Terrible Terry Tate (aka "Triple T")

[Omeganitros]

http://terrytate.reebok.com/index.asp

I swear to god, I don't know how I missed this. Five movies, each about 3-4 minutes long, of some of the funniest shit I have ever encountered.

Of course, only one is available at first, but when you sign up (which is even easier and faster than signing up for FFR, as long as you put your age as 18 or older) to "Terry's Hit Squad," all five become available. Also, it has the Official Badge of Shame.



If that's not awesome, you suck.

[Kenzya]

I signed up as under 17. Now I can't sign up and I'm too lazy to fix it.

[evilbutterfly]

I always put 1980 instead of 1987, just in case. I'll probably still do that even after I'm 21 and such, but oh well.

[Omeganitros]

I signed up as under 17. Now I can't sign up and I'm too lazy to fix it.

So as this never happens again, I have edited my post.

I feel bad4u.

[QreepyBORIS]

Oh my god. That was so fucking AWESOME.

[Omeganitros]

We need more people like him. Arch0wl should learn from this guy.

[xObserveRx]

its not that funny, pretty good, and it DID remind me of arch. Arch, watch and become like TTT.

[Omeganitros]

Best Line:

"YOU CAN'T BE TIPPY-TOEING *Does litte jig* UP IN HERE! WHOO!"

[QreepyBORIS]

"YOU CAN'T CUT THE CHEESE WHEREVER YOU PLEASE! WHOO!"

"OLDSCHOOL RULES! WHOO!"

I forgot the last one, incidently the best. Awww.

Oh!

"IF YOU DISRESPECT THE ARTS. THE ARTS GON' DISRESPECT YOU!"

I don't know. I liked that one.

[Sinjin]

I've known about this for over a year. I don't know how it never occured to me to never make an FFR topic about it.

And yeah, it is the funniest thing ever. Everyone should watch the movies at least once.

[SpookG]

I remember when it was just two films, and the first one they showed at halftime at teh super bowl a couple years back, or whenever they started it. Still hilarious though.. aw man, my sides hurt from laughing.

[jewpinthethird]

I remember seeing that at during SuperDuper Bowl, best commercial ever. It totally make me want to buy...wait, what was the ad for?

Or...Reebok.

[Thedu]

Ha, good stuff!!!!

[Omeganitros]

.....Hmmmmmmm....

Picture of Arch


Plus

The Guy On The Right


Equals

(....?)
LET THE PHOTOSHOPPING COMMENCE!

[Privateer]

"You eat someone else's cake again, and I'll give you some of my very special pain cake. And you won't want seconds o' dat."

"You wanna play games, Gene? Well, Terry's back, and I got a new game for you--it's called 'How much pain can Gene stand, before Gene learns not to play games anymore?'"