Tay Allyn is my lost princess. We will fly away on a griffon ride this storm of hate all the way to our Elysium, crushing the Autechres and Radioheads in the world with wanton swag. I don't care how many reviews they have on Pitchfork, we will turn this publicity wave into a Spirit Bomb of reverse-hate, just like Justin Bieber did with "Baby". When we're rich, we can retire to the Napa Valley and procreate in sweat and passion, leaving a line of descendants to bear the fist of our dynasty. Oh, Tay.
You know the lyrics to your song are bad when they're the only point of it; thet's what I got listening to this. It's even better when it criticizes itself in one line (it sucks). I don't know which is worse, the fact that no one in it sounds like they were trying to make something listenable, the fact that Justin Timberlake promoted it...or the fact that someone listened to it.
This was so bad that it scared away my sheep mask. I don't know if that's a good thing...
Last edited by Nick Skyline; 07-17-2013, 04:27 PM.
Your radiance glows Aprils of flowers;
Pristine swag; a survivor, a princess
The woman with whom I'd waste the wee hours
She should bear my brood, she sung her 'mass text'
Others fume and steam and say this a ruse
My hottie heart is open, dear, come home
Refuse the haters, my lady, my muse
Love in the bushes, linger near some brome
Were your art alive, its verdure would suit
An artist of new, a woman for me
Your talents bloomed bear a forest of fruit
As you'd bear love, our home, our progeny
While others mock love, this day I shall win
When courting my queen, my dear Tay Allyn
At least she is moderately attractive. Rebecca Black was just horrible.
Are you sure it wasn't just the fact that Rebecca Black was like 13 or 14 at the time. Maybe I just have a hard time calling anyone younger than my sister (who herself is almost 10 years younger than I am) attractive.
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