Most hated MASTURBATIONPOSITION

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  • Jonlovesddr
    h
    • Sep 2008
    • 1631
    #31
    Re: Most hated MASTURBATIONPOSITION

    i don't know if i should be concerned or excited

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      • d4u7211
        Aficionado of Awk
        • Oct 2006
        • 1276
        #32
        Re: Most hated MASTURBATIONPOSITION

        Originally posted by Frank Munoz
        I think we needa teach some users here how to masturbate; this is ridiculous
        lmfao this

        lube doesn't matter if you do it rite yo

        anyway thread relevant: how about through jean shorts. just keep em on yo, dont whip it out
        Hardpain of Hell RELEASED!!!

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          • Jonlovesddr
            h
            • Sep 2008
            • 1631
            #33
            Re: Most hated MASTURBATIONPOSITION

            thru boxers is easy
            and 96% of my wardrobe is basketball shorts that don't have zippers so that's a no go for me

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              • rayword45
                Local Teenage Wastebasket
                FFR Simfile Author
                • Feb 2007
                • 3212
                #34
                Re: Most hated MASTURBATIONPOSITION

                Rosy palms is a bitch to do. It takes forever, I just give up.
                The above post has a 50% chance of being useless. Potentially. Maybe.

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                  • trumaestro
                    I don't get no respect
                    FFR Simfile Author
                    • Jun 2006
                    • 1332
                    #35
                    Re: Most hated MASTURBATIONPOSITION

                    Miss Right doesn't do much for me. Miss Left is far more attractive.

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                      • Frank Munoz
                        Muein
                        • Nov 2007
                        • 2047
                        #36
                        Re: Most hated MASTURBATIONPOSITION

                        Originally posted by trumaestro
                        Miss Right doesn't do much for me. Miss Left is far more attractive.
                        I think I've only finished with my left hand once.
                        she just doesn't understand me like Miss Right

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                          • Staiain
                            Can't handle my ÆØÅ
                            • Aug 2009
                            • 4545
                            #37
                            Re: Most hated MASTURBATIONPOSITION

                            i came in here to see if i could find some nice ways to do it but when sand paper was mentioned i guess i'll just.... no






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                              • Syhto
                                BuMP it
                                • Mar 2006
                                • 2466
                                #38
                                Re: Most hated MASTURBATIONPOSITION

                                um what
                                Originally posted by ~jrodd
                                keep ur head up or down whatevers most comfortable idk but ya i repsect u cuz u respect others and we all have opinions to share, so respect one another and keep being urself or someone else watever
                                Originally posted by ~Tao of Dossar
                                I never self-reflect, and therefore, I have no negative thoughts about myself. However I am also aware about my successes.

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                                  • ilikexd
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                                    FFR Simfile Author
                                    • Apr 2006
                                    • 3208
                                    #39
                                    Re: Most hated MASTURBATIONPOSITION

                                    I don't need to masturbate because I have 36 girlfriends.

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                                      • Jonlovesddr
                                        h
                                        • Sep 2008
                                        • 1631
                                        #40
                                        Re: Most hated MASTURBATIONPOSITION

                                        what if you tried to jack off using a soprano sax mouthpiece
                                        let's be real that would be awful

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                                          • Charu
                                            Snivy! Dohoho!
                                            FFR Simfile Author
                                            • Mar 2006
                                            • 6185
                                            #41
                                            Re: Most hated MASTURBATIONPOSITION

                                            You know... I just came to the conclusion that an electrical outlet would be the worst, so... I guess that's my least favorite. idk.

                                            Maybe sharp edges? Maybe that's worst, hmm...


                                            Originally posted by JohnRedWolf87
                                            Charu the red-nosed Snivy
                                            Had a very shiny nose
                                            And if you ever saw it
                                            You could even say it glows

                                            All of the other Snivies
                                            Used to laugh and call him names
                                            They never let poor Charu
                                            Join in any Snivy games

                                            (Click the arrow to see the rest)


                                            Originally posted by Vendetta21
                                            All in all I would say that Charu not only won this game, his play made me reconsider how I play it.

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                                              • top
                                                Banned
                                                • Apr 2012
                                                • 1907
                                                #42
                                                Re: Most hated MASTURBATIONPOSITION

                                                Originally posted by Charu
                                                You know... I just came to the conclusion that an electrical outlet would be the worst, so... I guess that's my least favorite. idk.

                                                Maybe sharp edges? Maybe that's worst, hmm...
                                                those aren't....those aren't positions....

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                                                  • Charu
                                                    Snivy! Dohoho!
                                                    FFR Simfile Author
                                                    • Mar 2006
                                                    • 6185
                                                    #43
                                                    Re: Most hated MASTURBATIONPOSITION

                                                    Maybe concrete? Hmmm...


                                                    Originally posted by JohnRedWolf87
                                                    Charu the red-nosed Snivy
                                                    Had a very shiny nose
                                                    And if you ever saw it
                                                    You could even say it glows

                                                    All of the other Snivies
                                                    Used to laugh and call him names
                                                    They never let poor Charu
                                                    Join in any Snivy games

                                                    (Click the arrow to see the rest)


                                                    Originally posted by Vendetta21
                                                    All in all I would say that Charu not only won this game, his play made me reconsider how I play it.

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