The Matrix-Fact or Fiction?

[Omeganitros]

And it's not The Matrix was the first thing to ever do all those philosophical questions. Had to an essay on the illusion of reality using Shakespeare's "The Tempest".

[Exeon]

kudos to afrobean. I was waiting for someone to make that argument. That's exactly what I would've retorted. I still don't know though.

[BluE_MeaniE]

After countless hours practicing 'the force', I've determined that fiction movies are not real.

[GuidoHunter]

Know what else is true? Spy kids. I'm serious, man. The government employs bitchy, whiny prepubecent teenagers to perform top-secret tasks of national security all the time. I mean, who'd suspect a 10 year old with a bomb disguised as a game boy? It's ingenious!

Y'know what? That may be very true. I don't know, hell, how could I? (heard this before?).

--Guido

http://andy.mikee385.com

[Kenzya]

You can't know what you already don't know.

[jewpinthethird]

I wish there was a sassy black guy in that movie...

"There is not spoon, bitch." and then he slaps Neo and then he spins around all funky like and then grabs his crouch and give a "UH" as he walks out the door.

And then that Agent guy is all "Something, something, blaah...." and sticks his finger in the black guys chest to make him a copy of the agent, but the sassy black guy is all: "Hell no cracker." and then he slaps the Agent...in bullet time and knocks his glasses of, and then they go into a crazy Popin' and Lockin' battle.

Yeah, that movie was awesome.

[Omeganitros]

And then that Agent guy is all "Something, something, blaah...." and sticks his finger in the black guys chest to make him a copy of the agent, but the sassy black guy is all: "Hell no cracker."

Holy shit, dude. You just outdid yourself in hilarity. I can't breathe. Oh god.

[Exeon]

I am shocked, horriffied, and disgusted at Jewpin. No Jewpin. No

[Squeek]

Go Jewpin. Go.

Matrix was decent for an action movie. For a philosophy movie, it is the bottom of the list.

~Squeek