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  • gold stinger
    Signature Extraordinare~~
    Event Staff
    Game Manager
    FFR Simfile Author
    FFR Music Producer
    • Jan 2007
    • 6428
    #1

    I just had a moment

    It's 5am in the morning and I ran out of toilet paper while I was on the crapper. Store doesn't open until 8.

    No one in my apartment said anything about the toilet paper supply being low.
    Last edited by gold stinger; 02-1-2015, 03:14 AM.
    Originally posted by YoshL
    butts.


    - Tosh 2014






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    • choof
      Banned
      FFR Simfile Author
      • Nov 2013
      • 8563
      #2
      Re: I just had a moment

      take a shower

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        • gold stinger
          Signature Extraordinare~~
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          Game Manager
          FFR Simfile Author
          FFR Music Producer
          • Jan 2007
          • 6428
          #3
          Re: I just had a moment

          I tried that it didn't work, neither did printer paper.

          edit: bless my poor soul I found some facial tissues in my brothers dresser while he was sleeping

          the irony of me just realizing that this is truly a shitty chit chat thread.
          Last edited by gold stinger; 02-1-2015, 03:24 AM.
          Originally posted by YoshL
          butts.


          - Tosh 2014






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            • FF_rules
              FF Veteran
              • May 2006
              • 668
              #4
              Re: I just had a moment

              Originally posted by gold stinger
              truly a shitty chit chat thread.
              You always, ALWAYS, have a back up roll inside a glass box. Replace it whenever broken.

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                • dragonmegaXX
                  ITG playing fur
                  FFR Simfile Author
                  • Jul 2008
                  • 3661
                  #5
                  Re: I just had a moment

                  Just use your hand next time and wash it afterwards.

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                    • top
                      Banned
                      • Apr 2012
                      • 1907
                      #6
                      Re: I just had a moment

                      wait... how DIDN'T a shower work?

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                        • andy-o24
                          Married Man
                          • May 2006
                          • 1525
                          #7
                          Re: I just had a moment

                          People still wipe their asses?

                          -o24
                          Originally posted by hi19hi19
                          Best strat: enjoy the game, play what you feel like when you feel like it. Don't think about what you are doing or why, enjoy the gameplay, the artistry behind the stepfile, and enjoy the music.

                          When the game isn't fun for you anymore, take a break. It's not a job, nobody here is professional and getting paid to play and force themselves to constantly improve... it's a game.

                          Originally posted by Shashakiro
                          Yeah, FFR is addicting...I don't think I'll get bored with this game unless I somehow become the best at it, which won't happen.

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                            • MinaciousGrace
                              FFR Player
                              • Dec 2007
                              • 4278
                              #8
                              Re: I just had a moment

                              i used to have this problem but then i hired a child laborer to periodically reach inside my rectum and extract feces for me

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                                • rushyrulz
                                  Digital Dancing!
                                  FFR Simfile Author
                                  FFR Music Producer
                                  • Feb 2006
                                  • 12985
                                  #9
                                  Re: I just had a moment

                                  Originally posted by top
                                  wait... how DIDN'T a shower work?
                                  yeah um


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                                    • FoJaR
                                      The Worst
                                      • Nov 2005
                                      • 2816
                                      #10
                                      Re: I just had a moment

                                      Originally posted by MinaciousGrace
                                      i used to have this problem but then i hired a child laborer to periodically reach inside my rectum and extract feces for me
                                      I'm calling the FBI as you read this

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                                        • Syhto
                                          BuMP it
                                          • Mar 2006
                                          • 2466
                                          #11
                                          Re: I just had a moment

                                          just use your sock. or be a man, and wipe with your hand. namaste
                                          Originally posted by ~jrodd
                                          keep ur head up or down whatevers most comfortable idk but ya i repsect u cuz u respect others and we all have opinions to share, so respect one another and keep being urself or someone else watever
                                          Originally posted by ~Tao of Dossar
                                          I never self-reflect, and therefore, I have no negative thoughts about myself. However I am also aware about my successes.

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                                            • I like it
                                              Housekeeper
                                              FFR Simfile Author
                                              • Jan 2007
                                              • 2122
                                              #12
                                              Re: I just had a moment

                                              fuck dude that sucks big time glad youre ok tho

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                                                • Ghakimx
                                                  Cutie&Handshaking Sounds
                                                  • Mar 2009
                                                  • 1594
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: I just had a moment

                                                  Originally posted by andy-o24
                                                  People still wipe their asses?

                                                  -o24
                                                  That's what I thought.

                                                  I only wipe my ass when there's no hose or whatever.

                                                  I AM ASHAMED OF MY STUPIDITY AND MUST COMMIT SEPPUKU. FORGIVE ME, FFR.


                                                  Ninjas NEVER die. Now on a 30 kill streak.

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                                                    • noname219
                                                      FFR Wiki Admin
                                                      • May 2007
                                                      • 1694
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: I just had a moment

                                                      Had a similar moment in Thailand just before a Thai massage; no toilet paper left. Only option in the room was a really small plant with just 3 leaves (that looked like a stick afterward). Not my proudest moment.
                                                      Last edited by noname219; 02-28-2015, 04:33 AM.

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                                                        • Izzy
                                                          Snek
                                                          FFR Simfile Author
                                                          • Jan 2003
                                                          • 9195
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: I just had a moment

                                                          Originally posted by top
                                                          wait... how DIDN'T a shower work?
                                                          Exact thing I was wondering.

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