cop story time with mr. m0de. its a bit of a read, but its interesting. has some lulz in it. and i think you guys would find it interesting.
i couldnt renew my license because i had a couple tickets. i had planned to pay those tickets, and renew my license on wednesday (5 days from now). so i have been driving to and from work with an expired license. although i do have a state ID. after work i decided to stop at the gas station to get cigarettes and there was a city cop there. this city is extremely small so i know all of the cops since they come into my work often, except the cop that was at the gas station. he rarely comes in.
I get my smokes and leave while he was still in the gas station. i drive maybe 2 mins before realizing there is a cop right on my ass, and he hits his lights. i pull over, he approaches my car, says the reason he pulled me over was because "my license plate sticker has been expired for over a year. i ask him "what date is on the sticker now?" and he replys "its a different color than the correct sticker you have, so its been a while"
whats fucked up is that the sticker is good for one year, and about 3 months ago i just put a new sticker on there.. so either some asshat decided it would be funny to take the sticker off, or the sticker somehow fell off. anyways..
i give him my state id, insurance, and told him my registration is in my glove box, but i cant get the glove box open. its broke. he says "ok, ill be right back". he goes to his car and checks my shit out. come back and asks me to exit my car. "ok no problem" i say.
(keep in mind here, ive NEVER been arrested before in my life, just had minor traffic violations. nothing serious at all.)
he then slams me up against my car and tells me to put my hands on the hood of my car, puts one hand on my back pushing me towards my car while he puts on leather gloves. tells me not to move. im freaking out now cause i didnt know what was going on. why was he using so much force for a small traffic stop? after he puts on his gloves, he starts ripping everything out of my pockets and tossing it to the side. he tells me that he knows i have "something" and to just tell him where it is. "i have nothing on me, and there isnt anything in my car" i said. (a sheriff pulled up and joined him at this point but didnt get out of his car yet). as he is patting me down, he like uppercutted my balls trying to see if i had stashed anything down my pants. i like winced over in pain cause im a guy and that shit hurt. as i did that he yells "if you tense up one more time im taking you to the fucking ground". he gets done and the sheriff approaches asking me to step in front of my car about 15 feet and turn the opposite way of them.
they begin searching my car and eventually get to the broken glove box, and ask how to open it. i tell them "i dont know, its broke and my registration is in there you can break it open if you want" (cause shit, ive needed to get my registration out of there for a while now) the sheriff asked me a few questions while this was going on, but i cant remember what they were.. i just remember them being wise ass questions.
once they finished up trashing my car, the cop that pulled me over says "you arnt under arrest but i need to place you in the back of my car. do i need to put you in handcuffs?" at this point i really wanted to be an ass and be like "i dont know im kinda into that kinda stuff, are you coming back there with me?", but instead i just said "no sir".
he escorts me to the back of his car, and then explains to me that the car is going to be towed. i asked him if i could have someone come pick it up, and he said no, that the sticker was expired it cant be drivin. he begins doing paper work while trying to find the comfiest position to sit in.. literally switching positions/adjusting every few seconds until he was comfy. dick. so i ask him "can you get my phone and wallet from my car", and he replies "you can wait until i finish the fucking paper work, ok?" eventually he tells the sheriff to grab my stuff. i then ask him if he could just drop me off at my work (which is right across the street from the police station. go figure.)
we get back to my work and we are in the parking lot as he is writing up my tickets. the sheriff pulls up next to his window while hes doing so:
sheriff: "this was the guy at the gas station that parked next to you?"
cop: "yeah.... i dont know what kind of fucking idiot would park next to a police officer with expired tags."
cop/sheriff: lololololkekekeke^_^
me: :/
he finishes writing the tickets, i sign them. (me signing them doesnt mean that i agree to being guilty to each ticket). when hes done, he lets me out, and tells me to "take care". fucker.
soooooo after that cop made me his bitch, i went back into work and told my coworkers what had happened. the next day (today) i had called one of the cops that works with the fucker that had pulled me over. his name is jimmie, and hes an extremely nice guy. he comes into my work often and we bullshit. i told him the story, and he was pretty disgusted with the cop that had pulled me over. there was a $150 "police hold" on my car that was towed to a tow lot. meaning not only do i have to pay $200 to the tow lot to get my car out, i have to pay the police $150 to get the hold removed.
my cop friend jimmie, told me he will remove the hold, and drop 2 of my tickets since that cop was a dick. which was a huge sigh of relief. he also said that he will contact the judge that i have to see in january and let her know of the cop that pulled me overs acts. he then told me that my 3rd ticket MAY get dropped also, since apparently this judge really dislikes the cop that pulled me over.
ANYWHO~ there are some really nice cops out there, and then you have dbags like the one i dealt with.
TLDR:
got pulled over.
cop uppercuts my nuts, and tells me to stand still or he will take me to the ground.
cops lol at me for parking next to them with expired tags.
good friend cop of mine drops 2 of my tickets, and puts in a good word to the judge i will see next month.
some cops suck. some are great.
i couldnt renew my license because i had a couple tickets. i had planned to pay those tickets, and renew my license on wednesday (5 days from now). so i have been driving to and from work with an expired license. although i do have a state ID. after work i decided to stop at the gas station to get cigarettes and there was a city cop there. this city is extremely small so i know all of the cops since they come into my work often, except the cop that was at the gas station. he rarely comes in.
I get my smokes and leave while he was still in the gas station. i drive maybe 2 mins before realizing there is a cop right on my ass, and he hits his lights. i pull over, he approaches my car, says the reason he pulled me over was because "my license plate sticker has been expired for over a year. i ask him "what date is on the sticker now?" and he replys "its a different color than the correct sticker you have, so its been a while"
whats fucked up is that the sticker is good for one year, and about 3 months ago i just put a new sticker on there.. so either some asshat decided it would be funny to take the sticker off, or the sticker somehow fell off. anyways..
i give him my state id, insurance, and told him my registration is in my glove box, but i cant get the glove box open. its broke. he says "ok, ill be right back". he goes to his car and checks my shit out. come back and asks me to exit my car. "ok no problem" i say.
(keep in mind here, ive NEVER been arrested before in my life, just had minor traffic violations. nothing serious at all.)
he then slams me up against my car and tells me to put my hands on the hood of my car, puts one hand on my back pushing me towards my car while he puts on leather gloves. tells me not to move. im freaking out now cause i didnt know what was going on. why was he using so much force for a small traffic stop? after he puts on his gloves, he starts ripping everything out of my pockets and tossing it to the side. he tells me that he knows i have "something" and to just tell him where it is. "i have nothing on me, and there isnt anything in my car" i said. (a sheriff pulled up and joined him at this point but didnt get out of his car yet). as he is patting me down, he like uppercutted my balls trying to see if i had stashed anything down my pants. i like winced over in pain cause im a guy and that shit hurt. as i did that he yells "if you tense up one more time im taking you to the fucking ground". he gets done and the sheriff approaches asking me to step in front of my car about 15 feet and turn the opposite way of them.
they begin searching my car and eventually get to the broken glove box, and ask how to open it. i tell them "i dont know, its broke and my registration is in there you can break it open if you want" (cause shit, ive needed to get my registration out of there for a while now) the sheriff asked me a few questions while this was going on, but i cant remember what they were.. i just remember them being wise ass questions.
once they finished up trashing my car, the cop that pulled me over says "you arnt under arrest but i need to place you in the back of my car. do i need to put you in handcuffs?" at this point i really wanted to be an ass and be like "i dont know im kinda into that kinda stuff, are you coming back there with me?", but instead i just said "no sir".
he escorts me to the back of his car, and then explains to me that the car is going to be towed. i asked him if i could have someone come pick it up, and he said no, that the sticker was expired it cant be drivin. he begins doing paper work while trying to find the comfiest position to sit in.. literally switching positions/adjusting every few seconds until he was comfy. dick. so i ask him "can you get my phone and wallet from my car", and he replies "you can wait until i finish the fucking paper work, ok?" eventually he tells the sheriff to grab my stuff. i then ask him if he could just drop me off at my work (which is right across the street from the police station. go figure.)
we get back to my work and we are in the parking lot as he is writing up my tickets. the sheriff pulls up next to his window while hes doing so:
sheriff: "this was the guy at the gas station that parked next to you?"
cop: "yeah.... i dont know what kind of fucking idiot would park next to a police officer with expired tags."
cop/sheriff: lololololkekekeke^_^
me: :/
he finishes writing the tickets, i sign them. (me signing them doesnt mean that i agree to being guilty to each ticket). when hes done, he lets me out, and tells me to "take care". fucker.
soooooo after that cop made me his bitch, i went back into work and told my coworkers what had happened. the next day (today) i had called one of the cops that works with the fucker that had pulled me over. his name is jimmie, and hes an extremely nice guy. he comes into my work often and we bullshit. i told him the story, and he was pretty disgusted with the cop that had pulled me over. there was a $150 "police hold" on my car that was towed to a tow lot. meaning not only do i have to pay $200 to the tow lot to get my car out, i have to pay the police $150 to get the hold removed.
my cop friend jimmie, told me he will remove the hold, and drop 2 of my tickets since that cop was a dick. which was a huge sigh of relief. he also said that he will contact the judge that i have to see in january and let her know of the cop that pulled me overs acts. he then told me that my 3rd ticket MAY get dropped also, since apparently this judge really dislikes the cop that pulled me over.
ANYWHO~ there are some really nice cops out there, and then you have dbags like the one i dealt with.
TLDR:
got pulled over.
cop uppercuts my nuts, and tells me to stand still or he will take me to the ground.
cops lol at me for parking next to them with expired tags.
good friend cop of mine drops 2 of my tickets, and puts in a good word to the judge i will see next month.
some cops suck. some are great.
Asks him if he has drugs or guns and if he street races -.- Finally let's him go but every time we drive down the road he patrols the same cop car literally follows him.
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