bomb threat.

[MelodicTrance]

Dude that first grader is a hardcore rebel

Straight up.

[stretchypanda]

There was some story about a first grader who took his grandpa's gun (knew where it was hidden and whatnot) to kill one of his classmates and his teacher because the classmate had gotten him in trouble and the teacher had punished him.

Kids don't realize that a real live dead person can't get back up. And it's likely that the boy didn't even know that in order to kill the two targets he would have to shoot them. When you're that young you don't have all those connections. All you know is people don't like to be killed, and to kill them you need a gun (yay Children's Theatre 3305).

:/ I'm baffled that the boys parents let him have a real grenade. The article says the forbid him to take it to school... Even if they knew it wasn't dangerous... people make toys so kids like that won't get in trouble or blow each other up on accident. Sigh.

[Varia]

You can buy grenade shell paperweights at a lot of army surplus stores. Las time I checked, anyways.

[Turtle_Hash]

so what they let him bring a grenade, It wasn't intended for harm and it wasn't live.

[stretchypanda]

The article says the boys parents told him he could not bring it to school. They knew he'd get into trouble.

[QreepyBORIS]

You can buy grenade shell paperweights at a lot of army surplus stores. Las time I checked, anyways.

I have one. So does my brother.

A mere 5 dollars!

[evilbutterfly]

A first-grader who wanted to share his family vacation souvenir with classmates brought a hand grenade for show-and-tell

Where the hell are you vacationing? Iraq!?


And yeah, it said it was a dud. And it's not like the kid had any intention of blowing people up. If he did, he probably would have tried to pull the pin out with his mouth and ripped a few teeth out. Silly kids!

One kid in my elementary school brought in ninja throwing stars. I don't think he ever got caught, because he was beyond 1st grade and knew it was wrong, but still.


Oh, and whoever said 1st graders can't handle controllers...no. I was playing games before I was in school.

And I know it was a joke to blame games, but I bet people are. What they don't realize is that if the kid had been playing video games he would have been too busy and would have forgotten to bring the grenade in, or he would have gotten so lazy that he just didn't feel like putting the effort into it. Video games don't cause violence, they cause laziness :P.

[vashthestampede0987]

Seriously though....Is this kid gonna be in like the Army when hes older... *fills out army recuiting sheets*
Name: Johnny Hussein Bin-Laden....erm Johnny HuLaden

Have you ever been in contact or used a grenade/explosive before?

Yes at the age of 5 at my elementary school.

[ddrking133]

mabye the kid made the grenade in the basement with the "My first grenade" kit.

[evilbutterfly]

ddrking, did you even read the article? Or did you read the section of it I quoted at least? THEY GOT IT ON VACATION!!! It still makes me wonder where they went...maybe Prague. All the bad stuff happens in Prague. You wanna know how I know? Well, watch just about any insane action movie, and at the beginning, when it flashes the location of the crazy action, it'll say Prague. It's ALWAYS Prague.

[ddrking133]

ddrking, did you even read the article? Or did you read the section of it I quoted at least? THEY GOT IT ON VACATION!!! It still makes me wonder where they went...maybe Prague. All the bad stuff happens in Prague. You wanna know how I know? Well, watch just about any insane action movie, and at the beginning, when it flashes the location of the crazy action, it'll say Prague. It's ALWAYS Prague.

no i read the first couple of posts

[Tasselfoot]

EB... i've been to prague. its ALOT of fun. Absinth messes you up big time.

and ddrking.... if you're gonna comment, you have to know what you are talking about. otherwise people will flame you (with just cause) for being moronic.

[GuidoHunter]

In my second grade class a kid brought a grenade (hollowed, not live) for show and tell, and when the teacher told him that it wasn't appropriate to bring to school he flipped out and hid under a desk and it took several teachers and the principal to get him out.

--Guido

http://andy.mikee385.com

[The_Q]

Absinth is damn strong, that's why.

I do recall a time in middle school, just after 9/11, the neighboring high school was evacuated because there was a chemical threat made. White powdery substance was found en masse in the cafeteria. All the students moved into OUR gym for the rest of the day.

Turns out someone just spilled sugar. Not anthrax. "Pass the biotoxin, please!"

Q

[QreepyBORIS]

Absinth (I thought it was spelled differently) is like a depressant AND a halucinogen. It can totally kill you.