Dead Baby Jokes! :)

[Lupin_the_3rd]

this thread lacks humor altogether

[Brainmaster07]

I remember when this post was made... woah.

[scorpio1690]

Bahahahahahahahaha, I remember too. This was when I was like... Whoring my ass like a chinese man looking for a good dog to cook.

[Tasuke]

Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?
to see the expression on its face.

How do you make a dead baby float?
One cup root-beer, one scoop vannilla ice-cream, and one scoop dead baby

what sits on your counter anad gets smaller and smaller?
a baby combing its hair with a chesse-grater

What has many head but can't think?
a bus full of coma patients.

[Anticrombie0909]

Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?
to see the expression on its face.

That ones just horrible. And when I say horrible, I mean disgusting...I'm seriously gonna have some wierd dreams tonight, after reading 5 pages of spam and dead baby jokes.

What has many head but can't think?
a bus full of coma patients.

And that's not a dead baby joke.

[jewpinthethird]

Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?
to see the expression on its face.

Oh man. That is whack. And good, I'll tell all my friend tomorrow.

[dontcareaboutmyid]

why'd the chicken cross the road

to get to the other side

why did the dead baby cross the road

it was stapled to the chicken


heres a non dead baby joke, although you should really only tell it out loud

two muffins are in an oven. one muffin says to the other damn is it hot in here

the other muffin goes OH MY GOD A TALKING MUFFIN!!!

[Anticrombie0909]

I HATE THAT JOKE

[Tasuke]

not a dead baby joke.
(sorry if I offend nayone in anyway)

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew?
A pizza doesn't scream in the oven

[QreepyBORIS]

Old, and offensive, being jewish.

Besides...I heard it 3 years ago (no exaggeration).

You stupid WASPy boy, Tasuke.

[RobbyZero]

Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?
to see the expression on its face.

Oh man. That is whack. And good, I'll tell all my friend tomorrow.

NICE!


Qreepy great jokes. Everyone great jokes.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew?
A pizza doesn't scream in the oven

OMFG FUNNNNNNNNNNNY!.......Although it's mean.

[scorpio1690]

not a dead baby joke.
(sorry if I offend nayone in anyway)

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew?
A pizza doesn't scream in the oven

I usually use apple pie.

Michael Jackson walks up to a little boy and asks if he wants to see a magic trick. The little boy being curious of course says yes. So Michael sticks his finger in the kids ass and says,"Do you feel my finger?", and the little boy goes,"Yes...". Michael Jackson goes,"LOOK! NO HANDS!"


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[RobbyZero]

Lol not really funny Tanner,sickening more than the baby quarks? YES!

[Lupin_the_3rd]

<-----Michael Jackson and Macaulay Culkin lol...
didn't he sleep in Jackson's bed?

[SuperGreenX]

What's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can?






ONE dead baby in TEN trashcans!!!! Mwahahhhahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa






haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa



haha

heh