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  • Xiz
    TWG Chaos
    FFR Simfile Author
    • Feb 2012
    • 3399

    #61
    Re: Tinder With Me

    Originally posted by roundbox
    Did you know I can fit my whole fist inside of my mouth?

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    • MixMasterLar
      Beach Bum Extraordinaire
      FFR Simfile Author
      • Aug 2006
      • 5270

      #62
      Re: Tinder With Me

      "That's not all, I have a sixth toe. It's pretty cool but I have to change the water in the jar daily"
      Last edited by MixMasterLar; 01-16-2017, 05:54 PM.

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      • Wayward Vagabond
        Confirmed Heartbreaker
        FFR Simfile Author
        • Jul 2012
        • 5866

        #63
        Re: Tinder With Me

        Yeah I've been a model in a couple Getty images because of it. Maybe you've seen me without knowing it haha?

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        • inDheart
          Picker @ JAX2
          FFR Simfile Author
          • Aug 2011
          • 505

          #64
          Re: Tinder With Me

          Originally posted by Xiz
          Oh, don't worry about that. It's a Nahn issue.

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          • Wayward Vagabond
            Confirmed Heartbreaker
            FFR Simfile Author
            • Jul 2012
            • 5866

            #65
            Re: Tinder With Me

            Originally posted by Xiz
            You know what the hardest thing about working at a fish dick factory is? The hours haha
            Last edited by Wayward Vagabond; 01-17-2017, 11:15 AM.

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            • devonin
              Very Grave Indeed
              Event Staff
              FFR Simfile Author
              • Apr 2004
              • 10120

              #66
              Re: Tinder With Me

              Originally posted by Dynam0
              I live in a smaller city and the overwhelming majority are real people, problem is I already know most of them and they suck. Just tighten your radius to like 10km and you'll be fine.

              When I first got the app I was hammered and thought I had to swipe left to like someone, resulted in a pretty annoying next few days lol
              I don't actually want to meet or date anybody from off of Tinder. From my experience, the kind of people who meet people from Tinder aren't the kind of people I'd want to date anyway.

              If you tighten the radius to 10km for me, it will literally show me 3-5 people at least 3 of which aren't real people, and then say there's nobody else in range.

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              • Litodude
                FFR Player
                • Feb 2006
                • 4548

                #67
                Re: Tinder With Me

                wazaup
                Originally posted by t-rogdor
                i finally got a weed hookup again and i texted the dude asking where to meet him tomorrow and the dude just said "out west"

                dude
                out west?
                the fuck kinda location is west?
                am i buying weed off a gotdamn pirate


                Originally posted by lurker
                remind everyone that i am an outed racist neo-nazi who no one in their right mind should ever interact with in any way whatsoever

                http://imgur.com/a/Ww9g3

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                • andy-o24
                  Married Man
                  • May 2006
                  • 1525

                  #68
                  Re: Tinder With Me

                  Today is the first day of the rest of your WIFE. I have admired you from afar. Scratch that. I have Aladdin'd you from Jafar. I would love to take you out for a meal of sushi, my treat. If you will treat meat to a seat on your face.
                  Originally posted by hi19hi19
                  Best strat: enjoy the game, play what you feel like when you feel like it. Don't think about what you are doing or why, enjoy the gameplay, the artistry behind the stepfile, and enjoy the music.

                  When the game isn't fun for you anymore, take a break. It's not a job, nobody here is professional and getting paid to play and force themselves to constantly improve... it's a game.

                  Originally posted by Shashakiro
                  Yeah, FFR is addicting...I don't think I'll get bored with this game unless I somehow become the best at it, which won't happen.

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                  • Zapmeister
                    FFR Player
                    • Sep 2012
                    • 466

                    #69
                    Re: Tinder With Me

                    You're playing poker with a tiger, a hippopotamus, and a starfish. You're holding 10d 9s and the flop is 8h Jc 3s. The tiger's tail is wiggling around very fast, but it seems to be unaware that it's doing that, and it stares at the hippo and bets half the pot. The hippo grunts and folds. The starfish looks like it isn't scared of the tiger at all, spins round on the spot for a bit, and slowly calls. Do you fold, call, raise, or run screaming?

                    Theorem: If you have a large enough number of monkeys, and a large enough number of computer keyboards, one of them will sight-read AAA death piano on stealth. And the ffr community will forever worship it. Proof Example

                    ask me anything here

                    mashed FCs: 329

                    r1: 5
                    r2: 4
                    r3: 6
                    r4: 8
                    r5: 3
                    r6: 5
                    r7: 15
                    final position: 4th

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                    • smartdude1212
                      2 is poo
                      FFR Simfile Author
                      • Sep 2005
                      • 6687

                      #70
                      Re: Tinder With Me

                      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Been waiting for this.

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