15$. $15.

          I've been seeing it way too often these days. Knock it off.

          I love you, Squeek.
          Originally posted by Tasselfoot
          whatever you do... don't **** a walros.
          Originally posted by funmonkey54
          *knock knock*
          *opens door*
          Hello sir, I am a representative from eBay.
          Um, ok. May I help you?
          Yes, I am going to need some more information. What is your social security, work hours, sperm count, sexual orientation, and hours of absence from your home?

          as of December 11th 2009.
          Proud One Hander! 113 AAAs & 295 Full Combos

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          • Squeek
            let it snow~
            • Jan 2004
            • 14444

            #605
            Re: Free grammar lessons!

            Originally posted by rzr
            Question: What's correct "AAAs" or "AAA's?" I'd figure AAAs because it's not possessive, but AAA's looks more neat.
            AAAs is the proper form. If "AAA" were an acronym, then it would fall into the exception rule for apostrophes in pluralization.

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            • rzr
              TWG Veteran
              • Oct 2007
              • 7608

              #606
              Re: Free grammar lessons!

              Alright, I figured that. So, does that mean FC's is correct, since it's the acronym for Full Combo?

              Originally posted by darkshark
              Everyone sucks at this game. The second you think you're good is the second you stop trying to get better.
              Originally posted by aperson
              i had a mri the other day it was the best song i heard in years

              Originally posted by Sprite-
              More of a joke than the time I deleted all the credits on the site.
              Originally posted by MinaciousGrace
              yeah my goldfish think im a riot they do this thing where they turn upside down and float to the top of the tank

              i guess their alcohol tolerance isnt as high as mine

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              • Squeek
                let it snow~
                • Jan 2004
                • 14444

                #607
                Re: Free grammar lessons!

                Sure.

                But it's easier to just not use an apostrophe since that way is right 100% of the time.

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                • Relambrien
                  FFR Player
                  • Dec 2006
                  • 1644

                  #608
                  Re: Free grammar lessons!

                  Originally posted by GuidoHunter
                  Do you also hate the word "peoples"?

                  --Guido

                  http://andy.mikee385.com
                  Actually yes. I hate that word too.

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                  • OrganisM
                    FFR Player
                    • Oct 2006
                    • 2644

                    #609
                    Re: Free grammar lessons!

                    So is a grammar someone who wields Gram? I've never been clear on that one...
                    .

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                    Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way."


                    Originally Posted by
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                    "Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?"

                    Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz[link]:
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                    • akaFrOsTinG
                      FFR Veteran
                      • Mar 2007
                      • 81

                      #610
                      Re: Free grammar lessons!

                      thanks for the lesson!

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                      • weeeeeee
                        FFR Player
                        • Feb 2004
                        • 75

                        #611
                        Re: Free grammar lessons!

                        I really learned a lot today.

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                        • Ladii-SOULJAH
                          FFR Player
                          • Nov 2006
                          • 5

                          #612
                          Re: Free grammar lessons!

                          lol.
                          cool forum

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                          • EB_colud
                            FFR Player
                            • Aug 2008
                            • 2

                            #613
                            Re: Free grammar lessons!

                            hey guys whats up o.o

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                            • PlaceboFX
                              FFR Player
                              • Nov 2008
                              • 151

                              #614
                              Re: Free grammar lessons!

                              I have a real problem with affect and effect.
                              Originally posted by Tater Tot


                              Real spiders wear their hats on their butts.

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                              • stretchypanda
                                shock me shock me
                                • Sep 2004
                                • 4123

                                #615
                                Re: Free grammar lessons!

                                Generally, affect is a verb and effect is a noun, although that's not always the case.

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