AMM

[evilbutterfly]

there are motion sensors and when u move it moves your person in the game. kinda like TC in how u duck to reload and dodge bullets, but u have a full range of motion and u HAVE to use it. like, u can duck down and shoot their feet from below the car, or hide halfway and keep shooting while still having some cover.

[Jam930]

That sounds pretty awesome.



...whoa i just came up with a perverse idea for an AMM.

[Laharl]

And you must now share it with us.

[evilbutterfly]

That sounds pretty awesome.
...whoa i just came up with a perverse idea for an AMM.

1) it IS awesome
2) oh oh, do tell. we're all adults here

[Jam930]

...no.

[CalibreneGuru]

Why not? I'm sure it isn't something like "Sex Sex Revolution". Besides, the gaming world needs more good ideas.

[evilbutterfly]

i wonder when they'll break down and make an AO game that Wal-Mart doesnt ban. there are plenty of people who would buy Sex Sex Revolution, and everybody knows it.

[jewpinthethird]

IIDX/Beatmania ( Dj simulator )
Mambo A Go Go ( I think that's the name ( bongo ))

Just to clear something up, IIDX does not actually simulate DJing.
And Mambo A Go Go is with maracas (unless I am thinking of another game).

[evilbutterfly]

i saw karaoke revolution at best buy the other day and laughd. then i got to thinking, how the hell do u play it!? anybody who has played please tell me how it works.

[Sinjin]

...whoa i just came up with a perverse idea for an AMM.

Who would actually play that game?

...

OMG LOOK AT THAT TECHNIQUE HE'S REALLY LUBING IT UP NOW!

Game: "Ball fondling, BONUS POINTS!!!"

THAT IS SO FUCCKING CHEAP IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY! YEAH, WELL...

Game: "Anal stimulation, SUPER BONUS POINTS!!!"

Game: "Warning: approaching orgasm. Targets open. (Bullseye targets open on both sides of the screen)

OMG! <creams>

DIRECT HIT, BITCH!

NO!

Game: Player one is the winner!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

IN YOUR FACE! IN YOUR FACE! LITERALLY!

STOP DOING THAT!

YOU'RE JUST MAD 'CAUSE YOU LOST. NOW WIPE ME, BITCH.

Aw, man.

It's the rules.


See you next time on Jack Jack Revolution, the simulator that's not really a simulator!

....

Yeah.



That would really go over well.

[Jam930]

i guess it could analyze your voice and see if you're singing the right notes at the right time....... or something.

[evilbutterfly]

no, sinjin, such a game would be good (EDIT) for consoles. use the left analog stick to control your motions and switch "weapons" using the buttons like in Ape Escape. press triangle to select hands, then massage with gentle joystick swaying motions, then...yeah, i'm not gonna go into detail...wouldnt want my post deleted

[Jam930]

rofl.

[evilbutterfly]

no, i'm serious. i've thought about such a game before. really, whoever makes it first will make lotsa money from the controversy alone. but it'll have to wait til the next generation of consoles so the graphics will be better. it'll only have to draw 2 characters and a terribly low-detail environment (that will be mostly dark anyways since u dim the lights). as is the characters wouldnt look real enuf for it to be um, "entertaining" enuf. then again, alota people jizzed about Rikku and the rest of the chicks in FFX...

[Sinjin]

no, i'm serious. i've thought about such a game before. really, whoever makes it first will make lotsa money from the controversy alone. but it'll have to wait til the next generation of consoles so the graphics will be better. it'll only have to draw 2 characters and a terribly low-detail environment (that will be mostly dark anyways since u dim the lights). as is the characters wouldnt look real enuf for it to be um, "entertaining" enuf. then again, alota people jizzed about Rikku and the rest of the chicks in FFX...

This is about the time somebody whips out the gigantic "WTF" sign. Excuse me, please.