Smelly Butts Story

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  • TheSaxRunner05
    The Doctor
    • Apr 2006
    • 6144

    #1

    Smelly Butts Story

    So I work in a Grocery Store office and here's what happened this morning:

    One of our meat managers called the office this morning complaining about a gassy smell coming from his pork Butts. His Butts smelled too foul to use.

    So our office fresh food person now has to call each meat manager and ask if their Butts smell funny. Upon sniffing their Butts, they agree all their Butts smell gassy.

    Now our office worker is tasked with calling the supplier to let them know all our Butts smell gassy. They agreed to replace our Butts with non-gassy ones. The old Butts were too gassy to be presentable to customers.

    And I'm here just laughing my ass off while he calls everyone about gassy Butts.
    #ThirdGraderatHeart


  • MarcusHawkins
    The Punny Anti-PA Guy
    • Jun 2013
    • 1219

    #2
    Re: Smelly Butts Story

    HAHA, great story, butt....

    ....has anyone ever thought of looking BEHIND them?

    Originally posted by Ghost_Medley

    This man is three months too early.
    Originally posted by badman7772
    Guess I'll take another Quality Pack please. I won't have Hawkins luck but I'm sure I'll have badluck7772.

    Originally posted by _Zenith_
    what the fuck marcus lmao

    Originally posted by rushyrulz
    You should all thank MarcusHawkins btw

    Originally posted by DDRNGGin
    Marcus is probably going to be the main man to win this (You will always be my DDR brother for life, MarcusHawkins! )

    Originally posted by Sky Kitten
    Best Newbie
    1st: MarcusHawkins: 4

    Up And Coming FFRer
    2nd: MarcusHawkins: 3

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    • Wayward Vagabond
      Confirmed Heartbreaker
      FFR Simfile Author
      • Jul 2012
      • 5866

      #3
      Re: Smelly Butts Story

      poor guy will be the butt of a lot of jokes in the future

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