The Best Torture

[tmorph]

Yeah put the worst torture to do to somebody. Like ur worst enemy don't hold back either. Like tying somebody up to a tree , then shoving a water hose up their butt, then turn the water on and leaving them there. LOL EVIL
!!! 8)

[caley_laing]

Thats not bad, I know of worse torture.

[tmorph]

Well speak ur mind! We're all family here.

[caley_laing]

Take a razor and just shave the whole persons body so that they start to bleed and are filled with cuts, then cut of their eye lids and place them into a tub of viniger. Not that i would do that, but you wanted to know.

[Omeganitros]

.....Grind stinky cheese until it becomes liquid and then pour it on someone. And theyre all like, "AUGH! IT'S SO STINKY! IT'S TORTURE!"

[GuidoHunter]

I LOVE torture! In fact, all of my fifteen or so short stories are completely about the torture of other people. I only have one complete one up, but it's quite worthy of reading: http://andy.mikee385.com/stories.htm/

I can't wait to write another one where I shave the skin off of someone's bony joints with a common cheese grater then expose them to a bath of....something not-so-common-as-salt-or-vinegar...acetone? sulfuric acid? lemon juice? I dunno, that's to come.

If you think torture of cute, cuddly, animated woodland creatures is hilarious, check out http://www.happytreefriends.com/ , too

--Guido

http://andy.mikee385.com/

[caley_laing]

Hahaha, the Happy Tree Friends thats so great and funny. I think a great thing to expose them to would also be a bath of peroxide.

[scorpio1690]

Lots of ways to torture people, one of my favourites is get some iron rods red hot, cut open their skin, stick the rods in, then sew their skin back up. They can't get them out, ahahahhahaha. Also knee capping someone with the gun would hurt like a bitch.

[Privateer]

The things I could describe would no doubt get me in trouble. This is a weird topic.

[banditcom]

Stick a curling iron up somone's ass and then turn it on.

[Cyborg_Mermaid]

Something having to do with an anal plug and a live wire on the end, and to get them to bleed to death--take a razor and make a LOT of 1" vertical slits down the lengths of their arms so that clotting cannot occur. All this while hanging by your wrists on dislocated shoulders from the ceiling.

....All that complete with a nonstop screening of Martha Stewart "Do It Yourself" specials. There ya go.

[Varia]

I think being the goatse man would be like torture.

Or maybe trying to figure out how to have sex with him.

I guess torture doesn't always consist of painful things.

[User6773]

Not deleting this thread.

[qualy]

Having sex with the goatse man or the tubgirl. Worst. Torture. Ever.

[CyanoticXtC]

This is actually how they used to Prosecute homosexuals back in the day.