This is too grand.

[QreepyBORIS]

Fucked up.

[Cyborg_Mermaid]

That was quite an interesting piece to read. Watch, next this guy will be saying that DDR is really a reenactment of Native American raindancing and that it should "thrust back into the pit of hell!". Can't wait for that.

[RobbyZero]

I could call him Hellboy o_o

How original...

[evilbutterfly]

On a side note, that would be awesome to summon a demon...

u say that now, but when a demon emerges from the pits of hell and rips ur liver out and eats it as u watch and bleed to death, you wont think it's awesome then

and as for the article:

The MWV teaches that there exists in the universe a neutral force, like gravity, which is magic

then

God says that magic is deep and abominable sin

basically, God acknowledges that magic exists, yet right after that

Now obviously, these two worldviews cannot exist in the same moral universe. Either one is true and the other false or vice-versa

but if God admits that it exists, how can u say that Christians can't believe in magic? and to say "well, it's a sin, so they cant do it and still be Christians," as some would, is a dumb arguement because everybody sins.
also:

in the "universe" of Dungeons and Dragons magic is neutral, and can be used by "good guys" or by "bad guys."... This magical morality...is utterly in opposition to the Word of God and even common sense.

opposes common sense? just because both sides can use it? earlier, the writer uses shooting ur friend with a gun as an example. well, a gun can be used by either good or bad, so why would magic be any different?

i would ownzer this guy in a debate. plus, he himself did demonic things on purpose, so he should go screw himself and quit his bitching. i've never played D&D, but only stupid people can be brainwashed by a dumb game, and stupid people deserve to be eaten by demons anyway. it betters our race to have dumb people die, so he should be thankful.

[jewpinthethird]

"there exists in the universe a neutral force, like gravity, which is magic"

OH! And like...Microwaves....man, you put in cold food, and you get hot food out! HOW INSANE! I think it should be called a Magic Heat Making Box.

And like Automobiles. you put stinky liquid in one hole, and you turn a key, and WHAMOO! You get magic moving power.

And Cell phones, those things obviously run off of Grade-A Jesus Power.

But there is bad magic too....like Space Shuttles...those things wake up the Angels who sit on clouds...but clouds are okay, those are made out of good magic.

[tnyhwk900]

"there exists in the universe a neutral force, like gravity, which is magic"

OH! And like...Microwaves....man, you put in cold food, and you get hot food out! HOW INSANE! I think it should be called a Magic Heat Making Box.

And like Automobiles. you put stinky liquid in one hole, and you turn a key, and WHAMOO! You get magic moving power.

And Cell phones, those things obviously run off of Grade-A Jesus Power.

But there is bad magic too....like Space Shuttles...those things wake up the Angels who sit on clouds...but clouds are okay, those are made out of good magic.

LMAO

HAHAHAHAHHAAH

HAHAHA

Wow, heh, I just sat there laughing my head off for like 3 minutes at that. I'm gonna put one of those in my sig.

Wow, I must be getting tired.. I'm going to bed. Night everyone.

[Omeganitros]

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0046/0046_01.asp

I laughed so hard reading this...

[evilbutterfly]

gather up all your occult paraphernalia like your rock music

whoa, when did rock music get involved in this? apparently these uber christians hate everything...

and what was that "WARNING! See Acts 19:13-17" thing about? idunno where my Bible is...i'll look it up later and see what it's all about, unless one of u beats me to it.


anyways, i think i have the answer to all the evil game problems: make your own Jesus game that has subliminal messaging. and the game has the be fun, highly addictive, and not in-your-face with pro-Jesus things. there are plenty of fun and exciting things that happened in the bible, but people dont focus on that part. i mean, David vs Goliath. people like giants AND big wars, and that story has both. there's scandal, controversy, war, sex (see Song of Solomon ) and all sorts of other fun stuff in the Bible. if they could just make a game out of all of it and put subliminal pro-Christian messages in it, they'd have a great game that would convert alot of people.

[Omeganitros]

And what was up with them burning her stuff? Jeez, I'd say that's kinda evil cult-ish.

Not only that, but...10-year-old girls play D&D?

[Afrobean]

You guys probably don't realize this, but the only difference between a cult and a religion is the size. Basically it's a cult if it's not recognized nation-wide. Both cults and "real" religions use types of brainwashing.

[Omeganitros]

Ah. I will amend my post.

[User6773]

Damn, double-posted. Someone delete this one.

[User6773]

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0046/0046_01.asp

I laughed so hard reading this...

...sigh.....

It's people like whoever made this comic that give people the wrong impression of Christianity.

Attention website. Dungeons and Dragons is NOT satanic. Get over yourselves.

Attention people of FFR. Christians are not supposed to be intolerant, misunderstanding bigots like the people who made that website.

Yak yak yak, blah blah blah. The website also says Catholics aren't Christians. Ridiculous.

[GuidoHunter]

Jack Chick truly is an idiot. He goes out of his way to not learn about things and then slams them for being anti-Christian because he's an extremist. All knowledgable Catholics out there should read his "Are Roman Catholics Christians" tract and have a good laugh; my sister found a real one somewhere and I passed it around to all my friends, who all were in complete disbelief at his stupidity. This man is so freakin' ignorant it's funny. Just read his biography.

--Guido

http://andy.mikee385.com

[evilbutterfly]

Christians are not supposed to be intolerant, misunderstanding bigots like the people who made that website.

yeah, but a surprisingly large number of the frontmen for the religion are, which makes all Christians look bad. it's the extremists and morons that stand out in all the religions, really. everybody fusses about this religion or the other, but it's just crazy extremists that make the rest of them look bad. stupid extremists...