I've discovered why R2 is taking so long!

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  • evilbutterfly
    FFR Player
    • Apr 2003
    • 5784

    #1

    I've discovered why R2 is taking so long!

    Originally posted by This site
    FFR is developed by 12-year kids Synthlight enslaves in Taiwan sweatshops who work for 1/2 cent per day

    =O
    So I've gone completely slack-ass and haven't done any work on creating games. =(

    In less-depressing news, I got a job for an online business (which sells non-electronic games, of all things!) which has taught me a lot about marketing online and all that jazz.

    So now I'm on Twitter @NoahWright.
    And I write the blog for their website.

    Plus I do cool programming in-house that you'll never see. =O
  • JurseyRider734
    lil j the bad b-word
    • Aug 2003
    • 7506

    #2
    RE: I

    Damn kids. Whip them.


    I mean. Oh well.
    Originally posted by Arch0wl
    I'd better be considering I own roughly six textbooks on logic and have taken courses involving its extensive use

    Originally posted by Afrobean
    Originally Posted by JurseyRider734
    the fact that you're resorting to threatening physical violence says a lot anyway.
    Just that you're a piece of shit who can't see reason and instead deserves a fucking beating.

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    • hydrojakep
      FFR Player
      • Nov 2003
      • 2293

      #3
      RE: I

      Whip 'em harder.



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      • evilbutterfly
        FFR Player
        • Apr 2003
        • 5784

        #4
        RE: I

        MOVE LIL KIDDIES!!! MOVE!!! FASTER!! FASTER!!!!!
        So I've gone completely slack-ass and haven't done any work on creating games. =(

        In less-depressing news, I got a job for an online business (which sells non-electronic games, of all things!) which has taught me a lot about marketing online and all that jazz.

        So now I'm on Twitter @NoahWright.
        And I write the blog for their website.

        Plus I do cool programming in-house that you'll never see. =O

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        • Freak83
          FFR Simfile Author
          FFR Simfile Author
          • Feb 2003
          • 3281

          #5
          RE: I

          God, you can't get good slave labour these days. Threaten to reduce their pay!

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          • tnyhwk900
            FFR Player
            FFR Simfile Author
            • May 2003
            • 4106

            #6
            RE: I

            Golly, back in mai day we worked for that much a MONTH, and no lunch breaks either.

            You damn kids are spoiled these days.

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            • Afrobean
              Admiral in the Red Army
              • Dec 2003
              • 13262

              #7
              <3 ED

              No...
              Originally posted by This site later
              FFR is a product of Synthlight and bprc and only they can tell you how they do it, but I'd bet the farm they won't tell you how. Numerous people have already asked this question to receive a denial from the said developers.
              Just strike bprc and replace it with Soccr.

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              • Tasuke
                FFR Player
                • Oct 2003
                • 1671

                #8
                RE: <3 ED

                I love little children
                They don't ask questions and work for candy

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                • evilbutterfly
                  FFR Player
                  • Apr 2003
                  • 5784

                  #9
                  RE: <3 ED

                  Or may be that's just what they WANT you to think. Sarcasm is a great way to say the truth without really saying it.
                  So I've gone completely slack-ass and haven't done any work on creating games. =(

                  In less-depressing news, I got a job for an online business (which sells non-electronic games, of all things!) which has taught me a lot about marketing online and all that jazz.

                  So now I'm on Twitter @NoahWright.
                  And I write the blog for their website.

                  Plus I do cool programming in-house that you'll never see. =O

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                  • RobbyZero
                    FFR Player
                    • Sep 2003
                    • 4613

                    #10
                    RE: <3 ED

                    Damn them all to hell!

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                    • Kilgamayan
                      Super Scooter Happy
                      FFR Simfile Author
                      • Feb 2003
                      • 6583

                      #11
                      Stupid kids.
                      I watched clouds awobbly from the floor o' that kayak. Souls cross ages like clouds cross skies, an' tho' a cloud's shape nor hue nor size don't stay the same, it's still a cloud an' so is a soul. Who can say where the cloud's blowed from or who the soul'll be 'morrow? Only Sonmi the east an' the west an' the compass an' the atlas, yay, only the atlas o' clouds.

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                      • HansSky
                        FFR Player
                        • Oct 2003
                        • 1925

                        #12
                        Hey guys...I just found out. There is no R2...it was just one big practical joke....
                        hi

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                        • Afrobean
                          Admiral in the Red Army
                          • Dec 2003
                          • 13262

                          #13
                          Re: RE: <3 ED

                          Originally posted by evilbutterfly
                          Or may be that's just what they WANT you to think. Sarcasm is a great way to say the truth without really saying it.
                          That's irony, see:
                          Originally posted by dictionary.com
                          i·ro·ny
                          n. pl. i·ro·nies

                          1. The use of words to express something different from and often opposite to their literal meaning.
                          2. An expression or utterance marked by a deliberate contrast between apparent and intended meaning.
                          So, yes, sarcasm can be ironic. I just feel that ironic is the best term for what's going on here.

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                          • Snapps
                            NO DOUBT GET LOUD
                            FFR Simfile Author
                            • Sep 2003
                            • 5650

                            #14
                            RE: Re: RE: <3 ED

                            The sarcasm type of irony is really called "Verbal Irony."

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                            • evilbutterfly
                              FFR Player
                              • Apr 2003
                              • 5784

                              #15
                              RE: Re: RE: <3 ED

                              Sarcasm, because they lied with the sole intent to be funny. Right after what I quoted, they wrote "oh wait, that's Nike!" as a joke. It was sarcasm.
                              So I've gone completely slack-ass and haven't done any work on creating games. =(

                              In less-depressing news, I got a job for an online business (which sells non-electronic games, of all things!) which has taught me a lot about marketing online and all that jazz.

                              So now I'm on Twitter @NoahWright.
                              And I write the blog for their website.

                              Plus I do cool programming in-house that you'll never see. =O

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