Post pics of a person and I will ruthlessly criticize their appearance

[V-Ormix]

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[Arch0wl]

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too tanned for his features -- his tan obscures his lip color and, secondarily, contributes to aging. (this is because tanning is the body's response to skin dying by trying to save skin. he would not have skin like this if this were not a photoshopped picture.)

eyebrows too wide

nostrils too big vertically-speaking

upper lip too thin, doesn't create a symmetrical lip shape

lips should be wider to match nose size

age lines on forehead

cheeks are flat (no visible cheekbones)

doesn't even lift

[Coolboyrulez0]

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[Arch0wl]

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mustache needs to be shaved, makes an awkward line from nose to mouth and looks out of place

eyes/eyebrows are set too close together

lips too thin

little to no separation between lower lip/mouth and chin

hairstyle doesn't complement head shape

wrinkles on eyes/dark circles

wrinkles on forehead

eyebrows fairly thin on the edges but thick on the inside

upper part of his nose is too thick for the shape

ears pushing out too much

doesn't even lift

[Funnygurl555]

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[Arch0wl]

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hairline recedes too far

eyebrows thin toward the edges

abs are undefined

oblique muscles are barely visible

might lift but wow dwayne looking real soft bro

[Dynam0]

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[ShadowDueler97]

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This thread is just terrible and I love it

[Reincarnate]

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[Samus Aran]

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[Winrar]

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For the picture of hitler I would have added some comedy like, "Couldn't finish what he started"

[Walrusizer]

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[choof]

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[choof]

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i am 100% aware that i look like shit

[Red Blaster]

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