Most hated MASTURBATIONPOSITION

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  • mi40
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    FFR Simfile Author
    • Aug 2008
    • 3655
    #16
    Re: Most hated MASTURBATIONPOSITION

    i feel sorry for you if u need to use lube to masturbate
    what a waste of money

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      • Frank Munoz
        Muein
        • Nov 2007
        • 2047
        #17
        Re: Most hated MASTURBATIONPOSITION

        Originally posted by Snowcrafta
        I never use lotion. Or lube. Ever.

        Then again I actually grab my dick and not pretend my hand is a vagina. I tug that shit
        I thought this standard??
        I use lube sometimes though; when i feel like it.
        Unknown and Unofficial
        may the good arrow guide you

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          • Jonlovesddr
            h
            • Sep 2008
            • 1631
            #18
            Re: Most hated MASTURBATIONPOSITION

            lube = conditioner
            3 or 4 bucks for a bottle that lasts months isn't expensive

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              • anwar-inc
                FFR Player
                • Jul 2012
                • 166
                #19
                Re: Most hated MASTURBATIONPOSITION

                Guys touching dicks is gay.

                Hi, I'm anwar.
                I make music, I listen to music, I blog every now and then and sometimes I play games on the internet.
                I've been on this site way too long, but sometimes I can be an ABSOLUTE BOSS.

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                  • Jonlovesddr
                    h
                    • Sep 2008
                    • 1631
                    #20
                    Re: Most hated MASTURBATIONPOSITION

                    but no gf

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                      • ssbmchamp
                        Can't improve at this game.
                        • Oct 2006
                        • 1128
                        #21
                        Re: Most hated MASTURBATIONPOSITION

                        Originally posted by Jonlovesddr
                        one reason could be my room is humid and it just doesn't work correctly
                        This makes absolutely no sense. If anything, humidity should "help" the situation.

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                          • Jonlovesddr
                            h
                            • Sep 2008
                            • 1631
                            #22
                            Re: Most hated MASTURBATIONPOSITION

                            humidity makes it sticky and when it's sticky it doesn't glide

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                              • Charu
                                Snivy! Dohoho!
                                FFR Simfile Author
                                • Mar 2006
                                • 6194
                                #23
                                Re: Most hated MASTURBATIONPOSITION

                                I'm afraid of this thread.

                                Erm, I guess... uh... hmm... How could anyone hate any position unless it's uncomfortable as all heck?


                                Originally posted by JohnRedWolf87
                                Charu the red-nosed Snivy
                                Had a very shiny nose
                                And if you ever saw it
                                You could even say it glows

                                All of the other Snivies
                                Used to laugh and call him names
                                They never let poor Charu
                                Join in any Snivy games

                                (Click the arrow to see the rest)


                                Originally posted by Vendetta21
                                All in all I would say that Charu not only won this game, his play made me reconsider how I play it.

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                                  • alloyus
                                    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
                                    FFR Simfile Author
                                    • Oct 2006
                                    • 3269
                                    #24
                                    Re: Most hated MASTURBATIONPOSITION

                                    He just doesn't want to admit that he likes using lubed up sandpaper

                                    ^FFP_D0pey btw

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                                      • Jonlovesddr
                                        h
                                        • Sep 2008
                                        • 1631
                                        #25
                                        Re: Most hated MASTURBATIONPOSITION

                                        Originally posted by alloyus
                                        He just doesn't want to admit that he likes using lubed up sandpaper
                                        I have sandpaper on my shelf that I use for sax reeds and i've no joke always wanted to try it just to say that i did but i never will

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                                          • ssbmchamp
                                            Can't improve at this game.
                                            • Oct 2006
                                            • 1128
                                            #26
                                            Re: Most hated MASTURBATIONPOSITION

                                            Originally posted by Jonlovesddr
                                            humidity makes it sticky and when it's sticky it doesn't glide
                                            When it's really humid, people tend to sweat more. Sweat could be considered a form of lubrication. Unless you're sweating out glue, what you're saying doesn't make sense.

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                                              • Jonlovesddr
                                                h
                                                • Sep 2008
                                                • 1631
                                                #27
                                                Re: Most hated MASTURBATIONPOSITION

                                                i just like lube better i guess

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                                                  • Izzy
                                                    Snek
                                                    FFR Simfile Author
                                                    • Jan 2003
                                                    • 9195
                                                    #28
                                                    Re: Most hated MASTURBATIONPOSITION

                                                    Can you people not pleasure yourselves without lube?

                                                    Also, hunched over seems inconvenient.

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                                                      • Jonlovesddr
                                                        h
                                                        • Sep 2008
                                                        • 1631
                                                        #29
                                                        Re: Most hated MASTURBATIONPOSITION

                                                        i have done it several times without lube but i like it better okay

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                                                          • Frank Munoz
                                                            Muein
                                                            • Nov 2007
                                                            • 2047
                                                            #30
                                                            Re: Most hated MASTURBATIONPOSITION

                                                            I think we needa teach some users here how to masturbate; this is ridiculous
                                                            Unknown and Unofficial
                                                            may the good arrow guide you

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