Jesus crushes a mans leg

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  • dragonmegaXX
    ITG playing fur
    FFR Simfile Author
    • Jul 2008
    • 3661

    #1

    Jesus crushes a mans leg

    Oh the irony.

    The latest news and headlines from Yahoo! News. Get breaking news stories and in-depth coverage with videos and photos.


    A deeply religious man in upstate New York who believes a church's giant crucifix cured his wife of cancer had his own leg amputated after the same crucifix collapsed on top of him.

    45-year-old David Jimenez was cleaning the 600-pound crucifix, which was allegedly held up by a single screw.
    Jimenez is planning to sue the church for $3 million after losing his leg, because he will not be able to return to his job at a pizza restaurant.
  • Zon Fire
    ♎♏
    • Nov 2006
    • 1082

    #2
    Re: Jesus crushes a mans leg

    lol

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    • blindreper1179
      Vice President Of TGB
      • Jun 2006
      • 5900

      #3
      Re: Jesus crushes a mans leg

      I say religion is bad. See what it does to you. No one listens to me. -_-
      Originally posted by thesunfan
      absolutely I want to vomit on your face irl
      Originally posted by choof
      It was like trying to throw logic at a fuckin brick wall lmao
      Originally posted by choof
      whats more dense, a black hole or an icyworld file
      Originally posted by Celirra
      I've never been so disappointed by a man from Alabama than I am right now

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      • Quigly
        nah
        • Jan 2008
        • 3506

        #4
        Re: Jesus crushes a mans leg

        a job at a pizza restaurant

        worth 3 million dollars
        nah

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        • funmonkey54
          The Chill Keeper
          • Oct 2007
          • 4127

          #5
          Re: Jesus crushes a mans leg

          I'd sell my leg for $3,000,000.

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          • dragonmegaXX
            ITG playing fur
            FFR Simfile Author
            • Jul 2008
            • 3661

            #6
            Re: Jesus crushes a mans leg

            If he was really religious he would have put the crucifix up with NO screws.

            He didnt trust the power of Jesus, which enraged him and caused the thing to fall over and smite his leg.

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            • Choofers
              FFR Player
              FFR Music Producer
              • Dec 2008
              • 6205

              #7
              Re: Jesus crushes a mans leg

              god cured his wife of cancer but god didn't cause the crucifix to fall on his leg

              pickan n choosan

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              • Coolboyrulez0
                VICES
                FFR Simfile Author
                FFR Music Producer
                • Aug 2006
                • 10042

                #8
                Re: Jesus crushes a mans leg

                https://soundcloud.com/cbrbreakcore
                https://cbrrecords.bandcamp.com/

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                • Crazyjayde
                  FFR Veteran
                  • May 2007
                  • 1169

                  #9
                  Re: Jesus crushes a mans leg


                  ^^ Jesus crushes a man's leg

                  Soon enough, Jesus will atone the sins of some hookers.

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                  • I like it
                    Housekeeper
                    FFR Simfile Author
                    • Jan 2007
                    • 2122

                    #10
                    Re: Jesus crushes a mans leg

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                    • Razor
                      Dan "Razor" Devilz
                      FFR Simfile Author
                      • May 2004
                      • 1606

                      #11
                      Re: Jesus crushes a mans leg

                      lol
                      Originally posted by FFR Forum Awards
                      Best FFR file from 2013:
                      3rd: Retro City
                      Originally posted by Choofers
                      I play Stepmania, so I know everything about media formats.

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                      • UserNameGoesHere
                        FFR Veteran
                        • May 2008
                        • 1114

                        #12
                        Re: Jesus crushes a mans leg

                        It sounds like someone had a screw loose.



                        (sorry. Someone had to say it )
                        Originally posted by Crashfan3
                        Man, what would we do without bored rednecks?
                        sigpic

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                        • Ohaider
                          FFR Veteran
                          • Jun 2012
                          • 2893

                          #13
                          Re: Jesus crushes a mans leg

                          obama

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                          • kangolokster
                            Gotti
                            • Oct 2006
                            • 344

                            #14
                            Re: Jesus crushes a mans leg

                            Originally posted by Quigly
                            a job at a pizza restaurant

                            worth 3 million dollars
                            exactly xD

                            Originally posted by Xx{Midnight}xX
                            Stahp

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                            • Jerry DB
                              FFR, lift, repeat
                              • Jan 2008
                              • 2071

                              #15
                              Re: Jesus crushes a mans leg

                              this never would have happened if that was Korean Jesus
                              sigpic

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