okay, let's not seriously get into listing the momma jokes.
please. think of the children. they think its retarded also.
please. think of the children. they think its retarded also.
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<purespite>Originally posted by NeoDarkHeart
Yo momma so ugly, she made an onion cry
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Your momma's so fat, she was walking down the street and this dude was like "Man, that momma is so fat."
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Yo momma's so poor, the other day I saw her kicking a can, and I asked her what she was doing, so she answered me that she was moving.Truth lies in loneliness, When hope is long gone by -Blind Guardian, The Soulforged
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Your Momma's So Small, she can hanglide on a dorito.
Your Momma's So hairy, Bigfoot takes pictures of her.
Your Momma's So fat, You can swim in her belly button.
Your Momma's So Dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Your Momma's So Bald, When she wears a turtleneck, she looks like a busted condom.
Your Momma's Armpits are so hairy, It looks like she has Don King in a headlock.
Your Momma's So fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck.
Your Momma's So Dumb, she tripped over a cordless phone.
Your Momma's So Fat, when she wears red, People think she's the Kool aid man.
Your Momma's So Fat, When she wears yellow, she looks like a bus.
Your Momma's Teeth are so yellow, when she smiles, traffic slows down.
Man, we were saying these when I was in grade 6, that was like 1994. Man, good times....
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Your momma so dumb she through a rock at the ground and missed.
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I heard a completely random one a few days ago. It was something along the lines of "Yo momma's so black, Santa put her in your stocking instead of coal, but she broke it because she's FAT AND JEWISH." Stupid, yes. Pointless, yes. Does it make any sense? NoComment
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