This has to be a joke

[Anticrombie0909]

Please tell me it's a joke. Somebody. Anybody. Please tell me this is an old website like MAVAV, it's a joke, there isn't actually somebody this stupid walking on my earth, breathing my air and drinking my water.

http://tendomfg.blogspot.com/2004_07_01_tendomfg_archive.html

For the love...of GOD, TELL ME IT'S A JOKE!!!

[flypie743]

RE: This has to be a joke

It's a joke?

[DataXUnknown]

Nintendo rules.

[noviceanimeartist]

omg..
That's all I have to say.
Oh my fucking god..

[Tasuke]

Top Ten Reasons Nintendo DS Makes PSP Stupid
1. Trust. It sounds kind of silly, but you can
trust Nintendo more than Sony. Sony stuff breaks too easily.
My friend had his PlayStation 2 break down
after he accidentally dropped it down the stairs. Nintendo products don’t break.

This has to be a joke. If there is someone like this whoactually means it,
then we need to start blowin' some sh*t up

I really like this part It's in the news all the time, how players
use their mouses and keyboards to laern how to fire guns and
murder

[d0ot]

Funniest thing I could find before I closed the site in fear of my IQ dropping...

1. FPS games are on Xbox all the time. That's right, as if it wasn't clear enough, stuff like Gaylo, DOOM, Chronicles Of Rizzik, all boring, all on the Xbomb. Why would GameCube want that kind of trash. All the games sell bad.

roffle pops.

[Brainmaster07]

I lost faith in humanity a long time ago, this is no real suprise =p.

[Squeek]

I like how she included Metroid Prime, an FPS, in the good games that aren't FPS games.

I also like how she failed to notice Timesplitters (1 and 2), 007 (all of those), and a few lesser-known titles on the gamecube.

I also hate her.

~Squeek

[zildjian133]

WARNING #19
actually i'm not joking

[jewpinthethird]

That website is most likely a Somethingawful Truth Media rip-off trying to get people to write hate mail and whatnot. Though I did like the term Gaylo. I am going to start using it.

Friend: "Hey guys, I stayed up ALL night playing Halo2."

Reply: "You mean Gaylo? OH HO HO HO!"

Then everyone laughs and gives me money and I spend it on fast food and prostitues.

[dinnerroll]

You are one smooth operator.

Hamtaro: Ham-Ham Games will definately be another Nintendo masterpiece. I want it so bad.

[Spazzbite]

"1. Trust. It sounds kind of silly, but you can trust Nintendo more than Sony. Sony stuff breaks too easily. My friend had his PlayStation 2 break down after he accidentally dropped it down the stairs. Nintendo products don’t break."

If you accidentally drop a PS2 down STAIRS, it deserves to break on you. Maybe I should mention that my Game Boy Color fell off my computer desk and didn't work since.

" New Cocktail: The Reggie

1/3 Tequila: To Kick YOUR ASS!
2/3 Jack Daniels and Captain Morgan: These are the names you take!"

You do not mix Tequila with a Jack Daniel. But if you do, hopefully you take the 1/3 as 1/3 of a GALLON so you die from a god damn heartattack.

" Goomba Safety Tip #2

Fire is hot. If you see Mario wearing his white trousers, get lost! He shoots fire at you! "

No Shit.

I don't care if this is a joke or not. As soon as I find an e-mail addy on here, this fucker is mine.

[jewpinthethird]

I don't care if this is a joke or not. As soon as I find an e-mail addy on here, this #($#er is mine.

The only way to win is to ignore it. Otherwise, they win. And they are probably vegetarians and terrorists, and you dont want the terrorists to win, do you?

[Velious]

If you read the other shiz from the site, it looks like their pretty serious about all that

[jazzmosis]

I actually couldn't read past when they gave Hamtaro a 10 out of 10.