FFR bachelor

[Specforces]

Snapps is in the running, if you want to win, you have to IM me, those who don't are automatically disqualified.

Snapps50: I am the best candidate, because I am candidate number 11.
Clg410: no
Clg410: you would be 12
Snapps50: I am still the best candidate, nevertheless
Snapps50: asking to be a candidate isnt good candidateness
Snapps50: so i didnt ask
Snapps50: so now i am in
Snapps50: I should win.
Snapps50: would you like more? I have tons written
Snapps50: the silent type
Clg410: hmm
Clg410: just write why you should win
Snapps50: even though i am not in the contest?
Snapps50: sure
Snapps50: I should win because i have the unhariest chest in the world
Snapps50: and that i have met the 8cat
Clg410: tell me when you are done
Snapps50: im not done
Snapps50: here we go....
Snapps50: i make cookies smell like chocolate
Snapps50: i dont have fungus in thy foot
Snapps50: i have a ddr metal pad from buynshop i got today, friday.
Snapps50: it also has a bar
Snapps50: which is not as sexah as what i am trying to win
Snapps50: review to me what i am trying to win
Clg410: ok
Snapps50: ok
Snapps50: ..?
Snapps50: no pics?
Snapps50: aww...
Snapps50: ok here we go...
Snapps50: i have 10 fingers
Snapps50: and 10 toes
Snapps50: i eat to the beat
Snapps50: i am a freshman, senior for 18+
Clg410: ok
Clg410: almost done?
Snapps50: and i can say carrots 6 times fast
Snapps50: done
Clg410: alright
Clg410: this is going to be posted now.
Snapps50: im sure it is
Snapps50: I AM THE WINNER
Snapps50: .(period)

[IAMTHEEVILBEAN]

Snapps sucks.

[Specforces]

A lot more,

Privateer-

fartforthecrowd: ok
fartforthecrowd: i wanna register
Clg410: go for it
Clg410: ;pppp
fartforthecrowd: i instajizzed when i saw your picture
fartforthecrowd: so i felt it i owed it to you
Clg410: tell me why you should win
Clg410: thanks :PPPP
fartforthecrowd: because im smart, hot, really good at stepmania, and smoking hot
fartforthecrowd: i have millions of dollars
fartforthecrowd: and i can create a new currency after your sexiness
fartforthecrowd: and im sexy
fartforthecrowd: mmm
fartforthecrowd: lucious body
Clg410: hmm
Clg410: good good
fartforthecrowd: oh crap i cant read what you just wrote. i instajizzed on the monistor and it covered the message
fartforthecrowd: monitor
fartforthecrowd: afk
Clg410: keep going till you think you've said enough to win my heart
Clg410: ;pppppp
fartforthecrowd: our dick lengths combined is longer than FFR's combined
fartforthecrowd: k afk
fartforthecrowd is away at 10:01:13 PM.
Clg410: haha

CyborgMermaid-

Recherche Moxie: I'm here now to explain why I think I'm the best candidate.
Recherche Moxie: You'll like it, trust me
Clg410: alright
Clg410: sounds good
Clg410: it's getting posted remember
Recherche Moxie: Yep.
Recherche Moxie: So down to business, for one I'm an intelligent person who won't walk into doors over and over again like an imbecile
Clg410: alright
Clg410: good
Clg410: keep going till you think you've said enough to win
Recherche Moxie: I have nothing but spanish in my blood so I'm naturally a frisky girl but I also have enough sense to not be a flaunting slut.
Recherche Moxie: I can cook a kickass bowl of rice and steak, I'm a gamer chick who actually likes to dance
Recherche Moxie: I look especially cute in a cathat
Clg410: well that's always good
Recherche Moxie: And I have the sense of humor that is malicious but sensible, like I'll be the person making the stinkbomb to drop at school rather than the person who's dumb enough to use it in front of the school staff.
Recherche Moxie: Also I game a HELL lot.
Clg410: hmm
Recherche Moxie: Did I mention that I'm spanishly cute? hehe
Recherche Moxie: Anyway, that's all.
Clg410: haha
Clg410: ok
Clg410: posted soon
Clg410: :P
Recherche Moxie: Watch, people will be like "Borg's a ditz."
Recherche Moxie: Hehe

Moogy-

SeeingEyeCthulu: i should win because i am 8cat's second cousin
Clg410: People have typed a lot
Clg410: keep going till you think you've won my heart
Clg410: <33333333333333333333
SeeingEyeCthulu: well
SeeingEyeCthulu: 8cat is cool
SeeingEyeCthulu: and i am cooler
SeeingEyeCthulu: so
SeeingEyeCthulu: i am the best
SeeingEyeCthulu: oh and
Clg410: hmm, anything else?
SeeingEyeCthulu: www.tsukuru.net/blinky/president.jpg my site has a 2200x2800 picture of george bush on it
Clg410: HOLY SHIT, that just scored major p00nts
SeeingEyeCthulu:
Clg410: anything else?
SeeingEyeCthulu: hmm
SeeingEyeCthulu: can't think of anything else
Clg410: ok

Jewpinthethird-

Skaskate2: Dude
Skaskate2: I am totally the best candidate
Clg410: and why is that?
Clg410: Explain
Clg410: <3333333
Clg410: make it long and witty and funny
Clg410: :PPPPP
Skaskate2: okay
Skaskate2: hold on, I should read your post first
Clg410: alright
Clg410: haha
Skaskate2: why am I the best candidate for you?
Clg410: yes
Skaskate2: well, I am totally into indie and whatnot
Skaskate2: and I own a minifridge
Clg410: hmm
Clg410: good good
Clg410: keep going till you think you've said enough to win my heart.
Clg410: <3333333333
Skaskate2: and I would share the minifrigde with you, and like, you could totally not have to walk ten feet to the Fridge anymore
Clg410: hmm
Clg410: that's enticing
Skaskate2: what sign are you?
Clg410: Taurus
Skaskate2: Yeah, I have no idea what that means, but I am sure we are compatible, because my dad once owned a Ford, and ford makes Taurus
Clg410: wow
Clg410: that's deep
Skaskate2: I know
Clg410: just stop when you feel it's enough to love me....
Skaskate2: "With its refreshed design, Taurus offers clean, sculpted lines and a stylish new look"

"With exceptional value and comfort, Taurus is a symbol of luxury for the real world."
Clg410: hot damn
Skaskate2: For the REAL WORLD
Skaskate2: not the fake one
Clg410: exactly
Skaskate2: and when I first went to the site ( http://www.fordvehicles.com/cars/tau...P&consp=933005 ) There was a flash pop-up and it was stars that made a heart
Skaskate2: see if you get it too
Clg410: I DID
Clg410: OMG
Skaskate2: OMG
Skaskate2: it is a sign dude
Clg410: it might be
Clg410: ...
Clg410: anything else?
Skaskate2: hmm
Skaskate2: what kind of car do you have?
Clg410: Skyline
Skaskate2: Nissan?
Clg410: yessum
Skaskate2: wow, nice, what year?
Clg410: 98
Clg410: older
Skaskate2: yeah, I got nothing, I think I am done

Lightdarkness-

lightdarkness42: My name is Jay
lightdarkness42: I'm 15
lightdarkness42: And I have da hott's 4 u!
lightdarkness42: I'm the best canidate
Clg410: why should you win?
lightdarkness42: because
lightdarkness42: i love u long time!
lightdarkness42: and i got a 10 inch dick
lightdarkness42: FOLDED IN HALF
Clg410: ok
Clg410: what else?
lightdarkness42: I have 200 dollars in my pocket
Clg410: hmm
lightdarkness42: and
lightdarkness42: i give great body massages
Clg410: sounds good so far
Clg410: just keep going till you are done
lightdarkness42: I do all the house work
lightdarkness42: i cook
lightdarkness42: i clean
lightdarkness42: i turn you on
lightdarkness42: i bring home all the money
lightdarkness42: you sit at home
lightdarkness42: watching sports
lightdarkness42: drinking beer
lightdarkness42: i pick up after you
lightdarkness42: i do the laundry
Clg410: hmm
lightdarkness42: i love guys who takes pictures of themselves while in the bathroom with their shirt off
Clg410: keep going till you feel like you have said enough
lightdarkness42: i've never said enough
lightdarkness42: um
lightdarkness42: sucky sucky NO DOLLAR
lightdarkness42: thats it
Clg410: hmm
Clg410: ok
Clg410: I'm posting this then

Jurseyrider-

Xsu Iix: I'm the best candidate because i'm original, fun, active, playful, outgoing, and individual. I'm not afraid to be me and if someone has a problem with me i'm ok with that. I have morals and i respect other people, even if i disagree with them. I believe i should be picked because of my unique and special qualities!
Clg410: who is this again?
Clg410: Jurs
Clg410: right
Clg410: ok
Clg410: keep going till you think you've said enough
Xsu Iix: Yep
Xsu Iix: I can also play softball, basketball, soccer, i horseback ride, and i can dance
Xsu Iix: And i have blonde hair =)
Clg410: hmm
Xsu Iix: And big eyes?
Xsu Iix: o.O
Xsu Iix: And guys in uniform are hot.
Xsu Iix: The end.
Clg410: alright then
Clg410: I'm posting this soon
Xsu Iix: Ok.
Xsu Iix: Oh yeah, and im not a guy
Clg410: haha
Xsu Iix: haha

ok a few more left.

[Kagome]

whoa, I looked earlier and it wasn't here. now it has four pages

[Specforces]

And Guido-

Ares113: <--Best Candidate, right here. I'm totally for you. I'm extremely conservative, and can't wait to vote straight Republican in the coming election and I support every branch of the armed forces. I love running, debate, philosophy, parties, FFR, world domination, and very much politics. I also wanted to have man sex with your picture.
Clg410: Kagome right?
Ares113: Guido
Clg410: oh snap
Clg410: ok
Ares113: haha
Clg410: anything else?
Clg410: the other people said a lot
Clg410: ALOT
Ares113: they certainly did.
Ares113: That's the best of my argument. I could say some stuff about myself, but I don't like to due to modesty.
Ares113: I fear competing for entertainment would put me on the level of the fourteen year olds who previously posted. I've got pride, man
Ares113: Don't you have something for maturity?!
Clg410: ;ppp
Ares113: You should think of talking to me as a precious gem laying in a vast desert
Ares113: Plus, I can entertain you with more than just my words.
Clg410: oh really???
Ares113: I am, how you say, "skilled in the arts of love"
Clg410: how so dear sir?
Ares113: Would you like recommendations? I could give you several
Clg410: yes sure
Ares113: On top of that, rumors of me travel far and wide
Clg410: oh really
Ares113: heh
Clg410: almost done?
Clg410: I'm posting soon
Clg410: ;p
Ares113: ...
Clg410: I'm posting this
Ares113: I've gotta get off, anyway
Clg410: have fun
Ares113: thanks!
Clg410: bye

[Specforces]

These are the people that have finished so far, Qualy and Kilgamayan have yet to IM me to compete. First eliminations will be tomorrow. 6 will go, 6 will remain for the next round.

1. Snapps

2. Privateer

3. CyborgMermaid

4. Jewpinthethird

5. GuidoHunter

6. Moogy

7. Jurseyrider

8. HVAM

9. IAMTHEEVILBEAN

10. Lightdarkness
PS- Those who keep this bumped without too much postwhoring will gain extra points.

[Snapps]

How do we, I mean the other people, eliminate, maybe a clue?

[Privateer]

[Specforces]

Nice one. But wait till it falls a bit.

[NaOTa4231]

WOw i wonder who will win

[Kagome]

though I am not registered, I bump this thread to the top

[linus]

Shall we vote who's the winner?......

[tristia]

what exactly is the prize here? I mean, of course you get a hot sexy spec... but is there a nifty catch like they give you a million dollars or something? reality shows (message baords in this case) always have some sort of catch...

[hEaLiNgViSiOnAnGeLicMiX]

Oh my god like ok. I'm gunna prove to Specforces, RIGHT NOW! Right Here! why I am the best Candidate, or atleast why the others shouldn't get picked.

Reach - Omg like back off, he is my hubby, or soon to be hubby. Why don't you go back to your lil room, play some SM to sulk, and give your girlfriend a hug. that's right GIRLFRIEND! I'M TELLIN YA SPEC! YOU WANT ME! THE PERSON WHO'S SINGLE! NOT SUMONE WHO HAS A GF! HE'S NOT A BACHELOR!

Jurseyrider and Borg (notice how i'm adressing the only two other chicks at the same time keke) - Chicks...just back off...he wants the sexy underaged asian k? Not the spanish / blond "i'm so loveable and innocent" britney spears types :P

I'll think of more later

[Specforces]

hmm, ok.