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  • TACODUDE
    FFR Player
    • Feb 2003
    • 394

    #1

    Post your best "Yo mama" jokes

    Like the title says, post your best "yo mama" jokes. Since I'm probably walking on eggshells just by posting this, don't target anyone in particular, like, "OMFG, TACO's mama s uck." Just say Yo Mama. So, to start,

    Yo mama so fat, she could step on a dollar and make change.
    Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.
    Yo mama so dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund.

    NOTE: PLEASE NO RACIST JOKES!!!
    ZOMG I\'M BAK GUYZ LOL

    I LOVE POKEMON! LOL
  • emccky
    Banned
    • Apr 2004
    • 4811

    #2
    never.. post... again..

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    • IAMTHEEVILBEAN
      FFR Player
      • Jun 2003
      • 3078

      #3
      Your mom.

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      • zildjian133
        FFR Player
        • May 2003
        • 1138

        #4
        I like the cordless phone one

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        • IAMTHEEVILBEAN
          FFR Player
          • Jun 2003
          • 3078

          #5
          Your mom likes the cordless phone one.

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          • tnyhwk900
            FFR Player
            FFR Simfile Author
            • May 2003
            • 4106

            #6
            O BURN @ ZILDJIAN

            LOLZ U GOT OWNZ KID SNAP

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            • flypie743
              FFR Player
              • Jun 2004
              • 3210

              #7
              Yo mama so dumb she actally likes this thread.

              LOLOLLOLZ MY JOKE=TEH BESTS!!1!11!1!!!11

              IF YOU ARE THE BOMB YOU WILL CLICK THIS and if you dont, you suck.

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              • LEGO
                Banned
                • Apr 2003
                • 994

                #8
                Well for starters, the one in Qreepy's sig is pretty funny (in a really, retarded way.)

                Yo mama's like HTML, small head and a whole lot of body.

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                • IAMTHEEVILBEAN
                  FFR Player
                  • Jun 2003
                  • 3078

                  #9
                  NO UR MOMAS LIKE DAT MAN.

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                  • LEGO
                    Banned
                    • Apr 2003
                    • 994

                    #10
                    NO UR MOMA LIKE TEH TIANTIC GOOO BIG IECBURG

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                    • flypie743
                      FFR Player
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 3210

                      #11


                      NOE! ITS HIS MOMA!

                      IF YOU ARE THE BOMB YOU WILL CLICK THIS and if you dont, you suck.

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                      • LEGO
                        Banned
                        • Apr 2003
                        • 994

                        #12
                        His moma liek teh C0oOkies. Shuff teh Potates up her ch1mp4nz33 Bu77

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                        • flypie743
                          FFR Player
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 3210

                          #13
                          no thos r muffins11!11

                          IF YOU ARE THE BOMB YOU WILL CLICK THIS and if you dont, you suck.

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                          • TACODUDE
                            FFR Player
                            • Feb 2003
                            • 394

                            #14
                            Originally posted by IAMTHEEVILBEAN
                            Your mom.
                            No, your mom.
                            ZOMG I\'M BAK GUYZ LOL

                            I LOVE POKEMON! LOL

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                            • linus
                              FFR Player
                              • Jul 2003
                              • 2417

                              #15
                              yo mama is my mama, yo friend........
                              gone.

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